Comments on: I recommend Xanax

By: nistol11

nistol11 — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:25:54 +0000

i love how they spelled human wrong twice in 2 different ways! ^^

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:14:57 +0000

Is the air fare fair there then?

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:06:25 +0000

Not as dleadfur as the Dleadfur Pun Herr Faily! X

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:03:10 +0000

Crazy Australians and their alternate spellings…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:51:20 +0000

Well, I do come here to EngrishFunny when I want to get a little Loose-key. Dleadfur, yes dleadfur. IX

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:38:19 +0000

Not without the curry egg horse shoe crap.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:37:13 +0000

I meant “Thanks”…

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:36:44 +0000

Ohio! Thank’s for the advice!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:34:52 +0000

Well, you can’t be rushing all the time. Take it easy for a while! VIII

By: blueJade

blueJade — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:46:12 +0000

Actually, up and downing on a plane makes me ill… quick! where are those little bags??! I need one, or two!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:38:12 +0000

Oh, yes! Up-and downing for all!

By: blueJade

blueJade — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:36:16 +0000

And biplanes like everybody!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:54:45 +0000

The air fairs in Australia are not steep, but they can be exciting. Personally, I like the biplanes.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:15:27 +0000

Great! I’ve got this resident with OCD who has not responded to SSRIs worth a darn, and he’s huge and freakishly strong, so he’s wreaking havoc here. Just give me your address and I’ll send him right to you. I know the air fair to Australia will be steep, but I’m sure I could take up a collection…

By: la conejita

la conejita — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:53:37 +0000

Maybe it was “bring your kid to work day”

By: bluejade

bluejade — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:19:33 +0000

How you figure it’s goofed up? Looks fine to me!

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:49:57 +0000

Those are British spelling affectations that were condemned in my childhood halls of academia here and ridiculed except in larger dictionaries with a (U.K.) notation. I will continue my unchecked licentious American spelling habits.

By: Alixandria

Alixandria — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:39:19 +0000

It is too bad this one got goofed up. I don’t know the origin of the quote, but I like it: To learn is human instinct, to teach is human duty.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:33:27 +0000

You should Nebraska questions before she has her morning coffee.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:10:40 +0000

Send me a case.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:09:58 +0000

“We shall use our licenCes to practiSe law”… nouns and verbs, people, nouns and verbs…

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:08:46 +0000

Yes, I have the bush netted, and keep it sprinkled with sulphur so it’s just a weeny bit acidic (which is what blueberry shrubs prefer). The AGF helps those who help themselves.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:15:42 +0000

If it’s a ghost baby, maybe she won’t even have to give birth to it. It might just pass through the placenta and stomach, just like they go through walls.

That would be the easiest birth in the world!

By: blueJade

blueJade — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:52:16 +0000

Wow!! A direct message from the Almighty Garden Filter! I’m gonna start a church, and people will send me money!! Thank-you, AGF!!!!

By: Billly Mays

Billly Mays — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:21:32 +0000

TWO TABLETS, OR TWO BOTTLES?

By: Almighty Garden Filter

Almighty Garden Filter — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:20:03 +0000

Trust in me, but use netting as appropriate. So too with Band-Aids, crutches, wheelchairs, doctors, teachers, neighbors, friends, clergy, etc. If you have a loose steer, contact a cowboy. My workers and aides can be found everywhere, and you never know whose voice I might be speaking through, whose hands I might be helping through, or whose heart I might be caring through.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:14:23 +0000

I happen to be a quarter Russian myself, although I’m not blue, currently. VII

By: Meowth

Meowth — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:12:03 +0000

I’m only a quarter Russian. Russian Blue, that is! VI

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:01:21 +0000

I know I was Russian this morning! Still got in late! V

By: Meowth

Meowth — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:32:03 +0000

I know I'm not in Russia, Soviet or not! IV

By: Meowth

Meowth — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:30:53 +0000

I don’t know, Alaska!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:56:34 +0000

Maybe we’re in Soviet Russia, and it’s changing us! III

By: Meowth

Meowth — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:52:54 +0000

Well, maybe they changed it! II

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:08:24 +0000

She.La is a boutique in Oma Ha.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:55:56 +0000

“Say hello to my little (brown) friend”.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:53:48 +0000

Maybe netting is the almighty garden filter. It filters out the birds.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:51:00 +0000

DrH thinks it was a phantom pregnancy. Standby for the birth of a baby Ghost Who Walks.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:48:13 +0000

Yes, but that hasn’t been the way this site worked, until now. I

By: blueJade

blueJade — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:38:43 +0000

Wasn’t She La the consort of Sun Ra?

By: blueJade

blueJade — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:34:33 +0000

That’s not your belly, and that’s not a guitar pick!

By: blueJade

blueJade — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:32:01 +0000

I’ll take two!!

By: blueJade

blueJade — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:30:02 +0000

You mean prayer is not the answer??!! Something prosaic like a net is the solution? Wouldn’t that imply a lack of faith in the power of the almighty?

By: foo

foo — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:01:34 +0000

Oopsway, ayay id-day tiay ongwray.

By: foo

foo — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:58:52 +0000

Tubay yay timay tegay fectedinay.
(May yay oingday tiay aightray?)

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:30:15 +0000

Somebody at WordPress is playing around with the software again. The whole subscription setup is now completely weird. I even got an email of a comment from ShadowSplicer that wasn’t on the page that the email linked to.
Maybe if enough of us make adverse comments about it, it will all go back the way it was- that’s happened before.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:18:21 +0000

DrH: Have you covered the blueberry shrub with bird netting? Some birds like unripe blueberries so much that there could be fruit that you never even get to notice.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:33:19 +0000

Aussies can show sensitivity! Anybody who says we can’t is asking to have a painapple inserted in them!

By: Bodhisattva

Bodhisattva — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:11:04 +0000

Very good, Grasshopper. In can and out of can are two inseparable parts of a seamless whole. Now snatch this guitar pick off my belly.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:04:38 +0000

Ohh, didn’t you hear that Dr Handle got pregnant by drinking tea from the multiply function pot. She had been having secks at that time with a bike and also a waterdragon. Therefore getting pregnant with a hybrid between the two. If the baby comes out with a waterdragon head, he will have really sharp teeth that can bite your head off. I adviced her to think about not breastfeeding.

It was probably a psychological pregnancy, let’s hope it’s not the elephant.

By: lexan D

lexan D — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:15:48 +0000

oops. i had forgotten to change my name back after responding to someone named junior on another post.
a waterdragon baby sounds like fun.