Comments on: Two things. You’re huge and that ain’t water.

By: theskepchick

theskepchick — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 02:45:07 +0000

It has to do with the way Google works.

Google can’t read pictures, but it can scan plain text for curse words, vulgar slang, etc. If it gets enough hits the site will be deemed “adult-only” and not appear in stardardized Google searches. Censoring prevents that from happening.

Also, since Google only scans the main page, it doesn’t matter what we say here in the comments section.

Hope that made sense =}

By: Jake

Jake — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:58:45 +0000

Maybe, but I think – context – is how it really applies. The ranking is mostly irrelevant.

By: Justanotherguy

Justanotherguy — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:37:15 +0000

HAhahahahahahaha.. hah. Bravo!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:42:41 +0000

PETA is going to go nuts when they find out that male chickens are being used as sanitation aids…

By: Jocelyn

Jocelyn — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:39:46 +0000

But I need water to do that!!!

By: OrangeJuice

OrangeJuice — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:20:58 +0000

Sorry, we only carry Gonorrhea Springs.

By: PureFunk13

PureFunk13 — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:40:24 +0000

Aids anyone? No I only take bottled aids.

By: OrangeJuice

OrangeJuice — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:33:17 +0000

Why, this water is dirty!! I shall have to drink my own urine….

By: blueJade

blueJade — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:41:36 +0000

Don’t go in! There’s a bunch of dudes with lap-tops, and c*cks all over the floor!
Turn the plane around! I want to back to Milwaukee!!

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:56:57 +0000

OUCH!!! Watch it!

By: blueJade

blueJade — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:21:55 +0000

There’s no place to stand and I’m getting WET!!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:55:22 +0000

When all the pilots are female, they will rename that part of the aircraft The Box Office.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:30:42 +0000

Yes, but nice and warm.

By: blueJade

blueJade — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:06:27 +0000

I think I’m gonna take my shoes off so I can feel before I step down…
Damn! They’re everywhere!

By: KinkyTom

KinkyTom — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:52:25 +0000

Is the water the tears that come from the guy getting his c0ck stepped on?

if so what did he do to deserve that O_o?

By: Rawrkinz

Rawrkinz — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:25:06 +0000

I don’t think it’s your shoes you have to worry about.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:52:27 +0000

ohh, I think I just stepped on something.

By: Raindancer

Raindancer — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:16:59 +0000

Aww, but these are my good shoes!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:10:10 +0000

We do have a rather amazing transient population here!

By: Janet24

Janet24 — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:19:24 +0000

Yeah, but some people might not have seen it a year ago …

By: jj

jj — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:12:47 +0000

but this one has better title

By: Some Random Other

Some Random Other — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:42:38 +0000

This is a repeat….

It’s been up here before. http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/04/engrish-thats-not-water-coming-out/

By: blueJade

blueJade — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:48:55 +0000

Watch your step!

By: la conejita

la conejita — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:48:31 +0000

So am I supposed to wash my hands with the water that comes out of the c*ck? Won’t it leave them sticky?

By: Janet24

Janet24 — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:12:28 +0000

So, you read the title as well?

By: Janet24

Janet24 — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:12:04 +0000

I suppose it depends on what country you live in. In the US, the #7 definition would be the first to come to mind.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:59:05 +0000

Some of them want to step on you.
Some of them want to be stepped on by you.

By: ben

ben — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:54:44 +0000

I’ve used water valves that needed to be stepped on in order to use them.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:45:25 +0000

It’s at least 98% water.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:45:03 +0000

Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes.

By: LarsVonPowerstone

LarsVonPowerstone — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:57:09 +0000

That’s NOT water!

By: lolwut

lolwut — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:53:42 +0000

*facepalm*
So you would step on a valve to use it?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:50:00 +0000

They’ve recruited some volunteers from the Well Hung Man Store.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:35:02 +0000

For water, step on the c*ck, then hold your hands under his eyes!

By: Queen o'sarcasm

Queen o'sarcasm — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:17:16 +0000

This H1N1 epidemic is resorting to some weird methods!

By: themasha

themasha — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:02:50 +0000

hahha.. coolio XD