Comments on: Then how do you know it’s my favarite?

By: Uvi

Uvi — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 09:44:24 +0000

At least they hoped us the luck!

By: Donald Zerli, Patriot

Donald Zerli, Patriot — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 17:55:38 +0000

I fear for myself when I read Engrish stuff like this and immediately know exactly what they are trying to say, to the point that I don’t immediately see what’s funny.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:28:41 +0000

I can’t really say one way or the other.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:25:45 +0000

So how did you like being indeterminate? Did it seem interminable?

By: blueJade

blueJade — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:18:26 +0000

Is that where I was?!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:06:33 +0000

He was disturbed before I even got there! Next time I'll read the fine print before signing up for his experiments!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:50:44 +0000

That’s what you get for disturbing Shroedinger!

By: master baiter

master baiter — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:52:41 +0000

That’s probableistic, by the way. Just splitting hairs.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:23:19 +0000

I’ll need a lot of it for all of me!

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:20:42 +0000

More tea?

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:19:19 +0000

Yes, it made me a multiple cat!

By: L Ron

L Ron — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:19:34 +0000

Sounds like you’ve been on the tour plane for Guns ‘n’ Roses.

By: Yoyos' Ma

Yoyos' Ma — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:15:21 +0000

Yes, who wouldn’t like to sing, sh!t, and fly at the same time?

By: lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose; also the CEO of trolls on trial, we make you the FIRST one in court

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:06:38 +0000

Sorry for double post, comment didnt show first time

By: lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose; also the CEO of trolls on trial, we make you the FIRST one in court

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:06:01 +0000

Im afraid another pair of cheat shoes will run in and replace, therefore cheating. cheating isnt cool.

By: lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose; also the CEO of trolls on trial, we make you the FIRST one in court

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:05:24 +0000

No im afraid another pair of cheat shoes will run in and replace them, therefore cheating.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:50:45 +0000

Just be careful with that pot. Dr Handle got pregnant by drinking out of it. Apparently it has several side effects.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:50:39 +0000

2mm Kangaroo hide, with added Kevlar?

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:40:31 +0000

You don’t want his luck to cheat? Are you afraid it will run out on you?

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:39:22 +0000

Good, because I think I am a multiple cat. I drank the catnip tea made in the multiply function pot!

By: lexan D

lexan D — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:25:20 +0000

Yes, but they are good at multi-tasking.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:21:15 +0000

They probably were told, but just didn’t remember. Starlings are so flighty.

By: lexan D

lexan D — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:17:40 +0000

If only someone had remembered to tell that to those dang birds.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:06:25 +0000

Well, just remember, toilet upward.

By: lexan D

lexan D — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:02:54 +0000

After having to close down a business of mine, I ended storing a great many shipping boxes. When I looked at them the other day I had found that starlings had gotten in. While they had already flown away by the time I had gotten there, they left behind a lot c**p.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:21:19 +0000

If you buy different ones from any package, you won’t ever buy duplicates. You get that when you buy the SAME ones.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:20:05 +0000

I don’t know, but I do have plenty of Tidy Cat Scoop for Multiple Cats.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:18:50 +0000

There are many boxes in your mind,
But don’t ever try to look inside.
For if you ever do, you’ll find
That what’s inside, already flied.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:16:48 +0000

You mean you haven’t actually been to the Isle of Underwater Ladies? That’s quite a trip, let me tell you.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:15:48 +0000

I’m hoping his “luck” isn’t wearing cheat shoes.

By: Dr. Wilbur

Dr. Wilbur — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:13:46 +0000

Thank you, Billy, and perhaps one of these days you can teach me how to talk so d@mn loud all the time! I’m already grateful to you for offering me this wonderful career opportunity, for as you well know, there are only so many job openings for the deceased, and there’s more and more of us all the time. People are just dying to get in here, huh huh huh. But I digress. In the course of my career, I treated many, many multiple personalities. In fact, judging by the rare rate of occurrence of multiple personality in clinical samples, I treated more multiples than have ever existed on Earth! But never have I seen a product like Integra-8. And it’s a good thing, too, because if they’d have had that back in my day, I wouldn’t have had anything to do!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:13:11 +0000

And it is a disturbed Shroedinger who keeps putting me in the box!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:11:45 +0000

What are you hoping his luck does?

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:10:19 +0000

What if you have multiple people?

By: Billly Mays

Billly Mays — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:09:29 +0000

YES, JOHNB, I’M GLAD YOU SAID THAT, BECAUSE IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT WE’RE CURRENTLY RUNNING A SPECIAL ON INTEGRA-8, THAT BRAND NEW DIETARY SUPPLEMENT THAT IS GUARANTEED TO RID YOU OF MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES. HERE IS THE ACTUAL PSYCHIATRIST FOR THE WELL-KNOWN MULTIPLE PERSONALITY “SYBIL,” DR. CORNELIA WILBUR, TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:05:23 +0000

Good thing we don’t have that kind of thing around here.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:04:41 +0000

Don’t look at me! It’s Shroedinger’s box.

By: lexan D

lexan D — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:35:11 +0000

Well I don’t know if having multiple personalities is still considered a disorder.
It does seem to be the norm on teh interwebs.
Creative expression and all that.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:32:34 +0000

I am Legion. We are many.

By: lexan D

lexan D — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:44:03 +0000

Wow, it even changes between the time I think it and go to post it. Shows up in my frequent typos.

By: lexan D

lexan D — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:33:08 +0000

Challenge It!! We hope your luck!

By: lexan D

lexan D — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:29:21 +0000

Interesting.
That sometimes happens when observe the contents of my mind.

By: Mr. Frykas

Mr. Frykas — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:20:20 +0000

Ahh, the good ol’ Quantum Box. Inside is your most treasured possession, however, don’t open the box. By observing what’s inside, you change what’s there.

By: Queen o' sarcasm

Queen o' sarcasm — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:08:35 +0000

i mean aisle!

By: Queen o' sarcasm

Queen o' sarcasm — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:08:13 +0000

it’s been my favarite for sevarel years,I first got it at the underwater ladies isle!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:04:16 +0000

When I’m alone, I’m crowded.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:58:50 +0000

You’re going to need more Protection than a tinfoil hat for this.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:18:18 +0000

But I’m alone in a crowd!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:17:20 +0000

I'll tell you who I think is disturbed!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:16:50 +0000

Thank you!