Comments on: I live to give.

By: drusillah

drusillah — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:33:03 +0000

Ahahahaha Crazy!

By: Queen o'sarcasm

Queen o'sarcasm — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:46:59 +0000

I know wich one! I do like the rather fishy one

Fish:Hello!

Other fishes: Oh hello!

By: la conejita

la conejita — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:56:14 +0000

I do keep a list with all their names. At the time of my death, one of you will be in charge of picking the receiving troll.

We might have to ask Dr. Handle to perform the surgery. I wouldn’t know if she is qualified to do this since I don’t know if she is a real doctor. In any case, just wait until I am dead before doing anything to me.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:44:49 +0000

Now you’re talking Hammond organs.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:43:22 +0000

There’s no point in naming names. We all know who they are, even if they don’t.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:13:53 +0000

Live organ donors!

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:43:04 +0000

Like who?

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:21:24 +0000

Personality change? Or not Tom?

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:26:37 +0000

You should watch her spin her Leslie speakers.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:49:22 +0000

That’s one of the better-known sketches, but not the one I had in mind.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:42:55 +0000

As paws4thot said, it’s not good when a haggis is too haruspicy.

By: Queen o' sarcasm

Queen o' sarcasm — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:28:43 +0000

After winter you’ll give me back my internal organs…right?!

By: funnirau

funnirau — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:14:30 +0000

f**k what a terriblem present

By: lexan D

lexan D — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:02:25 +0000

I know what mean.
There are times when my intestines make rude noises.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:43:58 +0000

No, it says, “Visualize Wurlitzer peas.”

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:42:35 +0000

Lordy, yes! And so many of them seem to log on to this site…

By: la conejita

la conejita — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:55:03 +0000

Thank you. I hope I last too. I wish I could also donate my good sense of humor. There are many deserving people who could use some.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:50:10 +0000

To be fair, there are such things as bad, really bad, haggis.
Typical mistakes include being cheap and using lots of fat, so you get a greasy mess when it’s cooked, and rediculous quantities of white pepper, so the dish is uneatably hot and peppery.

By: blueJade

blueJade — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:44:48 +0000

Speaking of organ donors:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_of_Montreal

By: blueJade

blueJade — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:36:18 +0000

I had a sadistic parent as a child. She was capable of of good cooking, but enjoyed the concept of “food as punishment.” Her oatmeal, eggplant casserole, and something described as haggis are scary memories.
I like oatmeal when I cook it, it’s nothing like the slime I remember.
The eggplant casserole would etch the pan it was cooked in. Serious.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:34:53 +0000

And I hope that your death is many decades in your future.

By: Moon

Moon — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:16:43 +0000

I know, right? It’s just not the same to use previously frozen chicken gizzards…*sigh* ah the good old days when a Haruspex could operate in realtive peace…

By: la conejita

la conejita — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:10:24 +0000

So it seems like there’s a leak in the bathroom. A woman has been talking to men about confidential top secret information.

Thank you all for your comments about my organs. My liver is in perfect shape, I don’t drink alcohol. My lungs are good too because I don’t smoke. My heart is in good shape because I am not overweight. And yes, I am an organ donor. I hope that with my death many others will be able to live.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:59:04 +0000

Fair fu’ your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain of the puddin race,…

First 2 lines of Robert Burns’ “To a Haggis”, from memory. That’s one thing that’s not true of the Scots; we’re not all Burns fans!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:59:54 +0000

Is she the one with the tattoo above her navel: “Wurlitzer Inside”?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:55:44 +0000

My bladder isn’t that polite. It’s always taking the p!ss.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:52:06 +0000

Ever had some dork ask you “Would you like to be an organ donor?” I have. I told him “No, since it means I have to die soon.”
*Cue that sketch from Monty Python’s “Meaning of Life”.*

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:30:34 +0000

A barrel organ?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:27:18 +0000

The first time I ate haggis, I thought it was surprisingly good, so some time later I decided to make one. The hardest part was getting the offal. &*%$# “health” laws! Now they’ve made another regulation so that I can’t buy wild rabbits to eat.
BTW, what’s your problem with oatmeal? (Maybe I like it because of my Scottish ancestry).

By: dr handle with Dreadful Pun Hell fairy hat on

dr handle with Dreadful Pun Hell fairy hat on — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:55:50 +0000

Damn, ladies, they’ve rumbled us. Next thing you know, they’ll figure out that when we say “powder my nose” there’s no make-up involved.

By: Gorgon Medusa

Gorgon Medusa — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:41:09 +0000

I thanked the organist for the Internal Organ recital last Sunday.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:10:23 +0000

I thought that was because the amusement park rides they keep hidden in the ladies’ room required two riders.

By: Anna Rexia

Anna Rexia — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 07:23:50 +0000

I should get one of these then. I was pretty brutal to my liver this year.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:19:55 +0000

Don’t forget, if you get a female bladder donor, you’ll have to go to the loo in pairs for the rest of your life.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:17:00 +0000

But my autumn pancreas is cursing you. I can’t help it, that’s what my internal organs say!

By: Taneen

Taneen — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:15:13 +0000

Hmmm.. sometimes my bladder thanks me.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:14:45 +0000

Even, “Thank you from the internal organs” would still be Engrish, since in the English vernacular we are accustomed to thanking from the heart, but rarely from any other internal organs.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:42:30 +0000

Yes, if you have opted (as I have) to be an organ donor upon your death, I wonder if I could put in a reservation for your bladder. Mine is good for two hours at most.

By: blueJade

blueJade — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:41:11 +0000

Go for it!

By: Somepartsareme

Somepartsareme — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:26:31 +0000

Derp.

By: Lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose

Lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:25:45 +0000

and you have a large heart, it intestined me to go further into this subject.

By: Here4tehlulz

Here4tehlulz — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:18:34 +0000

Thanks for the scarfs! I hope the patient likes my lung and kidney I donated =D. (in case of idiots, I didn’t really donate my organs)

By: KinkyTom

KinkyTom — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:52:08 +0000

I don’t know if anybody has told you this Conejita but I must say your liver is quite sexy ;D

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:54:30 +0000

Awwww, the zombie factory is sending out corporate Christmas cards. It’s definitely an improvement on last year’s effort, “Braaaaaains!”

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:53:29 +0000

A very close translation, with technically correct grammar and spelling, that manages nonetheless to have an entirely different and subsequently amusing meaning. I’d say that’s a wonderful example of Engrish. If you dont’ find it funny, move on.

By: Madness

Madness — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:48:34 +0000

Yep. It’s all in the details.

By: Murgatroyd

Murgatroyd — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:42:09 +0000

(Also it’s Japanese, not Chinese, so it wouldn’t really be as appropriate)

By: Murgatroyd

Murgatroyd — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:41:43 +0000

I’d make a organ-harvesting joke, but it would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

By: tamanosou

tamanosou — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:37:01 +0000

This isn’t really an Engrish thing. They translated it close to exactly its just a cultural misunderstanding. There’s a Japanese belief that to protect health you should wear a garment around your midsection to keep your internal organs warm. It’s especially important for elderly and pregnant women. That’s what this is. The caption in Japanese says “your winter stomach will thank you.

By: blueJade

blueJade — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:30:52 +0000

There’s a big difference between “from” and “for.”