Comments on: Someone call Superman!!

By: cobaltcanarycherry

cobaltcanarycherry — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:24:34 +0000

I’d just about die to know what the Chinese characters really say.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:00:39 +0000

Yes, and a real cool one.

By: Dreadful Spelling Sprite

Dreadful Spelling Sprite — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:58:44 +0000

Dear Queen,

Please take out your second-grade textbook on spelling and turn to the chapter on “Plurals,” most particularly those constructed from words that, in the singular, end in “y.” Now, write me a list of 100 plurals of such words, virtually all of which should have “-ies” on the end. Either that or forfeit five internets.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:54:51 +0000

No, actually JohnB does not exist. He is just a character created by several of us working in tandem. You think one person could come up with so much stuff? Get real! There are five of us, and we take turns using the handle and e-mail address. So just think of JohnB like you think of Betty Crocker, Uncle Ben, Aunt Jemima, or the Michelin Man. Or maybe Spongebob Squarepants.

By: foo

foo — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:19:22 +0000

Are you sure you’re JohnB?

By: Jake

Jake — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:03:43 +0000

It’s life Jim, but butt as you know it!

By: MonaLisa65

MonaLisa65 — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:20:08 +0000

…and only if they’re within the city’s walls.

By: lexan D

lexan D — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:26:26 +0000

Yes!

By: cobaltcanarycherry

cobaltcanarycherry — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:14:31 +0000

Not the COMFY CHAIR!

By: Queen o'sarcasm

Queen o'sarcasm — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:41:58 +0000

yes!

By: calimarithemagnificent

calimarithemagnificent — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:14:16 +0000

Pfff! Not much adventure to be had in this foreign metropolis.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:11:10 +0000

So you, too, are a cat?

By: Dreadful Spelling Sprite

Dreadful Spelling Sprite — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:00:15 +0000

But I am! Policys? *DING*

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:57:47 +0000

As long as I can bring my Little Debbies…

By: Gorgon Medusa

Gorgon Medusa — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:18:01 +0000

No,

“Industrial Disease.”

(cue earworm)

By: Anna Rexia

Anna Rexia — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:36:28 +0000

Why don’t you have a seat over there…

By: lexan D

lexan D — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:39:07 +0000

yes, you may get poked with the soft cushion.
oh no,not that.

By: Queen o'sarcasm

Queen o'sarcasm — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:28:19 +0000

i felt like it!eventually it with morph back into something random!

By: K-man

K-man — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:41:14 +0000

That sign is epic. It sounds like a really funny book, IMO.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:08:12 +0000

I am not the dreadful spelling sprite, so I won’t mention anything.

Why did you go back to your troll face?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:22:43 +0000

Oh yeah, this pretty much always ends well (ok, unless you’re a merchant banker ).

By: blueJade

blueJade — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:17:54 +0000

I’d love to see Godzilla pitted against a bunch of foreign investors, I mean adventurers.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:07:39 +0000

Hah! No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:40:38 +0000

Sounds like the intro tag for the next Godzilla movie. Gojira! Gojira!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:39:17 +0000

Well, I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:32:43 +0000

Little Debbie’s the one!

By: BuckInARut

BuckInARut — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:48:43 +0000

Was that the sequel to “Metropolis”? Did the foreign adventurers Errol Flynn and Basil Rathbone give Maria the Robot a communicable disease?

By: Queen o'sarcasm

Queen o'sarcasm — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:42:12 +0000

Ok you guys have crappy imigration policys!

By: Gorgon Medusa

Gorgon Medusa — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:52:39 +0000

And here’s to you, Mrs Robinson…

By: Gorgon Medusa

Gorgon Medusa — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:51:49 +0000

“The Metropolis Infested with Foreign Adventurers”.

I saw that film, years ago.

A swashbuckler, starring Errol Flynn and Basil Rathbone.

By: Gorgon Medusa

Gorgon Medusa — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:47:16 +0000

Chester, actually.

By: KinkyTom

KinkyTom — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:15:42 +0000

and the inquisition

By: la conejita

la conejita — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:36:57 +0000

Do you also touch her cupcakes? I still have an uneasy feeling about this. I mean if it were older Debbie, I’d understand. But little Debbie? Why? Why?

By: Ozzy-man-dius

Ozzy-man-dius — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:05:28 +0000

CAN SEE, CAN SEE!

By: Ozzy-man-dius

Ozzy-man-dius — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:04:51 +0000

I AM LORD OF ALL I SAN SEE!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:03:44 +0000

I’m about to consume two Little Debbie Swiss Rolls. We’ll see what identity emerges from that sugar rush…

By: bluejade

bluejade — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:44:27 +0000

For god’s sake please keep Billy Mays out of the Little Debbies, no telling what rant he’ll get on with a couple of those in his bloodstream!

By: KinkyTom

KinkyTom — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:44:53 +0000

That’s probably why Superman got married to Lois Lane so he wouldn’t get deported….to space

By: Mr. Frykas

Mr. Frykas — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:30:07 +0000

Ahhh, good ‘ol No. 4 MkI* Longbranch Lee-Enfield, hasn’t failed me yet. (Except for head separations after 4 case re-loadings)

By: BuckInARut

BuckInARut — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:43:58 +0000

I have a Little Debbie factory about 10 miles away from me. I’m not responsible for that, though. Honest.

By: BuckInARut

BuckInARut — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:25:03 +0000

That’s it! Lex Luthor knows the truth! Superman is an illegal alien who came in via rocketship undocumented and was illegally adopted by the Kents! I bethcha Superman don’t fly around with a green card which says “Kal-El son of Jor-El” on it. Green cards are made of Kryptonite! Luthor is more diabolical than we ever thought!

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:27:02 +0000

Ok, whatever you say Ozzyman…

By: Ozzy

Ozzy — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:19:17 +0000

I AM IRON MAN!!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:18:12 +0000

The only difference between a flower and a weed is that that you don’t want the weed. Well, okay, some of you DO want the weed, but you’re probably too stoned to get my point anyway. Just go get you some Little Debbie snacks.

By: blueJade

blueJade — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:13:23 +0000

I’ve never heard the tourist season described as an infestation before, but it makes sense.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:06:30 +0000

Don’t you mean Iron Man?

By: la conejita

la conejita — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:58:39 +0000

They forgot to put on the sign that the foreign adventurers contain the H1N1 virus. That’s why they’re infesting the city and that’s why they want you to stay away from them.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:52:40 +0000

I’d have said 0.303″ myself, but there’s not much in it ad “close” range, say up to 880 yards.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:46:35 +0000

I’m assuming this is read right to left, so does that mean that the cross symbolizes “foreign adventurers”? You’d think they’d have forgiven Christians for the Crusades by now!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:43:22 +0000

Apparently, in the next Indiana Jones movie, he meets the Man of Steel.