Comments on: And my feet become run way

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:10:33 +0000

Veried goodeded!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:36:11 +0000

Very gooded!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:30:54 +0000

I’m glad you did noticed your mistake. You did gooded.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:25:24 +0000

I did noticed my mistake, but no one said anything about it.

Labor is expensive. The mother has to pay for it, but once the kids are old enough to work, they have to reimburse.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:23:34 +0000

Of course my mom doesn’t have ED. If I mentioned the V word is because I meant that she needs something for women as what men take in this type of situations.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:40:56 +0000

How much is the fee? It seems like there must be a lot of dragon child labor if the kids all have to pay a fee to their mother!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:20:56 +0000

If your mom has ED, I can understand why this might bother your father.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:15:56 +0000

Ok sorry. I am at a point in life where both my husband and I enjoy it and are able to do it even after a long day. I guess I’ll check back here in 17 more years and let you know how my secks life is going.

My parents have been married for 27 years and I bet they are going through the same thing. I always say that the one that needs Viagra is my mom. I am sure that if she took something, my dad would really appreciate it.

By: Leonardo

Leonardo — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:28:38 +0000

How can I tell from just the back of her head?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:25:21 +0000

Oh, actually I would say we have begun to realize how many boxes Pandora has!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:23:07 +0000

By the time we hit the sack, we’re usually both too tired! That’s the way it is when you’re old, stressed to the max, and overcommitted. Not to mention the fact that after 23 years of marriage, it takes a little more mood-setting to ensure that neither of us will fall asleep during the performance…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:17:57 +0000

I’m sure ShadowSplicer puts her on quite regularly.

By: blueJade

blueJade — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:54:13 +0000

We are having HUGE problems with non native species. We’ve opened a Pandora’s box.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:03:11 +0000

Down Here in Oz, we are not allowed to keep non-native animals; importation is illegal, due to concerns about various parasitic or environmental problems. Native animals kept as pets must be captive-bred, and you need a licence and have to keep a log book and submit audit returns every year; very few people have permits to take animals from the wild (for breeding stock, usually).

Of course, there are always people who will try to flout the laws, and occasionally exotic animals are imported. There is a bit of a scare in a particular creek in Victoria, where Slider turtles have been spotted. There was an amnesty a little while ago, where the Dept of Environment thought it was probably better to know where they were. My herp vet says that trying to microchip and vaccinate a boa constrictor that didn’t want to be chipped or vaccinated was a most educational experience.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 10:39:17 +0000

In the US, we aren’t supposed to keep native wild animals as pets. It’s a rule that has it’s up and down sides. One of the downers is that we import non-natives, which make their way into the local ecosystems and become an awful issue. There are local reptiles and amphibians I would love keep, but can’t.
If I ever get my house and life organized, I’m thinking a frilled dragon.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 10:17:25 +0000

Australian. Eastern, not Gippsland. A male, and two females.

By: WIN!

WIN! — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 21:06:35 +0000

creeeeeepyyyyy

By: blueJade

blueJade — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:27:52 +0000

Do you have Chinese or Australian?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 11:14:24 +0000

Yawn, mate, and hog the best basking spots. If they didn’t have internal gonads, they’d slump on the couch scratching their balls, too.

By: mee3

mee3 — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:38:21 +0000

Mona Lisa, is that you?

By: lexan D

lexan D — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:15:00 +0000

Do the male Dragons do anything a all? besides pass gas?

By: la conejita

la conejita — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:49:46 +0000

Ohh, will the girl wearing the shirt dye her hair blond?

By: la conejita

la conejita — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:48:53 +0000

Female dragons are the hunters and gatherers. They hunt the food and add spices to make it better and cook it. They have to fee their young and also feed the male dragon she chose for a mate. They will maintain the cave clean send the young ones to school, help out with homework, put them to bed. Do the laundry, throw out the garbage etc etc.. The list goes on and on.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:45:33 +0000

What about at night in your own bedroom? Are your parents and daughter around there too? If not, here’s a hint, that’s the best time to have secks.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:58:23 +0000

It may simply be severe acne, that will make mincemeat of your skin and can produce large, red lesions and leave raised or depressed red scars for many years (if not permanently).

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:56:56 +0000

Dragons LOVE dead mice. They would no doubt like live mice, too, but feeding live rodents to reptiles is cruel to the mice, potentially dangerous for the reptile, and illegal in most of Australia without a special permit. Although if you could ask, I suspect the male dragon would say he prefers them dead, because he’s a fat lazy grumpy sod who doesn’t like to have to chase his lunch (hence his preference for snails or mealworms over beetles, because they don’t scuttle around as quickly). If he’d been born in the wild, he’d've starved to death within a week of hatching, because the insects and fruits wouldn’t land on his tongue or obligingly drop directly into his mouth.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:55:51 +0000

Mmmm… The possibilties are intriguing! Unfortunately, at the moment, my wife and I are darn lucky to find a moment when we have neither my daughter nor my parents around long enough to have secks at all, let alone experimenting with something new!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:53:18 +0000

In point of fact (WARNING: I am being serious here) hormone levels have absolutely nothing to do with sexual preference. If you give a gay man additional testosterone, it will not make him any more attracted to females than he was, although it will tend to make him bulk up, muscle-wise. Hormones certainly can transform the body, but sexual preference is set in the brain’s wiring.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:50:29 +0000

Think “chocolate.” Or in your case, Lil Debbies.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:48:45 +0000

Don’t forget the hormone shots! But worth it, no?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:21:21 +0000

I’ve never had a food fight during secks. Sounds interesting!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:05:06 +0000

Looked pathological to me, but I wasn’t going to take the trouble to go through pages and pages of dermatological slides to figure out what it might be. A few years back my wife developed a bizarre full-body rash, and I looked at slides of virtually every rash known to medicine, and the only two things it resembled were one she couldn’t have had, since my wife is not a man (as far as I know, at least!) and the other being an incredibly rare condition. It went away before we got her to the doctor.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:00:12 +0000

The sleeve does have what seems to be a floral print, but what we can see of the hand looks large and angular, so I thought probably a man. But if being gay makes it okay to fondle women in public, I’m going to convert! Let’s see, what do I need… Lots of Richard Simmons exercise videos, check. Br0keback M0untain, check. Liza Minelli and Barbra Streisand CDs, along with some showtunes… Darn, my right wrist is rather rigid from an old break. I’ll have to get that surgically repaired to ensure proper flexibility… This could get expensive!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:53:26 +0000

Ahh, Sevarel leather…

By: la conejita

la conejita — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:40:13 +0000

If waterdragons live in the water, I don’t think they get to see many mice. Dead or alive for that matter. Ohh, no wonder this is why they are never excited and are always in a bad mood.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:38:51 +0000

I assumed those were freckles.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:37:40 +0000

If you just kissed her, you should be fine after a few days, if you had secks with her, you might have caught her peas.

By: Brad F.

Brad F. — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:26:44 +0000

Apparently it will become a bizarre neck rash too.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:57:08 +0000

The person is probably tickling her, to make the prediction come true.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:51:08 +0000

My third sequel will become mysterious “Bride of Chuckle”.

By: lexan D

lexan D — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 03:03:14 +0000

oh, okay.
dragons like dead mice?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:50:13 +0000

Nah, I don’t get as excited about dead mice as the dragons do.

By: lexan D

lexan D — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:43:04 +0000

Are you sure that you are not actually a waterdragon?

By: Bran

Bran — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:40:37 +0000

Knew I shouldn’t of kissed Ms. Piggy.

By: Bran

Bran — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:39:37 +0000

It was an MRI, they had to put the dye into the joint though. Torn tendon in my ankle.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:16:07 +0000

I think now you’re talking about a myelogram, which is a different kettle of fish. Many people have seriously negative reactions to the dye.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:13:59 +0000

Yes, in my experience if you consult a surgeon, he or she will usually want to do surgery. So far I have declined all offers. The last neurosurgeon I consulted, a very experienced and renowned doctor, said that there was roughly a 50% chance that the surgery would help, and a 50% chance it would make things worse. I appreciated his candor.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:11:29 +0000

The MRI films are actually amazingly detailed, and show soft tissue in all its glory. The last one of my spine I was able to see the bulging disks and the ligamentous overgrowth quite plainly.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:03:50 +0000

Well, here in Kentucky they still use the noisemakers. I can actually doze off when there’s a steady noise, but when it stops, it wakes me up, and vice versa. I’ve mostly had the lumbar spine done, but I did have a shoulder done as well.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:53:16 +0000

..just moments before my teeth become offensive weapon, my tongue become agent of bad language and my breath become Chemical Weapon of Doom.