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	<title>Comments on: Is that possible?  I can&#8217;t get enough.</title>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63610</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:33:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When the going gets tough, the tough get towelling.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When the going gets tough, the tough get towelling.</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63609</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:31:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#039;t ask, don&#039;t tell.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t ask, don&#8217;t tell.</p>
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		<title>By: H1N1</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63561</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[H1N1]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:43:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[might i suggest body oil]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>might i suggest body oil</p>
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		<title>By: lexan D</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63439</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[lexan D]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[actually, you are supposed to cross your legs and then turn sideways.
then you can get an a** massaj.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>actually, you are supposed to cross your legs and then turn sideways.<br />
then you can get an a** massaj.</p>
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		<title>By: calimarithemagnificent</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63411</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[calimarithemagnificent]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The towel are willing but the skin are weak.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The towel are willing but the skin are weak.</p>
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		<title>By: calimarithemagnificent</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63410</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[calimarithemagnificent]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;Abnormality&quot; is for the insecure.  Body Towel is not.  Body towel is not for the allergic or weak.  Body Towel--for when too much is never enough.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Abnormality&#8221; is for the insecure.  Body Towel is not.  Body towel is not for the allergic or weak.  Body Towel&#8211;for when too much is never enough.</p>
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		<title>By: calimarithemagnificent</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63409</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[calimarithemagnificent]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:53:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[yes, the optic nerves tearing on the corners of my orbital sockets...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yes, the optic nerves tearing on the corners of my orbital sockets&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63378</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:33:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;m not old-fashioned, and I&#039;m not a gal.  I like my abnormalities to live down to my expectationsl]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not old-fashioned, and I&#8217;m not a gal.  I like my abnormalities to live down to my expectationsl</p>
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		<title>By: paws4thot</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63367</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[paws4thot]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#039;t please all of the people all of the time, and I know which of you two I&#039;d rather please!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t please all of the people all of the time, and I know which of you two I&#8217;d rather please!</p>
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		<title>By: la conejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63365</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[la conejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:58:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[He is our designated Wiki-poster, we all could do it, but he is the most qualified. And actually we have nerds on this site that DO enjoy his posts. Some of them provoke him on purpose.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He is our designated Wiki-poster, we all could do it, but he is the most qualified. And actually we have nerds on this site that DO enjoy his posts. Some of them provoke him on purpose.</p>
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		<title>By: la conejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63294</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[la conejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I happen to be an old fashion kind of gal. I like my abnormalities to be normal.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I happen to be an old fashion kind of gal. I like my abnormalities to be normal.</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63286</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:44:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One does not believe one has found any &#039;abnormality&#039; about one&#039;s person, one prefers to refer to one&#039;s &#039;eccentricity&#039; or &#039;endearing traits&#039;, or possibly even one&#039;s &#039;novel attributes&#039;.  No, one does not think of oneself as having &#039;abnormality&#039;.  One is not amused.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One does not believe one has found any &#8216;abnormality&#8217; about one&#8217;s person, one prefers to refer to one&#8217;s &#8216;eccentricity&#8217; or &#8216;endearing traits&#8217;, or possibly even one&#8217;s &#8216;novel attributes&#8217;.  No, one does not think of oneself as having &#8216;abnormality&#8217;.  One is not amused.</p>
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		<title>By: BuckInARut</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63274</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[BuckInARut]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:03:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;To sleep, perchance to dream;
Aye, there&#039;s the rub...
Perchance to bathe once more
And to rub the found abnormality
Like a mischievous rogue!&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;To sleep, perchance to dream;<br />
Aye, there&#8217;s the rub&#8230;<br />
Perchance to bathe once more<br />
And to rub the found abnormality<br />
Like a mischievous rogue!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Jake</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63268</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jake]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:31:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Isn&#039;t that what Hamlet does?
He notes the rub to much...
He goes on and on about it... oO]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Isn&#8217;t that what Hamlet does?<br />
He notes the rub to much&#8230;<br />
He goes on and on about it&#8230; oO</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63263</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:25:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We the runny-nosed, in order to pursue life, liberty, and dryer sinuses...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We the runny-nosed, in order to pursue life, liberty, and dryer sinuses&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Hebime</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63261</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hebime]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:22:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dude, you&#039;ve finally become equally as annoying as the first trolls.

Good work!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dude, you&#8217;ve finally become equally as annoying as the first trolls.</p>
<p>Good work!</p>
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		<title>By: Queen o'sarcasm</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63250</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Queen o'sarcasm]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:24:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The allergic constitution?what will they think of next!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The allergic constitution?what will they think of next!</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63240</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:42:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How do you know what abnormalities I&#039;m looking for?  I happen to like my abnormalities pretty darn abnormal!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How do you know what abnormalities I&#8217;m looking for?  I happen to like my abnormalities pretty darn abnormal!</p>
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		<title>By: bluejade</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63228</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bluejade]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14683#comment-63228</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, those run-on sentences get me every time.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, those run-on sentences get me every time.</p>
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		<title>By: la conejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63216</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[la conejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:53:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can get a burn if you rub too much.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You can get a burn if you rub too much.</p>
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		<title>By: Curmudgeon</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63209</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Curmudgeon]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I can almost feel my brain trying to turn sideways in my skull when I read these. 

This is one of those times.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes I can almost feel my brain trying to turn sideways in my skull when I read these. </p>
<p>This is one of those times.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63205</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:49:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#039;t even rate the probability that I exist at 1:1!  I do rate the probability of normalcy as absolute zero, however.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t even rate the probability that I exist at 1:1!  I do rate the probability of normalcy as absolute zero, however.</p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63195</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:12:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I want my Korean bath sheet.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I want my Korean bath sheet.</p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63193</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:11:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The probability of positive normalcy is never 1:1 according to Murphy.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The probability of positive normalcy is never 1:1 according to Murphy.</p>
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		<title>By: General Lord Saber of the Ongoing Joke</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63186</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[General Lord Saber of the Ongoing Joke]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These are not the abnormalities you&#039;re looking for.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These are not the abnormalities you&#8217;re looking for.</p>
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		<title>By: blueJade</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63184</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[blueJade]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So with grease, and a Jedi mind-set, I&#039;m good to go! Excellent!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So with grease, and a Jedi mind-set, I&#8217;m good to go! Excellent!</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63182</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:56:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That sometimes happens to people whose Genes are Wilder.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That sometimes happens to people whose Genes are Wilder.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63180</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That seems to be most people&#039;s idea, anyway.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That seems to be most people&#8217;s idea, anyway.</p>
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		<title>By: Droll not Troll</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63179</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Droll not Troll]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:53:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anything with a probability factor ≠ 1:1, according to Douglas Adams.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anything with a probability factor ≠ 1:1, according to Douglas Adams.</p>
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		<title>By: Steve</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63178</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Steve]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:46:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this is why you grease up first.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is why you grease up first.</p>
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		<title>By: Droll not Troll</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63177</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Droll not Troll]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Warning: Too much rubbing could make your Peter Boyle.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Warning: Too much rubbing could make your Peter Boyle.</p>
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		<title>By: blueJade</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63173</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[blueJade]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:24:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i.e., it can be there, and as long as I don&#039;t recognize it as such, it&#039;s cool?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i.e., it can be there, and as long as I don&#8217;t recognize it as such, it&#8217;s cool?</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63168</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:15:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just don&#039;t look for any abnormalities.  It says not to use when abnormality is found, so if you don&#039;t find any, you&#039;re safe.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just don&#8217;t look for any abnormalities.  It says not to use when abnormality is found, so if you don&#8217;t find any, you&#8217;re safe.</p>
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		<title>By: blueJade</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[blueJade]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:14:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Define abnormality.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Define abnormality.</p>
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		<title>By: me</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63165</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[me]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:07:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[you never can rub too much^^]]></description>
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		<title>By: Rhianimator</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Rhianimator]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:57:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even if the only thing abnormal is your brain?  (uuuuuuuhhhhh.... Puttin on the Riiiiiiiitz!)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Even if the only thing abnormal is your brain?  (uuuuuuuhhhhh&#8230;. Puttin on the Riiiiiiiitz!)</p>
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		<title>By: telefil</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63158</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[telefil]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:37:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, I love those towels.  They get you so squeaky clean, and they&#039;re long enough that you can scrub your back without twisting your arms.  Need to get more...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, I love those towels.  They get you so squeaky clean, and they&#8217;re long enough that you can scrub your back without twisting your arms.  Need to get more&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose; also the CEO of trolls on trial, we make you the FIRST one in court</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63157</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose; also the CEO of trolls on trial, we make you the FIRST one in court]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:20:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who doesnt want to rub too much?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who doesnt want to rub too much?</p>
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		<title>By: paws4thot</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[paws4thot]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:04:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lonestar is an American country music band founded in 1992 by Richie McDonald, John Rich, Keech Rainwater, Michael Britt and Dean Sams. The band has released eight studio albums (counting a Christmas album), one greatest hits package, and twenty-eight singles. Lonestar&#039;s first five releases for BNA Records are all certified gold or higher by the RIAA, and their greatest hits album is certified platinum. The band&#039;s highest-certified album is 1999&#039;s Lonely Grill at 3× Multi-Platinum. This was also the first album not to feature Rich, who left the band in 1998 and later formed the duo Big &amp; Rich. A ninth album, The Future, has been slated for a 2009 release but has been repeatedly delayed. This will also be the first album to feature lead singer Cody Collins, who replaced McDonald in 2007.

Lonestar has also charted twenty-eight singles on the Billboard Hot Country Songs charts. The band has also reached the lower regions of the country charts with seven Christmas songs, as well as the non-single &quot;Somebody&#039;s Someone&quot;, an album cut from 2004&#039;s Let&#039;s Be Us Again. Nine of these twenty-eight singles have reached Number One on the Billboard country singles charts: &quot;No News&quot;, &quot;Come Cryin&#039; to Me&quot;, &quot;Amazed&quot;, &quot;Smile&quot;, &quot;What About Now&quot;, &quot;Tell Her&quot;, &quot;I&#039;m Already There&quot;, &quot;My Front Porch Looking In&quot; and &quot;Mr. Mom&quot;. &quot;Amazed&quot;, the longest-lasting at eight weeks, was the Number One country song of 1999 according to the Billboard Year-End charts. It also became the first song to top the country singles charts and Billboard Hot 100 charts since Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers&#039; &quot;Islands in the Stream&quot; in 1983. All of the band&#039;s Number One hits except &quot;No News&quot; have also been Top 40 hits on the Billboard Hot 100, as have &quot;Not a Day Goes By&quot; and &quot;Let&#039;s Be Us Again&quot;, which respectively reached #3 and #4 on the country charts. Both &quot;Amazed&quot; and &quot;I&#039;m Already There&quot; reached #2 on the Hot Adult Contemporary Tracks charts, and the former was a #21 on the UK Singles Chart. &quot;Amazed&quot;, &quot;I&#039;m Already There&quot;, &quot;My Front Porch Looking In&quot; and &quot;Mr. Mom&quot; are all certified as gold singles by the RIAA.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lonestar is an American country music band founded in 1992 by Richie McDonald, John Rich, Keech Rainwater, Michael Britt and Dean Sams. The band has released eight studio albums (counting a Christmas album), one greatest hits package, and twenty-eight singles. Lonestar&#8217;s first five releases for BNA Records are all certified gold or higher by the RIAA, and their greatest hits album is certified platinum. The band&#8217;s highest-certified album is 1999&#8242;s Lonely Grill at 3× Multi-Platinum. This was also the first album not to feature Rich, who left the band in 1998 and later formed the duo Big &amp; Rich. A ninth album, The Future, has been slated for a 2009 release but has been repeatedly delayed. This will also be the first album to feature lead singer Cody Collins, who replaced McDonald in 2007.</p>
<p>Lonestar has also charted twenty-eight singles on the Billboard Hot Country Songs charts. The band has also reached the lower regions of the country charts with seven Christmas songs, as well as the non-single &#8220;Somebody&#8217;s Someone&#8221;, an album cut from 2004&#8242;s Let&#8217;s Be Us Again. Nine of these twenty-eight singles have reached Number One on the Billboard country singles charts: &#8220;No News&#8221;, &#8220;Come Cryin&#8217; to Me&#8221;, &#8220;Amazed&#8221;, &#8220;Smile&#8221;, &#8220;What About Now&#8221;, &#8220;Tell Her&#8221;, &#8220;I&#8217;m Already There&#8221;, &#8220;My Front Porch Looking In&#8221; and &#8220;Mr. Mom&#8221;. &#8220;Amazed&#8221;, the longest-lasting at eight weeks, was the Number One country song of 1999 according to the Billboard Year-End charts. It also became the first song to top the country singles charts and Billboard Hot 100 charts since Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers&#8217; &#8220;Islands in the Stream&#8221; in 1983. All of the band&#8217;s Number One hits except &#8220;No News&#8221; have also been Top 40 hits on the Billboard Hot 100, as have &#8220;Not a Day Goes By&#8221; and &#8220;Let&#8217;s Be Us Again&#8221;, which respectively reached #3 and #4 on the country charts. Both &#8220;Amazed&#8221; and &#8220;I&#8217;m Already There&#8221; reached #2 on the Hot Adult Contemporary Tracks charts, and the former was a #21 on the UK Singles Chart. &#8220;Amazed&#8221;, &#8220;I&#8217;m Already There&#8221;, &#8220;My Front Porch Looking In&#8221; and &#8220;Mr. Mom&#8221; are all certified as gold singles by the RIAA.</p>
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		<title>By: Kid Choronsom</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63153</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kid Choronsom]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:56:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Disney&#039;s Tarzan should obviously avoid using this product.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Disney&#8217;s Tarzan should obviously avoid using this product.</p>
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		<title>By: Sr</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/04/engrish-body-towel/comment-page-1/#comment-63152</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sr]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:05:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THRID]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>THRID</p>
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		<title>By: Jr</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jr]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:04:09 +0000</pubDate>
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