Comments on: Dear god … those aren’t chopsticks!

By: Joann Fabrics Coupons

Joann Fabrics Coupons — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 01:12:49 +0000

Want to test your patience? These chopsticks will help you get there

By: becky

becky — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:54:07 +0000

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

By: Illie

Illie — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:40:42 +0000

I have some of there items lol. Good stuff, good stuff. XD

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:05:38 +0000

Since when do you need hallucinogens to get into Sea World?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:20:06 +0000

I guess the price of hallucinogens has gone up a great deal since my day.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:14:23 +0000

Heck no! I’m not spending $50 just to see a bunch of dancing orcas!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:27:27 +0000

You’re seeing them too!!!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:26:20 +0000

I would judj 4U

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:17:00 +0000

Then she had a little more…

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:16:20 +0000

Are they German?

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:15:36 +0000

So it is a half bakerry?

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:15:04 +0000

The painted orcas wear sequins when they do their dance routine.

By: loldude123

loldude123 — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:10:48 +0000

im judjing u

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:13:18 +0000

*Eats little lamb*

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:54:08 +0000

Well, partly because Shepherds Pie is made using meat, veg and potatoes, not pastry, it’s a “top only pie, not a full crust, and it’s made with shepherds, not sheep!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:50:47 +0000

Actually, I suspect that if Moira L’Authorite were to come around here, she might get “done.”

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:46:52 +0000

But when does the painting of orcas appear in the sequence? Oh, God, now I’m seeing painted orcas in sequins, and I haven’t even taken any hallucinogens!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:44:35 +0000

Thank you for clearing that up. I’ve heard the same said about Wyoming…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:42:55 +0000

It was probably only half-baked.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:42:12 +0000

One must first cast out one's own demons before exorcising others.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:40:11 +0000

Mary had a little lamb…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:38:16 +0000

Let her who has eyes, see.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:37:27 +0000

So do they paint spots on killer whales in between exorcisms until they give it up? Personally, I think I’d rather cast out demons than try to paint spots on orcas.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:35:08 +0000

Have you seen a bakerry?

By: Meowth

Meowth — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:34:16 +0000

Tell that to the Akuma!

By: Rachel

Rachel — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:19:33 +0000

HAHA!! I HAVE THESE CHOPSTICKS! And I also noticed that it said “Lube Sheep” on the back

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:27:37 +0000

Where is it that men are men, and sheep are scared?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:26:03 +0000

And the question was…????

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:25:16 +0000

We just don’t pay much attention to raisins around here, even those of us who make attractive graypes.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:21:58 +0000

Exorcist: someone who has given up killer whale spotting.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:20:55 +0000

Well, priests sometimes are.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:18:58 +0000

Lube, bananas and sheep, oh my,
Lube, bananas and sheep, oh my…

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:18:30 +0000

Yep, we don’t do moral authority here, just lols. Oh, and dreadful puns. I have tried to raise the tone in that respect, but I make no progress.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:16:40 +0000

I’d hate to try to crutch a sheep with a pair of chopsticks. They’re cranky enough animals when you try to do it with shears. Nasty creatures, sheep. Much better once they’re on a plate.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:18:23 +0000

Nunsence! They are mostly exorcists!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:15:03 +0000

No, I haven’t spent time with priests or nuns lately.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:13:04 +0000

Perhaps you are referring to Shepherd’s Pie, and I have heard of that, although I am quite sure I have never seen a bakery where they made that.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:46:00 +0000

Never heard of Shepard’s Pie?

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:45:24 +0000

I see someone has been hanging out with the Black Order!

By: blueJade

blueJade — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:43:53 +0000

Do I want to know what crutching is? This isn’t, ahem, one of the “services” preformed by the Stud Master, is it?
Hey, the package just said “lube sheep,” and offered a pair of chopsticks.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:20:13 +0000

That is a good trick, having no name at all. But will have to admit you gave me quite a LOL there. “Moral authority.” Please, I beg of you, anyone who has come to this page seeking moral authority, RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:16:24 +0000

Yu Kanda ask him if Yu want. I’ll pass.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:12:58 +0000

I’ve never seen a bakery where they baked sheep.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:11:45 +0000

Goes well with sheer embackery, though.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:26:49 +0000

Please, give me back my face, Almighty Garden Filter!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:26:04 +0000

Free speech: $0.00.
EngrishFunny: Pliceress.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:16:21 +0000

I only accept $0 bills, actually.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:37:34 +0000

Oh, and you’re talking non-cents.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:33:25 +0000

It’s worth every penny, just like free advice.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:15:36 +0000

If you want Innocence, you’ll have to ask Allen Walker.