It must be hard being a nudist only part of the time. I’d say it would be easier if you just become a 24-hour nudist. However that might be complicated with work and having patients who are being seen for tendency to be exhibitionist.
I’m now sure it’s not Engrish. Just a sign in a store that lets patrons know about more clothes on the 2nd floor and does so politely. Still better English than what I hear from most hillbillies and rednecks I encounter daily.
These tenancy arrangements can be so tricky; the Nudist Scrabble Club has their club rooms on the ground floor and meet at 6.00pm, while the God Hates Everyone Except Us Because Everyone Else Is So Utterly Depraved prayer group meets on the first floor at 6.30pm. In the end, it was less trouble all around just to put in another stairwell on the other side of the building (at least the Recreational Stairs Construction Organisation on the second floor was able to help us out with a working bee).
You crazy Australians never cease to confound me with your upside-down logic. If you call the floor above the ground floor the first floor, what is the ground floor? The zeorth floor? Learn to count like the rest of us! The ground floor is the first floor!
Interesting. I will keep this in mind in case I ever visit Australia. If someone were to meet me on the second floor, I would have been waiting for them on the first.
If I were waiting on the Australian first floor, that’s our second floor. I need to go to the third floor and meet the person there which would be Australian 2nd floor.
Oh, and I was around in the ’60s and ’70s, when there was a concerted effort to get people in the US to switch to metric, which is a much easier system to deal with if you’re doing any mathematics on any sort of measurement. But the American people were decidedly unenthusiastic, and the matter was tabled.
well it’s obvious that’s this is not engrish. It’s just a slogan on the chinese underground clothes factory, saying that they are working way too slow and need to hasten their efforts in order to keep the supplies fluent. Why they chose english over chinese remains unanswered…
FIRST !!1!
If that’s the best you can do, you should jacket in.
Why do I feel like another dog beat me to the fire-hydrant?
How much you wear downstairs is left to your own judgment, presumably.
This must be a sign to protest at a topless bar. Except they are protesting politely and say please.
They are classy like that.
Gun owners, nudists, and tattoo fanatics: the most active participants usually aren’t the ones you want to see as members.
Well, they ARE protesting a Gentleman’s Club…
Right, because we all know that gentleman’s clubs only admit gentlemen.
Man, would THAT be bad for business!
Only if you insist.
I have so much trouble getting my clothes to walk upstairs unless I’m in them.
And all this time I thought you lived in a nudist community. That clears it up.
Well, on the ground floor here we are all nudists, which is why I try to get my clothes to walk upstairs, where we wear clothes.
It must be hard being a nudist only part of the time. I’d say it would be easier if you just become a 24-hour nudist. However that might be complicated with work and having patients who are being seen for tendency to be exhibitionist.
I’m not so sure this is Engrish. If it is, it just barely is.
If it’s just barely Engrish, that clarifies why more clothes are needed.
I’m now sure it’s not Engrish. Just a sign in a store that lets patrons know about more clothes on the 2nd floor and does so politely. Still better English than what I hear from most hillbillies and rednecks I encounter daily.
If everyone you know is a hillbilly or a redneck, chances are, so are you.
Looks like somebody upstairs needs more clothes constantly. Either he’s afraid and cold, or mumbles “precious” all the time.
Nude in the basement?
Nah. Too chilly down there.
Wear your underground cheat shoes, at least.
These tenancy arrangements can be so tricky; the Nudist Scrabble Club has their club rooms on the ground floor and meet at 6.00pm, while the God Hates Everyone Except Us Because Everyone Else Is So Utterly Depraved prayer group meets on the first floor at 6.30pm. In the end, it was less trouble all around just to put in another stairwell on the other side of the building (at least the Recreational Stairs Construction Organisation on the second floor was able to help us out with a working bee).
You have a bee that works??? All ours are either drones or broken.
His name is Eric.
I think I”ve heard of him. He drives a semi, doesn’t he?
Half a b, yes.
You crazy Australians never cease to confound me with your upside-down logic. If you call the floor above the ground floor the first floor, what is the ground floor? The zeorth floor? Learn to count like the rest of us! The ground floor is the first floor!
Nope, the ground floor is the floor that’s on the ground. The first floor is the floor up the first flight of stairs.
If you ever come and visit us Down Here, we’ll just look for you in the basement.
I NOT HAS A BASEMENT CAT!
Interesting. I will keep this in mind in case I ever visit Australia. If someone were to meet me on the second floor, I would have been waiting for them on the first.
If you meet someone on second while you’re on first, who’s on third?
All of us.
If I were waiting on the Australian first floor, that’s our second floor. I need to go to the third floor and meet the person there which would be Australian 2nd floor.
They should just learn to count and number their floors properly!
You can’t get a country to switch the way they’ve been doing things just to make sense for you.
Many think that the U.S. should use the Metric System, or call Soccer: Football.
I have learned to respect other cultures.
But then whatever would we call football? It’s not rugby, although there are some similarities.
Oh, and I was around in the ’60s and ’70s, when there was a concerted effort to get people in the US to switch to metric, which is a much easier system to deal with if you’re doing any mathematics on any sort of measurement. But the American people were decidedly unenthusiastic, and the matter was tabled.
And I bet the proponents were floored.
We’ll start numbering our building floors “properly” when Merkins stop calling that game of tag that they play “football”.
I’d personally have more trouble adjusting to driving on the wrong side of the road than to renaming floors.
When you read a lot of Manga, you realize that there is no wrong side.
Meet in a cafe or a pub instead then. Saves confusion, and there may be delicious cakie things available.
The cakie things are lies!
I don’t know.
well it’s obvious that’s this is not engrish. It’s just a slogan on the chinese underground clothes factory, saying that they are working way too slow and need to hasten their efforts in order to keep the supplies fluent. Why they chose english over chinese remains unanswered…
It’s only fair. Most of the policy manuals I have ever reviewed in the US seem to be in Chinese.
Simple:
There’s a Catholic church
above a secret underground nudist camp.
I see you’ve been to Our Lady of Perpetual Consternation, then.
I wonder what goes on down stairs. lol
Please!