Please wash you hands,passengers
Please step on the c*ck for water
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Two things. You’re huge and that ain’t water.
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hahha.. coolio XD
This H1N1 epidemic is resorting to some weird methods!
They’ve recruited some volunteers from the Well Hung Man Store.
For water, step on the c*ck, then hold your hands under his eyes!
*facepalm*
So you would step on a valve to use it?
I’ve used water valves that needed to be stepped on in order to use them.
Some of them want to step on you.
Some of them want to be stepped on by you.
Aww, but these are my good shoes!
I don’t think it’s your shoes you have to worry about.
That’s NOT water!
It’s at least 98% water.
So, you read the title as well?
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes.
I suppose it depends on what country you live in. In the US, the #7 definition would be the first to come to mind.
Maybe, but I think – context – is how it really applies. The ranking is mostly irrelevant.
So am I supposed to wash my hands with the water that comes out of the c*ck? Won’t it leave them sticky?
Yes, but nice and warm.
Watch your step!
ohh, I think I just stepped on something.
I think I’m gonna take my shoes off so I can feel before I step down…
Damn! They’re everywhere!
There’s no place to stand and I’m getting WET!!
Don’t go in! There’s a bunch of dudes with lap-tops, and c*cks all over the floor!
Turn the plane around! I want to back to Milwaukee!!
OUCH!!! Watch it!
This is a repeat….
It’s been up here before. http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/04/engrish-thats-not-water-coming-out/
but this one has better title
Yeah, but some people might not have seen it a year ago …
We do have a rather amazing transient population here!
Is the water the tears that come from the guy getting his c0ck stepped on?
if so what did he do to deserve that O_o?
When all the pilots are female, they will rename that part of the aircraft The Box Office.
HAhahahahahahaha.. hah. Bravo!
Why, this water is dirty!! I shall have to drink my own urine….
Aids anyone? No I only take bottled aids.
Sorry, we only carry Gonorrhea Springs.
But I need water to do that!!!
PETA is going to go nuts when they find out that male chickens are being used as sanitation aids…
It has to do with the way Google works.
Google can’t read pictures, but it can scan plain text for curse words, vulgar slang, etc. If it gets enough hits the site will be deemed “adult-only” and not appear in stardardized Google searches. Censoring prevents that from happening.
Also, since Google only scans the main page, it doesn’t matter what we say here in the comments section.
Hope that made sense =}