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Yes sad I know
Just amazing it is now considered mainstream! Kind of an alternative “Sound of Music.”
Up and down is safer if you both hold on to the safety rails.
Dr handle will insist this maneuver be attempted only while wearing tinfoil hats! She should know, she is a dr.
The rule, as I understand it, is no up and downing. No ifs, ands, or buts.
That’s absolutely right! No up and downing.
No ifs, ands, or buts. Or butts (unless you are two informed consenting adults who both enjoy it).
Even with tinfoil hats?
Well, if you absolutely MUST do up and downing, know that I do not approve, but do wear your tinfoil hat.
The tin foil hats don’t stop the ebil mind control forces that make you up and down faster and faster.
Homemade tinfoil hats will be provided at the Entrance of the Engrish site. For just $0 you will be providing protection of yourself and your loved ones.
How thoughtful!
But what exactly do the tinfoil hats protect against?
They stop the alien masters of Planet Zorg from controlling you by beaming their mind-control rays into your brain. I’m sure we’ve gone through this before, during one of our Personal, Moral and Geometrical Hygiene lectures.
Honestly! really! I didn’t doze off during the lecture, really.
What about those here that are from the planet Zorg? What should they wear?
Come as you are.
And go as you’re not.
I don’t have a $0. Can you take a charge card or make change if I buy 3?
You can have it for free. But just this one time. I don’t want everyone else to ask for special treatment.
Maybe anyone who doesn’t have the correct money can pay with some internets instead. The important thing is that we get everyone Using Protection.
Can I get one with embossed and patterned foil?
Will copper foil be effective?
Copper foil would be both effective and fashionable!! Would the solder joints touch the skin?
Good idea Dr. Handle. We’ll start offering financial aid for those who don’t have $0.
Would that be enough?
what about side to side?
Well, shouln’t you always be careful for up and down? Or at least for down? Up is supposed to be safer.
but up is where things fall on you from. right and left dont even get mentioned. big liability there.
My life has had its ups and downs. Now I seem to be having more of the ups. Specially when I am here at Engrish.
ok imma go ahead and say it, THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!
but i like the up and downing when its not done carefully
Woah okey cokey cokey
But Dr. Handle hasn’t installed the ceiling hatch for up and downing yet!