my smile will become mysterious CHUCKLE
I’ve already become the product.
Submitted by: peterharp via Engrish Funny Submissions
-
-
Copy & paste this:
« Previous Thanks for clearing that up | What about in and out? Next »
And my feet become run way
» Glory! 77 Comment
Leave a Reply
-
Recent Talking Abouts
stretcherbearer on Power-Up Pixel Dust Fairy on They Have Some Funny Ideas Abo… That 2304guy on Wise Cat Is Wise Zack on I Literally Cannot Stop Squeal… Guillaume Roberts on Wise Cat Is Wise Pectolatra on Power-Up Sarge on Handicrafts Just Got Pers… A Ling To The Pasta on I Think I Know That One Jambon-X on I really hope that was a … instantmusic on With Extra Vitaminru R 
Cheezburger Company Blog
*Evil laugh* Mwahhahahahahah!!
You’re back! How’d it go? And why aren’t you in school improving your mind?
I guess I bullsh!tted you. And me too. *APPARENTLY* the appointment was CANCELED without my consent!!! And also, THEY NEVER HAD THE MRI SCHEDULED!!!!! What they had was some STUPID CLASS ON HAVING AN MRI!!!!!!! STUPID TARDS!!
A class on having an MRI??? What did they teach, how to remain motionless? And did you pass?
It was actually on what they did during/after, and how they would find something!
As a veteran of, I think five (at last count), MRIs, I can tell you that what they will do during is keep you cooped in a tube while they intermittently make very loud noises, and, if you’re lucky, play you some music over headphones. Afterwards they will send you a large bill.
And, in my experience, the doctor will go on to do whatever he/she was planning on doing before the MRI.
The MRI films are actually amazingly detailed, and show soft tissue in all its glory. The last one of my spine I was able to see the bulging disks and the ligamentous overgrowth quite plainly.
Yes, in my experience if you consult a surgeon, he or she will usually want to do surgery. So far I have declined all offers. The last neurosurgeon I consulted, a very experienced and renowned doctor, said that there was roughly a 50% chance that the surgery would help, and a 50% chance it would make things worse. I appreciated his candor.
And then you pray the dye doesn’t go very far into your joints. >_>
I think now you’re talking about a myelogram, which is a different kettle of fish. Many people have seriously negative reactions to the dye.
It was an MRI, they had to put the dye into the joint though. Torn tendon in my ankle.
You can always nap in the MRI (that’s usually what I do, although I’m usually scanned in the kneeish or shoulderish regions) – the machines they use now are practically silent compared to the dinosaurs they used 10 – 15 years ago.
Well, here in Kentucky they still use the noisemakers. I can actually doze off when there’s a steady noise, but when it stops, it wakes me up, and vice versa. I’ve mostly had the lumbar spine done, but I did have a shoulder done as well.
Sorry! It sounds like you need to do this bullsh!t over again… so sorry!
And also, I am in school right now! My Grandma teaches me at home: I AM HOME SCHOOLED! Yay!!
That means that I can bug you guys any time I want to!!
You must have a really cool grandma if she lets you be online all the time.
Ok this is unrelated, but can you please put your face back on.
Well, that explains a lot… I home-schooled my oldest for awhile. She got away with murder. Course she got away with murder in school, too… Your gran has my sympathies.
Hey, go get Grandma, put her on!
I’m sure ShadowSplicer puts her on quite regularly.
is that mr tickles arm? if so time hasnt been kind to him O.O
My frown will become maniacal.
I don’t even want to imagine that!!
Ah, if only imagination were a matter of choice…
Only a chuckle-head would do something like that.
With that guy’s arm there, it looks like he’s fondling her while taking a picture.
Which is why the mysterious smile will become a chuckle; or, perhaps, he will be feeling the back of her hand-bag.
“Hey, let me take a picture of your shirt for this funny website. Stand right there .. oh, wait, there’s a wrinkle. Let me smooth that out …”
Ahh, Sevarel leather…
How do you know that’s a guy’s arm there? The sleeve seems to have a flower print. Maybe he’s gay, so it’s ok if he is fondling her.
The person is probably tickling her, to make the prediction come true.
The sleeve does have what seems to be a floral print, but what we can see of the hand looks large and angular, so I thought probably a man. But if being gay makes it okay to fondle women in public, I’m going to convert! Let’s see, what do I need… Lots of Richard Simmons exercise videos, check. Br0keback M0untain, check. Liza Minelli and Barbra Streisand CDs, along with some showtunes… Darn, my right wrist is rather rigid from an old break. I’ll have to get that surgically repaired to ensure proper flexibility… This could get expensive!
Don’t forget the hormone shots! But worth it, no?
In point of fact (WARNING: I am being serious here) hormone levels have absolutely nothing to do with sexual preference. If you give a gay man additional testosterone, it will not make him any more attracted to females than he was, although it will tend to make him bulk up, muscle-wise. Hormones certainly can transform the body, but sexual preference is set in the brain’s wiring.
My smile will become mysterious, but what you should really fear are my EYES.
Do not fear of my eyes!
I don’t fear your eyes, they seem to be twitching a little, so you might want to get that checked. You may be coming down with some swinish flu.
Knew I shouldn’t of kissed Ms. Piggy.
If you just kissed her, you should be fine after a few days, if you had secks with her, you might have caught her peas.
I’ve never had a food fight during secks. Sounds interesting!
Think “chocolate.” Or in your case, Lil Debbies.
Mmmm… The possibilties are intriguing! Unfortunately, at the moment, my wife and I are darn lucky to find a moment when we have neither my daughter nor my parents around long enough to have secks at all, let alone experimenting with something new!
What about at night in your own bedroom? Are your parents and daughter around there too? If not, here’s a hint, that’s the best time to have secks.
By the time we hit the sack, we’re usually both too tired! That’s the way it is when you’re old, stressed to the max, and overcommitted. Not to mention the fact that after 23 years of marriage, it takes a little more mood-setting to ensure that neither of us will fall asleep during the performance…
Ok sorry. I am at a point in life where both my husband and I enjoy it and are able to do it even after a long day. I guess I’ll check back here in 17 more years and let you know how my secks life is going.
My parents have been married for 27 years and I bet they are going through the same thing. I always say that the one that needs Viagra is my mom. I am sure that if she took something, my dad would really appreciate it.
If your mom has ED, I can understand why this might bother your father.
Of course my mom doesn’t have ED. If I mentioned the V word is because I meant that she needs something for women as what men take in this type of situations.
..just moments before my teeth become offensive weapon, my tongue become agent of bad language and my breath become Chemical Weapon of Doom.
Are you sure that you are not actually a waterdragon?
Nah, I don’t get as excited about dead mice as the dragons do.
oh, okay.
dragons like dead mice?
If waterdragons live in the water, I don’t think they get to see many mice. Dead or alive for that matter. Ohh, no wonder this is why they are never excited and are always in a bad mood.
Dragons LOVE dead mice. They would no doubt like live mice, too, but feeding live rodents to reptiles is cruel to the mice, potentially dangerous for the reptile, and illegal in most of Australia without a special permit. Although if you could ask, I suspect the male dragon would say he prefers them dead, because he’s a fat lazy grumpy sod who doesn’t like to have to chase his lunch (hence his preference for snails or mealworms over beetles, because they don’t scuttle around as quickly). If he’d been born in the wild, he’d've starved to death within a week of hatching, because the insects and fruits wouldn’t land on his tongue or obligingly drop directly into his mouth.
Female dragons are the hunters and gatherers. They hunt the food and add spices to make it better and cook it. They have to fee their young and also feed the male dragon she chose for a mate. They will maintain the cave clean send the young ones to school, help out with homework, put them to bed. Do the laundry, throw out the garbage etc etc.. The list goes on and on.
Do the male Dragons do anything a all? besides pass gas?
Yawn, mate, and hog the best basking spots. If they didn’t have internal gonads, they’d slump on the couch scratching their balls, too.
Do you have Chinese or Australian?
Australian. Eastern, not Gippsland. A male, and two females.
In the US, we aren’t supposed to keep native wild animals as pets. It’s a rule that has it’s up and down sides. One of the downers is that we import non-natives, which make their way into the local ecosystems and become an awful issue. There are local reptiles and amphibians I would love keep, but can’t.
If I ever get my house and life organized, I’m thinking a frilled dragon.
Down Here in Oz, we are not allowed to keep non-native animals; importation is illegal, due to concerns about various parasitic or environmental problems. Native animals kept as pets must be captive-bred, and you need a licence and have to keep a log book and submit audit returns every year; very few people have permits to take animals from the wild (for breeding stock, usually).
Of course, there are always people who will try to flout the laws, and occasionally exotic animals are imported. There is a bit of a scare in a particular creek in Victoria, where Slider turtles have been spotted. There was an amnesty a little while ago, where the Dept of Environment thought it was probably better to know where they were. My herp vet says that trying to microchip and vaccinate a boa constrictor that didn’t want to be chipped or vaccinated was a most educational experience.
We are having HUGE problems with non native species. We’ve opened a Pandora’s box.
Oh, actually I would say we have begun to realize how many boxes Pandora has!
How much is the fee? It seems like there must be a lot of dragon child labor if the kids all have to pay a fee to their mother!
I did noticed my mistake, but no one said anything about it.
Labor is expensive. The mother has to pay for it, but once the kids are old enough to work, they have to reimburse.
I’m glad you did noticed your mistake. You did gooded.
Very gooded!
Veried goodeded!
My third sequel will become mysterious “Bride of Chuckle”.
Ohh, will the girl wearing the shirt dye her hair blond?
Apparently it will become a bizarre neck rash too.
I assumed those were freckles.
Looked pathological to me, but I wasn’t going to take the trouble to go through pages and pages of dermatological slides to figure out what it might be. A few years back my wife developed a bizarre full-body rash, and I looked at slides of virtually every rash known to medicine, and the only two things it resembled were one she couldn’t have had, since my wife is not a man (as far as I know, at least!) and the other being an incredibly rare condition. It went away before we got her to the doctor.
It may simply be severe acne, that will make mincemeat of your skin and can produce large, red lesions and leave raised or depressed red scars for many years (if not permanently).
Mona Lisa, is that you?
How can I tell from just the back of her head?
creeeeeepyyyyy