ACRAWL HAND
it apery chop cut
a real hand
so realistic it’s terrifying!
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Of course it’s terrifying. It’s a real hand.
Idle hands flashback!
Of course it’s realistic. It’s a real hand.
And apparently it’s attacking the apery! Quick- save the orangutans!
At least it’s not attacking the apiary, I would hate to save all those bees without a beekeeping suit…
Frankly, anyone who attacks the Librarian deserves what they get…
it apery ripped off by jason.
Acrawlhand should be in the dictionary
It’s like a Pimp Hand, only it’s creepy and crawly.
As opposed to the creepy, slappy Pimp Hand.
Does this have to do with that Halloween Episode of the Simpson’s when home bought a monkey hand that could grant five wishes?
if so then it must have originally been from China
And yet the last line is perfect – even the apostrophe!
I noticed that, too. And “it’s” is a mistake a lot of native speakers make!
A mistake which you now have also made. Hopefully you’re not a native speaker – Patronising Correction FAIL
“…it’s terrifying,” with “it’s” being a contraction of “it is” is used quite correctly in the pic and in the response. So FAIL goes to you, as does and additional nesting FAIL. A two-for-one FAIL special!
My face!!! What happened to my face???
Ah, there’s my usual ugly mug. And the Yankees won Game 3. All’s right with the world…
It’s the middle of the night. You can’t expect the interweb to match all the names with all the faces at this hour.
Did anyone notice MY FACE IS GONE?! There is a big hole on my avatar’s face because JohnB ate it!
Our psychological word of the day: projection.
You hurt your what?
I did notice the whole on your face, but didn’t know what it meant. I knew that John was into little Debbies, but never thought he would want to try a ShadowSplicer.
As for me, I think I’ll just stick with the regular egg curry horse shoe crap and pineapple.
hahahahah Why the f**k did they manage to get the last line perfect but not the rest of it? china is really F**KING WIERD
Yes, they have become really wired, although I think your misspelling was probably of weird. You, unfortunately, did not manage to get YOUR last line perfect.
Does this hand have to do with the “He’s Breeding Heavily” shirt, i guess not.
Speaking of witch I saw a guy dressed as a C*ck!8(
This is either a terribly topical and rather subtle Hallowe’en pun, in which case Dreadful Pun Hell fairy should *clonk* you, or it is a very basic spelling mistake, in which case Dreadful Spelling Sprite should *ding* you. So, what shall it be, the *clonk* or the *ding*?
Let’s assign one of each for good measure. *Ding!* *Clonk!*
Yes, why be cheap? Spread the love!
Is it powered by batteries, atomic testing accident, or do we need tin foil hats to protect us from alien life force rays?
Perhaps we should just be wrapping our hands in tinfoil, although apparently it’s only real hands that are in danger; if you have a prosthesis, you are perfectly safe.
Nobody is safe if they use Plan #9 from outer space.
I saw that at Bakuretsu Con this weekend! It was shown MST3K style, along with the original Night of the Living Dead.
I think “Plan 9 From Outer Space” should be enjoyed in its original insanely hokey straight style. A B-rate movie can be enlivened with that kind of commentary. A movie THIS bad needs no help!
I kind of liked it. It reminded me of the skits and stories we would act out on the playground at recess when I was a kid.
The flying saucer looked awfully like a hubcap, and you could see the suspension wire.
Yeah! Tor smash!
Okay, I’m not sure why I just said that randomly, but it was said by someone when Tor hit a guy. Tor is one of the actors, by the way. We had them on, and people shouted random things at the screen MST3K style.
*DELETE*
An oblique reference to Eric Clapton’s older half-brother, Ol’ Crawl Hand, who was even slower, but for reasons that nobody ever talks about they only ever let him out of the basement at Hallowe’en.
Apropos of something vaguely related, am I the only non-Merkin who dishes out lectures on The Insidious Nature Of Cultural Imperialism whenever kids try trick-or-treating at my (non-US) door?
Apparently. I don’t blame you at all for taking a stand against Cultural Imperialism; it’s just a tad on the mean-spirited side to make such a stand against little kids hoping for a bit of candy. Might I suggest you save your ire for Taylor Swift CDs and The Snuggly?
Sorry, I didn’t manage to switch identities before that post (couldn’t find a phone booth to change in! Boy, those things are getting hard to find!) The opinions expressed therein are not necessarily those of the Dreadful Spelling Sprite, who as yet has found no reason to take issue with Dr. Handle.
The ones who come trick-or-treating unaccompanied are teenagers who are Of An Age where they ought to be able to discuss This Sort Of Thing; children who go door-to-door accompanied by an adult who Should Know Better are safe, I lecture the adult.
I have on rare occasions made exception for any group who said that they were out “guising”, and had a song or riddle for me, and, most importantly, refrained from whining “Trick or treat?” at me. They get sweeties and bikkies.
You’re shoveling sh!t against the tide when you’re coming out against free candy. As opposed running through the streets at night with your friends wearing costumes in the moonlight. Really, who’s side are you on?
Hmm, that doesn’t make sense as written. Oh well, happy Halloweenie!
Times have changed. Give them anything so they don’t tip over the toilet in the bathroom.
dr. handle: “am I the only non-Merkin”
Pardon my American ignorance, but I’m a bit murky on what you mean by “non-Merkin.” Google came up with the merkin “wig,” which I have a feeling isn’t what you mean. I expected to find a philosopher, psychiatrist, child behaviorist. BTW, I agree about Cultural Imperialism but I’m curious as to how that relates to Merkin.
Merkin = American. An American citizen. One of our cousins from the YouSay. It’s how the word “American” sounds to some of us non-Merkins when someone with a really thick (southern?) US accent says the word.
Billy Connolly had a similar observation about a televangelist who claimed to perform miracles and healings on his show; but Mr Connolly was convinced that what this televangenist said after a ‘healing’ was “It’s a murkle”.
‘merican would have been more clear.
Dr. Handle never lost me with “Merkin.” After all, we know what Merkin politicians mean when they say, “new-killer.”
Merkin has been merkinized.
Only to some Merkins. I understand that you are only a schoolchild, but there may, in the future, come a day when you realise that there are English-dialect-speaking societies and cultures other than your own. Ameringlish has not quite taken over the world just yet.
Well, dang! Now ah got it! Shee-ut!
The only thing terifying about this is the grammar.
Eldrad Must Live.