Comments on: The perfect shirt for my NASA interview

By: ha ha ha

ha ha ha — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 01:42:26 +0000

I want that to be engraved on my tombstone when I am dead.

By: Doc

Doc — Tue, 18 May 2010 17:00:27 +0000

no no no, he meant Social Security. Them old folks get to make up their own country and stuff.

By: Hakencat

Hakencat — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:10:29 +0000

distraction filler make when isnt wont leearn to American grammer SPACEROCK

By: Hakencat

Hakencat — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:07:20 +0000

i wonder if they do…i never got kanji shirts or anything (just writing po~ju’s name on my folders that’s all) cause i think it kinda dumb. i mean really now, i doubt they do that over there and say “it mean friend”

By: dukethepcdr

dukethepcdr — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:18:39 +0000

In the USA, kids wear shirts and hats etc with Japanese or Chinese symbols without knowing what they mean. This must be what happens in other countries when they make shirts with English letters on them without knowing what they mean.

By: XTC

XTC — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:25:30 +0000

This is so poetic…

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:11:47 +0000

I don't want to embrace the an wind! It passed gas!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:10:29 +0000

That’s me in a nutshell!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:08:48 +0000

Speeding beans? That must have hurt…

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:07:41 +0000

I still don’t know what I want to be if I grow up.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:45:00 +0000

Well, slap mah fro!

By: Jimi

Jimi — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:44:05 +0000

So where do I purchase my ticket
Just like to have a ringside seat
I want to know about the new Mother Earth
I want to hear and see everything

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:39:54 +0000

I’ve had worse dates.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:02:37 +0000

Have you heard that some men in Japan are dating pillows? Apparently two genders wasn’t enough for them. They even take this pillow girlfriend out to the restaurants and buy them food and things.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:09:59 +0000

Sometimes you are.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:27:38 +0000

Two is plenty complicated enough, thank you!

By: blue invader

blue invader — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:11:16 +0000

How many do you need?

By: NV8R Zia

NV8R Zia — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:09:02 +0000

Does anyone notice that near all these t-shirts are on people when their pictures were taken? That means that morons out there are actually buying this crap and wearing it in public places! Good god at all the idiots out there!

By: lexan D

lexan D — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 03:06:02 +0000

how many different genders do you have on your planet?

By: bluejade

bluejade — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:18:08 +0000

Best one I could find, folks! No video, but still the sweetest and teh best!

By: bluejade

bluejade — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:15:43 +0000

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:03:24 +0000

Growing older you can’t avoid; growing up is optional.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:30:29 +0000

No, I think it was a speedball. *Oooh, joke in very bad taste, speaking ill of the dead and all that*

By: Meowth

Meowth — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:14:41 +0000

But you’re not as think as we drunk you are, I bet!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:13:53 +0000

Is that how he died?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:04:37 +0000

Oooh, beaned with a fastball! That’s gotta hurt.

By: Billly Mays

Billly Mays — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:03:35 +0000

YES, IT’S BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A *THWUNK!!!!*

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:02:46 +0000

And heeere’s the pitch…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:02:12 +0000

God, I hope I’m not THAT old…

By: Meowth

Meowth — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:36:26 +0000

Sometimes you feel like a nut…

By: Meowth

Meowth — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:34:51 +0000

A fastball.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:33:59 +0000

I know that! I just don’t like them! As for how old I am, I’m only as old as I think I am.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:45:00 +0000

Which, of course, is where you find most Scientologists anyway.

By: baldrick

baldrick — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:34:16 +0000

More like Spinal Tap

By: Grey Invader

Grey Invader — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:24:00 +0000

Yes, this is also true on my home planet.

By: MajorDad1984

MajorDad1984 — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:53:38 +0000

Let’s hear Joe Diffie sing that to the tune of “Third Rock from the Sun.”

By: foo

foo — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:13:53 +0000

Scientology in a nutshell.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:20:50 +0000

Winding up with what?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:37:41 +0000

So the kudzu will wind around the wind generator, unless the wind prevents it from winding.

By: lexan D

lexan D — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:09:56 +0000

this is true!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 02:03:49 +0000

In Soviet Russia, wind embarrasses you!
Not if you’re male, though, they’re never embarrassed by the wind, in fact, they’ll draw your attention to it, laugh, and ask for a mark out of 10.

By: shaungrl

shaungrl — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:04:58 +0000

I think somebody been smokin’ dat spacerock.

By: ewrter

ewrter — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:05:29 +0000

I bet there’s already a Yes song like this.

By: D

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:48:12 +0000

I think this would make a really great song. The “spacerock” part would be yelled.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:31:33 +0000

That was “Embarrass the Wind.”

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:56:50 +0000

Oh dear, how old are you, Meowth? I think Brother John refers to the Schutzstaffel. Srsly, go educate yourself. It’s important.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:53:38 +0000

I thought it was a play about the Scopes “monkey trial.”

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:51:10 +0000

“How to embrace the an wind” – is this a genuine Engrish fart joke?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:40:43 +0000

After several days of binge drinking, I can assure you I was all kinds of rank!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:37:16 +0000

So now you are generating wind using self replicating machines? No wonder you need a windmill generator to keep up! Just keep generating windmills to catch all that wind!