Rubbish rice cake with Gold foil and Chestnut bean jam
20 pieces 980 yen
You did say not to throw it out.
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Gold covered Rice Trash?………I’ll buy two boxes!
can have extra hormone on mine
Uh…no, just no.
(and this from someone who regularly checks himself for PMS…)
Would you rather he regularly checked someone else?
No, I prefer regular checks from my employer.
As do we all.
Why is my employer sending all of you checks???
Because we all work for The Man.
All those colors are hurting my eyes.
lol! so true….
Please note the rub too much.
Too late, I already did.
And have you found abnormality?
I find abnormality on a regular basis.
If it’s regular, then it’s not abnormal. Abnormality is, by its nature, irregular.
MIND = BLOWN
But I find abnormality on a regular basis! Does this mean that Abnormality is going to become normal and when I encounter something normal, I should consider it to be Abnormal?
Normally.
I’ve been into the strawberries, obviously.
Those strawberries better not be the ones that I was wearing. I will now take some time to count them and see if I am missing any.
Ah, into the “previously worn strawberries” market, now, are we?
ShadowSplicer and I already ate them. I needed my stomach pumped afterward because of the chocolate, but it was worth it!
20 pieces is rubbish, once you open the box you understand there’s only 4 inside.
gold foil?if you got money to burn than sure!
Maybe it isn’t made from rubbish, maybe it just tastes like rubbish.
It’s not really Gold foil, either. The tinfoil hats weren’t selling, so they recycled them in these rice cakes.
Dr Handle did the best to advertise the use of tinfoil hats. I guess her efforts weren’t enough.
It’s one of the hazards of translating into another language. The original message, in dialect that would’ve been understandable to UK/Aus people, was “Wear yer foil hats on yer scones, you lot, to avoid getting trashed by mind control”. The translation was not checked by a native speaker, and what came out was “Put foil on lots of cakes, then jam your rubbish”. You can see how that happened. My pamphlet has probably popped up on a Chinglish site somewhere.
I found this site if anyone wants to kind of know what it is.
http://www.bashoudo.com/english/aboutwarabi/index.htm
Is it just me, or is “rubbish rice cake” a tautology?
No, in fact I was just going to make precisely the same observation, but you beat me to it. Serves me right for being gone all weekend.
John,
Don’t feel bad for being out all weekend, we got someone to cover for you while you were out.
So what did you get covered with? Rubbish rice cakes?
No. This weekend I covered myself in whip cream and strawberries.
I won’t ask how you got cream on your whip. But if it needs cleaning, I advise taking to a professional. Home washing machines and whips are a bad combination.
You’re making it really hard not eating the rabbit…
So is that what you cats call it? Ironic!
I call it hunting for prey. I try not to hunt my friends, though, but if she covers herself with strawberries, she is just making it harder to resist! Have you ever had a strawberry bunny?
Yes! I found one at Strawberry Fields. I was chasing it, like, forever.
Oh, next time you go, can you take me down? ‘Cause I’m going, too!
It’s nothing to get hung about.
Is anything real?
I used to have a tape recorder that I know was real, too real, in fact.
I believe that nothing is real.
Then neither is your belief.
I didn’t say that I didn’t believe anything was real, I just said that I believe in the reality of Nothing!
I know what you mean, Meowth:
♫I got plenty of nothing
And nothing’s plenty for me.♫
As Bodhidarma said, “No holiness. Vast emptiness.”
Whoever translated the words of Bodhidarma wasn’t good at Engrish, or that would be “No holiness, vast holeyness”.
If you have nothing and everything at the same time, your paws will be full.
Meowth,
I am sorry for tempting you. I covered myself in strawberries and whipped cream and didn’t think of the harm I would do to my friends. I already had one cat eat my face (Shadowsplicer), I wouldn’t want another eating my body.
I will now cover myself in chocolate, since I know this is harmful for cats, it will help you to stay away from me.
Ah, into the “Performance Art” market, now, are we?
8O……..*NOMNOMNOOMMMM!!!!!!!*
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Chocolate covered strawberries! My favorite!!!
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Sorry for eating you again!
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Got any more strawberries?
Bah! Even though it is bad for me, I cannot resist the chocolate! Just tell the poison control center to stand by.
Ok that’s it. No more covering myself in delicious food. I will now wear clothes like any other person. I want people to appreciate me for my intelligence and not for my taste.
I, for one, deeply appreciate you for your intelligence, your wit, and your personality. But it does not make me think any less of you to also fantasize about you in a more prurient way, since, as I have declared here many times, I am married and have been completely faithful to my wife of 23 years. But I am married, not dead, and I do not see any harm in entertaining a fantasy, as long as I’m sure there is no risk it will ever become a reality. And you have made it quite clear that although you are open to joking about intimate matters, you are not “that kind of girl.” So I see no harm in your coming across as sexy. Some clods may misinterpret, but you have shown yourself to be quite assertive in putting them in their place. And you do have the cutest icon on this site.
Cuter than me?
Well, interspecies comparisons in terms of cuteness are actually quite difficult.
But kittens always win!
I can tell you’ve never been the parent of a human baby.
That would be pretty impressive, being that I am a cat. Inter-species breeding has not yet been perfected.
But earlier, la conejita was posting while giving birth to a goat! So it’s been done.
Yes, and there was that motorcycle water dragon hybrid, but that doesn’t mean it is safe and reliable yet!
BUT CLOTHES DON’T TASTE GOOD!!!
EAT MY SHORTS!
La conejita:
I had formed the same impression of you as JohnB has, so if anyone is taking your playfulness seriously, it’s certainly not your fault.
Well, sorry for my late comment. I didn’t think you guys were still responding on this and I had moved on. I can assure you that even though I play around. In real life, I am very conservative and don’t do that with other guys. I am happily married and have GREAT sex with my husband.
As for me, I’m just hungry.
Then how about some nice chicken soup?
Sure! I’ll eat that! What color is it?
Ass 12.
Ooh… If you make it ass 13, I’ll think about it.