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Beauty Parlour
Face Wash, Fruit Face Shell, Denium Shave, Hair Cutting, Face Masaj, Head Masaj, Shaca B*tch, Hair Stightling, Hair Colour
You’ve gotta love a sampler platter like this.
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i will have the hair stightling… is that the stylist in the top left…..??
possibly Hawaiian origins o.o
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The 1988 National Convention of the U.S. Democratic Party was held at The Omni in Atlanta, Georgia from July 18–July 21, 1988 to select a candidate for the 1988 United States presidential election. At the convention Gov. Michael Dukakis of Massachusetts was nominated for President and Senator Lloyd Bentsen of Texas for Vice President. The chair of the convention was Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives Jim Wright.
Notable speakers
Texas State Treasurer Ann Richards gave a keynote speech that put her in the public spotlight and included the line that George H.W. Bush was “born with a silver foot in his mouth”.
Massachusetts senator Ted Kennedy’s remarks contained the famous iteration “Where was George?”
Arkansas governor Bill Clinton gave a widely jeered 32-minute-long opening night address that some predicted would ruin his political career, a source of much satisfaction to him 4 years later when he was elected the 42nd President of the United States.
Texas Agriculture Commissioner Jim Hightower, who called Bush “a toothache of a man.”
Former President Jimmy Carter of Georgia
Former Vice President Walter Mondale of Minnesota
Former Senator George S. McGovern of South Dakota
John F. Kennedy, Jr.
Jesse Jackson
In one of the subsequent presidential debates, when questioned about the general alleged “negativity” of the campaign, Bush cited the ad hominem attacks against him at the Convention as the root cause, an assertion not rebutted by Dukakis then or subsequently.
I guess that explains why he was such an ass as a president. His feelings had been hurt.
It’s because there was no butter for the hominems.
And the hominems had conflicts with the eminems.
Mmmmmm…..M&M’s….yummy.
Look at that Engrish…”colour”…tsk.
Ever been to a place where they speak proper english? =)
Ever been to a place where they’ve heard of sarcasm?
Ever been to Canada? Colour is Canadian, therefore awesome.
hello! what do you WANT,tea?
Hair Stightling? What, the hair around Uranus?
8u….ZOMG!
Shaca b*tch!
Shaka Khan’s really nasty sister.
The Shaca B*tch is the chicken at the left
The Fruit Face shell is rather nice. It’s somewhat like a halloween pumpkin done on an orange.
Look how happy and well-groomed the chicken is! I’m bringing my chicken in right away!! She deserves it.
Chickens get the body hot waxing.
The fruit face shell sounds like some thing she’d go for. If they offer a dirt bath, she’d like that, too.
Thanks, blueJade, for the laugh. I hadn’t even noticed the bizarre inclusion of a chicken on the sign! (I guess I was too busy laughing at all the Engrish.) Perhaps they barter for services, and that’s their price.
“Bizarre inclusion?” I thought they were depicting a satisfied client… what if the charge for service doesn’t work out to a whole number of chickens?
Hopefully you’ve saved a wishbone from the last one.
I heard they gave good masaj.
I came here for a masaj and it felt more like chicken scratch.
*scratch*
Just wait ’til Meowth comes along.
Why? Is he bringing cake?!
Alas, I brought no lie.
Why the old English?
Old English? Where? I don’t even see old Engrish here!
I JUST MEANT THAT YOU WERE TALKING LIKE SNAKESBEARE!
Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
Snakes and beer are a bad combination! Take it from a guy who once kicked a copperhead out of his way due to alcohol-induced fearlessness.
See this is why you should never get snakes drunk.
Or JohnB!
Don’t worry, I kn-n-now how to handle myshelf in spider spache. Wait, that din cumout rught…
Are you virtually drunk again? I’d say let’s send you a virtual AA meeting, but then it wouldn’t be annonymous since we all know you already.
Friends don’t let friends drink snakes.
Was there ever a “Liquid Snake”?
If there was, I’m sure I drank it.
Let’s be frank for a minute here, ladies – shaving your denium might be a quick fix, but waxing gives a much more satisfactory result, it lasts longer, and if you do it routinely then the hair will become finer and lighter.
I’d say that advice isn’t just for the ladies. Boys have a denium too
You’re absolutely right, of course – I’m sure that there are metrosexuals out there who go the full denium deforestation. Mind you, I think most men are just far too wimpy to deal with depilatory wax; a weeny little patch out of the front of the shin as a demonstration, and most of them will be rolling on the floor screaming as if they’ve just been stabbed.
How can they make any money if they denium shave? “May I have a shave, please?” “No! That’ll be $20.”
do they sell iced belly wash?i’ve been trying to stock up,my intestines need a popsicle!
Your internal organs will thank you.
But your external organs may not.
Anyone notice the writing below the chicken looks like it says “Oe deer”?
Maybe they serve chicken hors d’oeuvres.
Um…..yes……….we all…..saw…that…….
He was translating the sign for the blind, but forgot to use Braille.
..,. . , .,. ,.,, .,.,. . .. .,., ., , ., . ,
That looks more like Ogham.
No. It looks more like chicken scratch.
I *DID* not!
Seriously, it does look like Ogham. It’s an early from of writing used by the Celts, and basically consists of groups of varying lengths of score marks on sticks.
That collection of wiki entries is handy!
Yes, but I knew that without using Wikipedia. My mum’s collection of Sister Fidelma books was handy to have read though.
I was completely unfamiliar with Sister Fidelma, but I used to have a friend who claimed to be able to read Ogham. I gather the ancient Celts must have been very prolific writers as well as world travelers, since my friend could look at an outcropping of rock in, say, Arkansas, and read the writing scrawled all over the place.
So they shave pants? And possibly certain jackets?
they actually wrote coloUr right..
Except that there is no U in color. It is pronounced Color, not Col Hour.
There is too a “U” in “colour”. It’s pronounced “Col our”, not “col or”.
Actually, if it were spelled the way it’s pronounced, it would be culler.
ugh, people, this is kannada, the language of the state of karnataka in India (where the city of bangalore is…)
this is all too common all over india (and explains the british spelling), tho I cannot tell you what in hell a shaka b*tch is.