Comments on: Oooh what a feelin’, when I’m whizzin’ on the ceiling!

By: Honzis

Honzis — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 11:42:07 +0000

What about Sljder-Man?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:28:58 +0000

Do they get high Marks?

By: foo

foo — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:32:44 +0000

About three a week. I sometimes help him find the right ones.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:08:27 +0000

Blast! His one fatal weakness!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:07:43 +0000

Do nine men interpret? Nine men, I nod!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:55:56 +0000

Do geese see God?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:54:56 +0000

But he’s hampered by the nearby presence of Decryptonite.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:55:16 +0000

Your winter stomach will thank you!

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:53:41 +0000

So modest!!!………Jerk.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:20:33 +0000

Of course!

By: lexan D

lexan D — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:08:18 +0000

So, do you want to go inout?

By: la conejita

la conejita — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:59:24 +0000

Yes, I have see through skin. This is how people compliment me on my internal organs.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:49:21 +0000

Cipher-Man is busy fighting The Decryptinator.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:45:44 +0000

Don’t worry about the peas. They are just her peas.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:44:48 +0000

Was it a car or a cat I saw?

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:44:06 +0000

Meow!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:43:40 +0000

No Man underwater with the ladies?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:39:45 +0000

Well, if you have see-through skin, I can understand why you wouldn’t want people to get a look. Must be handy when you go to the doctor, though–no need for all those pesky x-rays or MRIs.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:25:58 +0000

In fact, I have been to the Island of No Man. It’s right near the Isle of Underwater Ladies.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:24:47 +0000

He’s a peninsula.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:22:54 +0000

But he’s not nearly as enigmatic as Cypher-Man.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:15:51 +0000

No man is an island!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:13:59 +0000

Only upward.

By: Yoyos' Ma

Yoyos' Ma — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:48:52 +0000

I think you need to get a running start.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:22:41 +0000

Just picture my avatar and then everything under is covered in strawberries. Very delicately laid out to avoid any skin to be seen through. So no one will get a look.

By: lexan D

lexan D — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:02:16 +0000

*holds out cut pieces of honeycrisp apples for the horse*

By: Seabiscuit

Seabiscuit — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:38:25 +0000

WHINNY!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:36:48 +0000

About the same size and shape, but they’re completely unsweetened, and a key characteristic of good biscuits is that they have a layered, flaky consistency, so you don’t usually have to cut them, you can just pull them apart along one of the lateral strata. If they’re just round and uniform, or divided into two parts vertically, we just call them “rolls.” Biscuits are known all over the US, but only in the South do they put white sausage gravy on them (pulled into halves, please!) as a breakfast food.

By: lexan D

lexan D — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:33:08 +0000

oops.
that should be-Seabiscuit.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:29:44 +0000

Just don’t throw to the toilet while you’re up there.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:28:01 +0000

If you’re in Dreadful Pun Hell, you’re never alone!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:26:56 +0000

Are they like scones?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:26:44 +0000

I doubt the toilet shark would have been offended by the ref.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:26:04 +0000

Well, seeing as you have a season’s ticket to Dreadful Pun Hell, I suppose I might as well as send you now. It’ll save time later. *clonk*

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:23:27 +0000

I guess I should join her now. I am curious to see what she looks like, covered in strawberries.

By: lexan D

lexan D — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:23:26 +0000

I think Seabscuit is much better than Seacookie.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:22:40 +0000

I think, really, urine on it.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:20:39 +0000

I didn’t have such a good time, since the Jacuzzi was filled with whirled peas. And then there was that guy oozing…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:19:25 +0000

I knew that, which I thought might add to your consternation. But what do you call biscuits, those non-sweet flaky leavened things, Down Under? But I am not originally from the South, so when I moved down here and saw people putting white sausage gravy on biscuits (Merkin biscuits, that is), I thought that was revolting. But over the years I have learned to love it…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:16:02 +0000

In fact, I AM a rock. I am an island.

By: lexan D

lexan D — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:15:42 +0000

It’s more like a swirl when I push the lever. (wanted to say handle but I didn’t want to imply anything about you personally)

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:15:32 +0000

Then you don’t know if you’re rocking or not! Not to toot my own horn, but I know I rock.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:13:01 +0000

Easy for you to say. You’re not barking at all.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:11:36 +0000

Was it Eliot’s toilet I saw? If so, it may actually have been going downwards.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:11:02 +0000

Gravy on biscuits? Are you mad? Or just Merkin? Okay, this is clearly some cultural misunderstanding – the word “biscuit” is being used here to denote something that I would not ordinarily think of as a “biscuit”. “Biscuit” to us Down Here means what you Up There would call “cookie”.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:09:08 +0000

Stop rocking the box! I’m being indeterminate in here!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:08:07 +0000

Why did you put the toilet upward, then?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:07:50 +0000

Yes, Doc H, just think of us as treating you to a Southern delicacy. Next we’ll get you to put gravy on your biscuits.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:07:37 +0000

But I love dreadful puns! In fact, I spent the weekend in Dreadful Pun Hell! The jacuzzi was excellent, too!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:06:22 +0000

That’s good, because I didn’t want it!