Comments on: You’re one tough biker http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:29:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-65387 Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:56:27 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-65387 Eh rides backwards, though.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-65386 Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:55:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-65386 No fair putting potions in your chili! The magic is supposed to be in the flavor!

]]> By: anonymia http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-65103 Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:49:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-65103 Eh is a pretty cool biker. He not cold and doesnt afraid of anything.

]]> By: paws4thot http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64831 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:09:55 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64831 It was seriously hot, even with large potions (but not several quarts large). I think we’re talking somewhere around chilli #4 or 5 in the Texas Chilli Contest joke.

]]> By: blueJade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64818 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:59:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64818 Holy sh!t! Either those were very large portions, like several quarts, or that was some very hot chile. Sounds like it would make a nice condiment, though.

]]> By: paws4thot http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64741 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:46:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64741 I used to make a firehouse chilli using 1 scotch bonnet per portion; I know people who’re afraid of the very mention of it!

]]> By: KinkyTom http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64738 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:41:01 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64738 In Soviet Russia Scooter Rid-* gets shot *

]]> By: blueJade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64733 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:21:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64733 I traveled with a kitten in Mexico years ago. I rigged a hot water bottle with ice cubes and water; then placed it in a cloth bag. The kitten would nap on or next to the “hot” water bottle.

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64717 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:41:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64717 I was stationed in Norfolk, Va. for a few years. I had a 30-40 minute ride and 2 months of the year had frost and freezing temperatures. One of the advantages of being at sea was a warm morning commute equivalent of walking from the basement to the upstairs.

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64701 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:58:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64701 Who was on your lap? ShadowSplicer, Meowth, or the new one Somepartsareme?

]]> By: Twistkick http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64695 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 02:24:34 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64695 Yup, that’s pretty much what it’s like.

Also, my scooter looked just like that.

]]> By: General Lord Saber of the Ongoing Joke http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64694 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 02:08:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64694 All your internets are belong to me.

]]> By: General Lord Saber of the Ongoing Joke http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64693 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 02:05:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64693 He’s 15 degrees off cool!

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64691 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:59:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64691 Ohhhh, I can handle getting wet, I can handle getting cold, but getting rained on AND getting cold, it’s just unpleasant. Take the car. Better yet, don’t go anywhere, stay home with a nice cup of tea and a good book and the cat on your lap, and listen to the rain.

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64634 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:56:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64634 What’s a little stomach pump between friends?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64633 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:54:17 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64633 Should have stayed away from that chocolate, eh?

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64631 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:52:11 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64631 When you’re bi, you love everyone! But it was the “…” missing three letters that made me itch!

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64629 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:50:11 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64629 Everybody loves you when you’re bi.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64627 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:49:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64627 Or they just assume you’re riding a two-stroke and running a fully synthetic oil. Ah, I love the smell of two-stroke in the morning.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64626 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:48:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64626 Oh, I say, I resent that remark!
Or should that be, I resemble that remark?

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64625 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:48:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64625 Drat you, Brother John, that’s just what I was about to suggest – “Not frightened, just shivering with cold”. Mind you, these days I am a pathetic wage slave with a disposable income and I have better riding gear. Leathers can be toasty warm. Not necessarily a good thing in the summer. Oh, those 35+ degrees (Celsius) days…

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64621 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:46:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64621 Yes?

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64569 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:58:34 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64569 I the “Your Yaks Currently” box, this page is listed as “You’re one tough bi…” It made me do a double take!

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64566 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:55:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64566 Okay, Ribbit. Whatever you say.

]]> By: Rabbi T http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64562 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:50:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64562 I can assure you, I have not called for vespers, no matter what this Kanji person might have told you.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64561 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:48:53 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64561 It’s hard to imagine that someone on a motorcycle might be dangerous. Especially those ones with religious insignia upon their jackets, the, uh, oh, some kind of Angels, anyway.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64560 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:47:11 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64560 Only in Soviet Russia.

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64517 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:05:02 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64517 It is a rabbit vespa! I wonder what the Kanji says…

]]> By: blueJade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64516 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:03:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64516 Don’t mean they don’t ride bikers?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64508 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:43:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64508 And real scooters don’t ride bikes!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64507 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:42:19 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64507 Not to brag, but my chili recipe has been investigated as a possible alternative source of natural gas.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64505 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:40:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64505 And I always feel so deprived missing out on the fun of motorcycling.

]]> By: v000 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64501 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:34:18 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64501 …there. Ahem. “over there”. Oh well…

]]> By: v000 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64500 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:33:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64500 - Mommy, look! That man over is showing his chili!

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64498 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:32:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64498 Great chili creates f@rts that the rider can smell and will make the car behind you go off of the road.

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64497 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:30:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64497 100 kmh winds find every seam and pore of your garments. Wet is even worse. The wind evaporating the moisture sucks the heat out of you until your skin is at dew point. Your hands chill your arms below the elbow until the muscles can’t contract to operate the controls. A brand name for these locally was Hippo Hands which kept your arms working until your knees and nose got frost bitten.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64495 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:25:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64495 I bet he’d be afraid of MY chili.

]]> By: Somepartsareme http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64492 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:20:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64492 He doesn’t afraid of anything. And it’s chilly.

]]> By: v000 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64486 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:13:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64486 Hmm, what can I get for 5 internets?.. [contemplates]

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64484 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:09:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64484 That actually makes sense! I think you just solved an Engrish! Here, have five internets.

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64482 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:08:38 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64482 I was thinking the same thing. I am guessing he meant to say he wasn’t cold because he is already wearing a jacket and gloves.

]]> By: v000 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64479 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:00:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64479 Or maybe it’s a scooter, I don’t care…

]]> By: v000 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64477 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:57:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64477 You say we have a potentially unsafe person riding a bike? That sucks ;)

]]> By: v000 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64475 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:55:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64475 Or he’s cold as in “no emotions” – gives even more sense, ’cause he’s not afraid ;)

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64474 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:54:23 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64474 I drive the most massive tanks I can afford and still cannot escape this nagging suspicion that any second I am in a moving vehicle, the end is not far away. Anyone who is not afraid while driving is not in contact with reality.

]]> By: v000 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64473 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:52:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64473 “Not afraid and warm” would be driving a car.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64469 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:47:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64469 Does that mean the rider is unafraid but still freezing? Or neither afraid nor cold?

]]> By: lexan D http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64466 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:13:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64466 SHe*LA !

]]> By: paws4thot http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64465 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:13:25 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64465 But that’s a scooter; real bikers don’t ride scooters!

]]> By: blueJade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/11/engrish-afraid-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-64463 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:03:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14947#comment-64463 Oh, but I am!

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