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More Clothes Upstairs, Please.

Submitted by: peterharp via Engrish Funny Submissions

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  1. McFirst says:

    FIRST !!1!

  2. blueJade says:

    Why do I feel like another dog beat me to the fire-hydrant?

  3. Pjotr says:

    How much you wear downstairs is left to your own judgment, presumably.

  4. la conejita says:

    This must be a sign to protest at a topless bar. Except they are protesting politely and say please.

  5. lexan D says:

    Only if you insist.

  6. JohnB says:

    I have so much trouble getting my clothes to walk upstairs unless I’m in them.

    • la conejita says:

      And all this time I thought you lived in a nudist community. That clears it up.

      • JohnB says:

        Well, on the ground floor here we are all nudists, which is why I try to get my clothes to walk upstairs, where we wear clothes.

        • la conejita says:

          It must be hard being a nudist only part of the time. I’d say it would be easier if you just become a 24-hour nudist. However that might be complicated with work and having patients who are being seen for tendency to be exhibitionist.

  7. np says:

    I’m not so sure this is Engrish. If it is, it just barely is.

    • JohnB says:

      If it’s just barely Engrish, that clarifies why more clothes are needed.

      • np says:

        I’m now sure it’s not Engrish. Just a sign in a store that lets patrons know about more clothes on the 2nd floor and does so politely. Still better English than what I hear from most hillbillies and rednecks I encounter daily.

  8. v000 says:

    Looks like somebody upstairs needs more clothes constantly. Either he’s afraid and cold, or mumbles “precious” all the time.

  9. Fritriac says:

    Nude in the basement?

  10. dr handle says:

    These tenancy arrangements can be so tricky; the Nudist Scrabble Club has their club rooms on the ground floor and meet at 6.00pm, while the God Hates Everyone Except Us Because Everyone Else Is So Utterly Depraved prayer group meets on the first floor at 6.30pm. In the end, it was less trouble all around just to put in another stairwell on the other side of the building (at least the Recreational Stairs Construction Organisation on the second floor was able to help us out with a working bee).

  11. nponoBegHuk says:

    well it’s obvious that’s this is not engrish. It’s just a slogan on the chinese underground clothes factory, saying that they are working way too slow and need to hasten their efforts in order to keep the supplies fluent. Why they chose english over chinese remains unanswered…

  12. Andriffic says:

    Simple:
    There’s a Catholic church
    above a secret underground nudist camp.

  13. I wonder what goes on down stairs. lol


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