Comments on: How festive!

By: Desi

Desi — Tue, 10 May 2011 18:42:21 +0000

if it makes you feel any better, i was having horrible migrains and had to have one done myself….constant jokes about whether i had a brain ensued….. but i hope everything worked out for you!

By: Blackflame

Blackflame — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 13:43:39 +0000

FREE X-RAYS FOR ALL!

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:01:04 +0000

Ur an idiot. srsly. look at the second comment.

By: Just Visiting

Just Visiting — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:57:54 +0000

And a Happy MRI.

By: Timothy

Timothy — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:46:52 +0000

This one seems fake.. The Merry seems way to flat, and does not align with the X-Ray (Merry is completely horizontal, ‘pixel perfect’, while X-Ray seems more 3d and tilts down at the right)

By: Lisa

Lisa — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 03:29:48 +0000

And a happy colonoscopy to you, too!

By: lexan D

lexan D — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:31:48 +0000

I wish you the best, and that it all turns out well for you.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:01:36 +0000

No, Killed Bill.

By: blueJade

blueJade — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:52:33 +0000

This is not an ordinary cat.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:32:48 +0000

*COPY*

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:29:56 +0000

Ded Zeppelin?

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:20:30 +0000

*Blarg!* I am ded!

By: la conejita

la conejita — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:11:23 +0000

BlueJade, you do know that chocolate can kill cats, right? I’ve been noticing you keep on offering him some.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:01:50 +0000

I’m not sure what in your case has led to concern about a possible tumor or clot, but the vast majority of the time when a scan is run the results are negative (which is, in this context, good).

By: ben

ben — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:32:33 +0000

X-ray in a manger, no crib for a bed…

By: ben

ben — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:18:42 +0000

Hurray for Groucho! and his bros.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:12:22 +0000

Oh, the copy cat?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:22:19 +0000

I believe ShadowSplicer already gave you one, back when he was behaving badly and pretending to be you.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:20:35 +0000

A true classic.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:53:35 +0000

Can I get a cat scan?

By: blueJade

blueJade — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:44:04 +0000

If you’re not bullsh!tting us, I wish you all the luck in the world. Here, have some more chocolate! It’s the barely sweetened stuff, maybe it will cure you.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:36:42 +0000

Worrying times for you then.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:31:50 +0000

Serious. *sighs*

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:28:02 +0000

And let’s hope you stay that way afterwards. *flicks Groucho cigar*

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:27:00 +0000

No, it’s okay. On-line I know my limimmmmimit.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:22:28 +0000

Foods ordinarily prepared with alcohol are fine (I even use cooking wine myself sometimes), although I’ve tasted some folks’ bourbon balls that were so, shall we say, flavorful, that I figured I’d better stop at two.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:44:35 +0000

I’ll have a Wild Turkey Reserve, neat.

By: T BURNETT

T BURNETT — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:16:52 +0000

This is an actual company. I work for a radiology deptment and we deal with Merry x-ray on a regular basis.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:32:56 +0000

Wait, are you being serious? Or am I missing out on the funny part.

By: CopperPenny

CopperPenny — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:27:41 +0000

Sad thing is, I know this as a valid company. They are nationwide and know many people who work for them. I do like to pick on that name though

By: la conejita

la conejita — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:07:50 +0000

I think you are already virtually drunk, look at how demanding you’ve become. I think we will need you to stay virtually sober as well.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:46:06 +0000

Are you ok with food prepared with alcohol? Rum cakes, and so forth? How hair-trigger is the setting?

By: bluejade

bluejade — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:41:37 +0000

Bummer. I hope things work out for you.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:10:25 +0000

*Dumps out Iced Tea*
FINE! NONE FOR YOU!!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:28:05 +0000

I said Maker’s Mark, on the rocks, dammit! If I’m going to get virtually drunk, I want the best Kentucky bourbon.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:19:31 +0000

*DELETE*

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:18:53 +0000

*Takes keys*
*Gives John another Long Island Iced Tea*

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:55:50 +0000

Quite a few more people than you imagine, probably. Four days sober and a waitress was very insistent that the iced tea I was ordering was really a Long Island Iced Tea. I literally had to threaten her to get her to bring me an ordinary iced tea. Many people say, “Well, you’ve been so long without it, it’s not a problem any more, so you can have a drink with us.” They often mean no harm, but just don’t understand. Temptation is not hard to find! But if I were to break over (and God help me to avoid it!), I wouldn’t waste my time with a beer or even three. Give me a double Maker’s Mark on the rocks, bartender, and leave the bottle. Oh, and take my keys.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:38:49 +0000

How inconsiderate! Who offers a recovered alcoholic beer?

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:51:42 +0000

8) How festive!

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:51:05 +0000

Actually, I am going in for an MRI/catscan on the 11th. The doctors say I ‘MIGHT’ have a brain tumor/clot, and they need to scan. I really hope that I’m not going to die. o_o

By: Daddy

Daddy — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:33:09 +0000

WRAGGHHH!! *CRUSHES BEER CAN ON HEAD* TOGA PARTY!!!!!!! *INVITES ANTI TROLL FRIENDS OVER* HEY JOHNB, HAVE A BEER OR THREE!

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:29:31 +0000

ZOMG RIBBONS! *plays with ribbons*
Pretty pretty, shiny shiny!

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:17:27 +0000

It is the dried candied fruit that tears up blades and snaps belts.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:39:47 +0000

You better watch out, you better not cry,
You better not pout, I’m telling you why,
Daddy’s home and he’s really drunk…

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:38:12 +0000

Careful with that thing once you hit the icing, any slivers will slice through humans like hot shrapnel though butter.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:17:56 +0000

For he knows whether you’ve been healthy or not!

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:57:09 +0000

If it slows down, I’ll borrow the diamond street saw from the highway department.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:55:03 +0000

We borrowed the diamond tile saw from the bathroom tile job and it seems to be working.

By: dr handle with Dreadful Pun Hell fairy hat on

dr handle with Dreadful Pun Hell fairy hat on — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:24:38 +0000

That pun really was the back end of the donkey suit. *Clonk*