Comments on: Taint no way I’m lettin’ you shave my denium http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:12:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Desi http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-139792 Tue, 10 May 2011 18:49:05 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-139792 possibly Hawaiian origins o.o

]]> By: smallsquirrel http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63563 Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:44:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63563 ugh, people, this is kannada, the language of the state of karnataka in India (where the city of bangalore is…)

this is all too common all over india (and explains the british spelling), tho I cannot tell you what in hell a shaka b*tch is.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63355 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:10:46 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63355 I was completely unfamiliar with Sister Fidelma, but I used to have a friend who claimed to be able to read Ogham. I gather the ancient Celts must have been very prolific writers as well as world travelers, since my friend could look at an outcropping of rock in, say, Arkansas, and read the writing scrawled all over the place.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63351 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:02:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63351 If there was, I’m sure I drank it.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63349 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:55:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63349 Actually, if it were spelled the way it’s pronounced, it would be culler.

]]> By: paws4thot http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63343 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:35:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63343 Was there ever a “Liquid Snake”?

]]> By: paws4thot http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63342 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:31:11 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63342 There is too a “U” in “colour”. It’s pronounced “Col our”, not “col or”.

]]> By: paws4thot http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63341 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:29:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63341 Yes, but I knew that without using Wikipedia. My mum’s collection of Sister Fidelma books was handy to have read though.

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63339 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:19:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63339 Friends don’t let friends drink snakes.

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63338 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:17:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63338 Except that there is no U in color. It is pronounced Color, not Col Hour.

]]> By: bluejade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63254 Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:37:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63254 That collection of wiki entries is handy!

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63223 Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:39:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63223 Are you virtually drunk again? I’d say let’s send you a virtual AA meeting, but then it wouldn’t be annonymous since we all know you already.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63214 Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:46:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63214 Don’t worry, I kn-n-now how to handle myshelf in spider spache. Wait, that din cumout rught…

]]> By: paws4thot http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63201 Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:34:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63201 Seriously, it does look like Ogham. It’s an early from of writing used by the Celts, and basically consists of groups of varying lengths of score marks on sticks.

]]> By: Chicken http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63197 Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:28:19 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63197 I *DID* not!

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63196 Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:27:17 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63196 Or JohnB!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63176 Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:35:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63176 Hopefully you’ve saved a wishbone from the last one.

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63108 Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:48:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63108 See this is why you should never get snakes drunk.

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63107 Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:46:45 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63107 No. It looks more like chicken scratch.

]]> By: And. http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63098 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:32:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63098 they actually wrote coloUr right..

]]> By: bluejade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63097 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:30:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63097 “Bizarre inclusion?” I thought they were depicting a satisfied client… what if the charge for service doesn’t work out to a whole number of chickens?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63073 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:41:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63073 That looks more like Ogham.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63072 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:40:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63072 Snakes and beer are a bad combination! Take it from a guy who once kicked a copperhead out of his way due to alcohol-induced fearlessness.

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63065 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:15:11 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63065 Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63062 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:08:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63062 I JUST MEANT THAT YOU WERE TALKING LIKE SNAKESBEARE!

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63061 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:07:15 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63061 8u….ZOMG!

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63047 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:43:23 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63047 Old English? Where? I don’t even see old Engrish here!

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63044 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:41:27 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63044 Why the old English?

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63043 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:40:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63043 Mmmmmm…..M&M’s….yummy.

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63042 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:39:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63042 So they shave pants? And possibly certain jackets?

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-63040 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:37:01 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-63040 Alas, I brought no lie.

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-62976 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:27:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-62976 Why? Is he bringing cake?!

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-62974 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:26:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-62974 ..,. . , .,. ,.,, .,.,. . .. .,., ., , ., . ,

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-62972 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:21:33 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-62972 Just wait ’til Meowth comes along.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-62970 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:20:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-62970 He was translating the sign for the blind, but forgot to use Braille.

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-62968 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:19:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-62968 Um…..yes……….we all…..saw…that…….

]]> By: Chicken http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-62967 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:18:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-62967 *scratch*

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-62962 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:10:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-62962 Maybe they serve chicken hors d’oeuvres.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-62960 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:07:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-62960 Thanks, blueJade, for the laugh. I hadn’t even noticed the bizarre inclusion of a chicken on the sign! (I guess I was too busy laughing at all the Engrish.) Perhaps they barter for services, and that’s their price.

]]> By: coyoteman http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-62916 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:50:01 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-62916 Anyone notice the writing below the chicken looks like it says “Oe deer”?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-62915 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:27:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-62915 But your external organs may not.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-62914 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:25:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-62914 And the hominems had conflicts with the eminems.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-62904 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:38:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-62904 Your internal organs will thank you.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-62903 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:38:38 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-62903 You’re absolutely right, of course – I’m sure that there are metrosexuals out there who go the full denium deforestation. Mind you, I think most men are just far too wimpy to deal with depilatory wax; a weeny little patch out of the front of the shin as a demonstration, and most of them will be rolling on the floor screaming as if they’ve just been stabbed.

]]> By: Queen o' sarcasm http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-62893 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:14:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-62893 do they sell iced belly wash?i’ve been trying to stock up,my intestines need a popsicle!

]]> By: Queen o' sarcasm http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-62892 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:10:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-62892 hello! what do you WANT,tea?

]]> By: Janet24 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-62882 Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:24:46 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-62882 I’d say that advice isn’t just for the ladies. Boys have a denium too :)

]]> By: Lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-62881 Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:17:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-62881 Ever been to Canada? Colour is Canadian, therefore awesome.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-62875 Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:38:15 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-62875 How can they make any money if they denium shave? “May I have a shave, please?” “No! That’ll be $20.”

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/02/engrish-shaca-stightling/comment-page-1/#comment-62872 Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:33:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14439#comment-62872 Let’s be frank for a minute here, ladies – shaving your denium might be a quick fix, but waxing gives a much more satisfactory result, it lasts longer, and if you do it routinely then the hair will become finer and lighter.

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