Do I want to know what crutching is? This isn’t, ahem, one of the “services” preformed by the Stud Master, is it?
Hey, the package just said “lube sheep,” and offered a pair of chopsticks.
I’d hate to try to crutch a sheep with a pair of chopsticks. They’re cranky enough animals when you try to do it with shears. Nasty creatures, sheep. Much better once they’re on a plate.
Well, anyone from Wales? If not, we’ll settle for someone from whales. We don’t need someone who wails; we’ve got quite enough of those on this site already.
Well, partly because Shepherds Pie is made using meat, veg and potatoes, not pastry, it’s a “top only pie, not a full crust, and it’s made with shepherds, not sheep!
Oh dear, oh dear, the closest I can come to getting any sense out of “lube sheep” is “lanolin”, but that doesn’t make any more sense… oh well. *runs around in circles shouting “Poo Bum Wee!”*
Apparently, “Lube Sheep” is an actual brand name in Japan, which I saw described in one writeup as “strange, but innocent.” Fortunately, innocence is rarely found hereabouts…
So do they paint spots on killer whales in between exorcisms until they give it up? Personally, I think I’d rather cast out demons than try to paint spots on orcas.
But when does the painting of orcas appear in the sequence? Oh, God, now I’m seeing painted orcas in sequins, and I haven’t even taken any hallucinogens!
The full photo shows that these are chopsticks, labeled in both English and Japanese.
The blowup photo shows that the manufacturer’s name is LUBE SHEEP, so they named their company using Engrish.
So, how can this page regain some moral authority to criticize stupid translations? One way might be to rename it “Dear god — what are we supposed to do with these chopsticks?”.
That is a good trick, having no name at all. But will have to admit you gave me quite a LOL there. “Moral authority.” Please, I beg of you, anyone who has come to this page seeking moral authority, RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!
Dude, The Daiso totally rocks…best damn 100yen store around…they are huge, and they have everything…tons of Engrish…so I maybe I go to shopping tomorrow! Let’s go to shopping with me!
You poke, ewe pay. :[
*Poke*
*Pay*
*Eats chopsticks*
*gives ShadowSplicer a dose of salmon oil*
You go straight to Dreadful Pun Hell. *clonk*
Ewe too. *clonk*
Hey, give back the wand, don’t hogget all to yourself.
The shear effrontery!
Goes well with sheer embackery, though.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What do these people do with their chopstick? Do you lube the sheep before eating? After eating? Instead of eating?
Well… judjing by the face of the Ukyo-e….
oop! Judging!
HAHAHA (sorry for my Engrish!)
We won’t judj you.
The engrish judj might tho.
im judjing u
I would judj 4U
I think you’re supposed to lube the sheep with the chopsticks.
Before, during, or instead of, crutching?
Do I want to know what crutching is? This isn’t, ahem, one of the “services” preformed by the Stud Master, is it?
Hey, the package just said “lube sheep,” and offered a pair of chopsticks.
I’d hate to try to crutch a sheep with a pair of chopsticks. They’re cranky enough animals when you try to do it with shears. Nasty creatures, sheep. Much better once they’re on a plate.
Mary had a little lamb…
*Eats little lamb*
Then she had a little more…
I’ve jst conferred with a colleague who’s a part-time sheep farmer, and he says we should get advice from the Welsh on what this means!
Well, anyone from Wales? If not, we’ll settle for someone from whales. We don’t need someone who wails; we’ve got quite enough of those on this site already.
But Whaling is illegal!
And wailing should also be illegal on this Engrish site.
Or at least the sentence, “this isn’t Engrish”, should be banned from this site.
I would agree, but I like Free Speech.
I know this isn’t true of all the world, but here in America, at least, you’re entitled to as much free speech as you can buy.
I’ll sell you some, if you want.
Uhh… yeah, how much is the free speech? I would like to buy some.
That will be $0, please. Exact change only.
It’s worth every penny, just like free advice.
Oh, and you’re talking non-cents.
I only accept $0 bills, actually.
Free speech: $0.00.
EngrishFunny: Pliceress.
Please, give me back my face, Almighty Garden Filter!
“We’re whalers on the Moon
We carry a harpoon
But there ain’t no whales
so we tell tall tales
and sing our whalin’ tune..”
Turn off the radio on your moon buggy, Fry.
I just hope it’s not underground cheat sheep lube.
Yeah that one
I’ve never seen a bakery where they baked sheep.
Never heard of Shepard’s Pie?
Perhaps you are referring to Shepherd’s Pie, and I have heard of that, although I am quite sure I have never seen a bakery where they made that.
Have you seen a bakerry?
It was probably only half-baked.
So it is a half bakerry?
Well, partly because Shepherds Pie is made using meat, veg and potatoes, not pastry, it’s a “top only pie, not a full crust, and it’s made with shepherds, not sheep!
Are they German?
lol…i have some lube sheep chopsticks too
I own a Lube Sheep bento set.
I lol’d when I first took it out of the packaging. Oh, Engrish.
Yeah, I also have some of their products. It’s actually all quite good quality, if you don’t mind people making sheep jokes when you use the products.
The guy on the chopsticks looks A LOT like the guy in the background of E-Honda’s stage in Street Fighter 2.
Then you should post them up on “Look a likes.”
Oh dear, oh dear, the closest I can come to getting any sense out of “lube sheep” is “lanolin”, but that doesn’t make any more sense… oh well. *runs around in circles shouting “Poo Bum Wee!”*
Apparently, “Lube Sheep” is an actual brand name in Japan, which I saw described in one writeup as “strange, but innocent.” Fortunately, innocence is rarely found hereabouts…
As long as it’s a proper noun, and not an imperative.
Hey, just following directions!
If you want Innocence, you’ll have to ask Allen Walker.
Yu Kanda ask him if Yu want. I’ll pass.
I see someone has been hanging out with the Black Order!
No, I haven’t spent time with priests or nuns lately.
Nunsence! They are mostly exorcists!
Well, priests sometimes are.
Exorcist: someone who has given up killer whale spotting.
Tell that to the Akuma!
So do they paint spots on killer whales in between exorcisms until they give it up? Personally, I think I’d rather cast out demons than try to paint spots on orcas.
One must first cast out one’s own demons before exorcising others.
But when does the painting of orcas appear in the sequence? Oh, God, now I’m seeing painted orcas in sequins, and I haven’t even taken any hallucinogens!
The painted orcas wear sequins when they do their dance routine.
You’re seeing them too!!!
Heck no! I’m not spending $50 just to see a bunch of dancing orcas!
I guess the price of hallucinogens has gone up a great deal since my day.
Since when do you need hallucinogens to get into Sea World?
The full photo shows that these are chopsticks, labeled in both English and Japanese.
The blowup photo shows that the manufacturer’s name is LUBE SHEEP, so they named their company using Engrish.
So, how can this page regain some moral authority to criticize stupid translations? One way might be to rename it “Dear god — what are we supposed to do with these chopsticks?”.
Is that you, Hebime?
Do us all a favour and bugger off, hey?
That is a good trick, having no name at all. But will have to admit you gave me quite a LOL there. “Moral authority.” Please, I beg of you, anyone who has come to this page seeking moral authority, RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!
Yep, we don’t do moral authority here, just lols. Oh, and dreadful puns. I have tried to raise the tone in that respect, but I make no progress.
We just don’t pay much attention to raisins around here, even those of us who make attractive graypes.
Actually, I suspect that if Moira L’Authorite were to come around here, she might get “done.”
I’ve owned a Lube Sheep chopstick pouch for years. I was always most amused that it had bananas on it.
Lube, bananas and sheep, oh my,
Lube, bananas and sheep, oh my…
Uh… New… Zealand?
And the question was…????
Where is it that men are men, and sheep are scared?
Thank you for clearing that up. I’ve heard the same said about Wyoming…
Dude, The Daiso totally rocks…best damn 100yen store around…they are huge, and they have everything…tons of Engrish…so I maybe I go to shopping tomorrow! Let’s go to shopping with me!
HAHA!! I HAVE THESE CHOPSTICKS! And I also noticed that it said “Lube Sheep” on the back
Let her who has eyes, see.
I have some of there items lol. Good stuff, good stuff. XD
Want to test your patience? These chopsticks will help you get there