Comments on: Will the L forever elude them?

By: Kid Choronsom

Kid Choronsom — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:10:06 +0000

The Japanese use “L” sound all the time, they have no problem pronouncing it…it’s just that they have a problem HEARING the difference between R and L…that’s why the constant mix up. There is both L and R sound in Japanese…it just doesn’t matter which you use.

you can pronounce it E-SU-KA-LE-TA just as well. But the person writing this wrote neither Esukareta nor Esukaleta…he/she wrote Escarator and produced pure Engrish.

By: Kid Choronsom

Kid Choronsom — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:53:12 +0000

ooops….sorry for that…didn’t mean to give you a HEDD AKE!!

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:58:56 +0000

*DELETE*

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:31:01 +0000

*BOOM!* HAHAHA!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:06:16 +0000

Yes, you’re just the Original Child Bomb.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:42:15 +0000

No, they are Little Debbie cookies!

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:38:47 +0000

(Still not original, but closer to it)

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:37:52 +0000

But then it wouldn’t be ORIGINAL!

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:51:34 +0000

Disney is revising “The Escargot with the Flying Tail”. Miley Cyrus and Rickey Gervais train a wild California banana slug with no pedigree and win the Olympic Escargot dressage.

By: sykray

sykray — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:28:13 +0000

I mangle the Thai language. I have difficulty with the initial “ng” sound as in ngor and because the tone and length of the vowels makes tremendous difference to the meaning. Thankfully my Thai friends and I can giggle at each others verbal slips. We understand and accept the reasons why we make the mistakes. I still laugh at renditions of “Yerrow Liver”. The natural differences between R and L in Asian languages are so slight that they are used interchangeably.

By: Dreadful Spelling Sprite

Dreadful Spelling Sprite — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:20:37 +0000

Sence? Oh, my aching head…

By: dr handle with Dreadful Pun Hell fairy hat on

dr handle with Dreadful Pun Hell fairy hat on — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:27:36 +0000

It’s appalling cruelty to snails; the jumps racing is bad enough, but rodeos are just beyond the pale.

A friend of mine rescued an ex-rodeo snail and trained him for eventing – you wouldn’t know he’s the same snail. I’m going to take next week off to watch him do a dressage test.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:45:41 +0000

For those wanting to practice, or see if they have any talent, we have an electro mechanical training simulator in that room that we call the Escarator.

By: harhar

harhar — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:49:38 +0000

In defence of the person that actually wrote this, there is no ‘L’ sound in the Japanese language. The katakana literally says e-su-ka-re-ta. But it’s still amausing

By: Ron

Ron — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:19:00 +0000

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By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 07:56:41 +0000

Heeeey, you busting my barrs, here, Hans…

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 07:55:46 +0000

The dreaded “mother tongue interference”. It prevented me from ever getting the “r” sound in Japanese right – if I ever do learn any of the language, I shall just have to reconcile myself to the fact that I will have an appalling accent, and hope that native speakers’ politenes stops them from giggling out loud at me.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 07:53:43 +0000

No, it’s not. The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is way funnier.

By: Bill

Bill — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 06:06:50 +0000

By: Kid Choronsom

Kid Choronsom — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 08:43:33 +0000

If the joke wasn’t obvious for you…it means you are racist.
Don’t worry, everyone dislikes your genes too.

By: Kid Choronsom

Kid Choronsom — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 08:31:32 +0000

What are you talking about?!
Nothing of that made any sence

By: Kid Choronsom

Kid Choronsom — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 08:25:28 +0000

Try “rubber” and “lover”

By: la conejita

la conejita — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:11:20 +0000

Clearly when he said Yellow People, he meant JohnB, because in his avatar he has a yellow face. That is why John responded to him.

By: KinkyTom

KinkyTom — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:49:26 +0000

im getting out at the 2th floor

By: DMG

DMG — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:45:18 +0000

ROR!

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:11:53 +0000

I have seen it, and I still like my joke better. It’s more original!

By: Benichou

Benichou — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:05:30 +0000

Since L doesn’t exist in Japanese, they use R,so they just forgot the L,it could have been written esukaratoru or something like that XD

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:02:28 +0000

It would be funnier to just have said “one, two, five…” If you don’t know why, watch “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:58:36 +0000

……JUST DIE!!! *Fires M200/M200A1 rockets at Mr. Frykas*

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:57:32 +0000

…Uh……..

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:56:54 +0000

TWO….um……….

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:56:19 +0000

ONE!

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:55:18 +0000

COOKIE!!!!1!! *Nomnomnomnummm….* Gluten-Free Cookie monster thanks you!

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:52:38 +0000

*Picks up M200/M200A1 rocket pod*
*Yells out window* I’ll give you a count of three to get off my tail!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:19:51 +0000

Ah so, velly good Fry!

By: fly

fly — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:54:46 +0000

Finarry, some rear Engrish.

Reminds me of a sign I saw on a bus in Japan:

ABSORUTELY NO EATING

By: kyasarin

kyasarin — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:42:23 +0000

You think that’s bad? Try attempting to teach Japanese schoolkids the difference between “year” and “ear.” They can’t even hear the difference.

Then they laughed at me because I admitted I can’t tell “konyaku” and “konnyaku” apart when spoken.

By: i ruse

i ruse — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:48:28 +0000

exacry

By: coyoteman

coyoteman — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:48:02 +0000

OK Nevermind. Racial humor just doesn’t work for me I guess.

By: Mr. Frykas

Mr. Frykas — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 06:22:19 +0000

Team America WIN!

By: Mr. Frykas

Mr. Frykas — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 06:20:22 +0000

SS gets another gluten-free cookie…

By: Mr. Frykas

Mr. Frykas — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 06:15:08 +0000

*Mr. Frykas fires back with STEN gun*

“GAWL DANG KIDS!!!”

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 04:14:21 +0000

Solly. Sirry!

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 04:12:19 +0000

He was making a joke, silly. Sheesh!

By: Queen o' sarcasm

Queen o' sarcasm — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:00:43 +0000

take the Escarator to the thirth floor and someone will be right on it!

By: Queen o' sarcasm

Queen o' sarcasm — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:59:42 +0000

ah,yes, positive re-inforcement…and yes i’d like one
*takes chocolate*

By: Lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose/ also the CEO of TrollsOnTrial; We make you the FIRST one in court!

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:16:26 +0000

Chinese Phil Collins – You know i rove you but i just cant tak dis, you know i rove you but im praying for keeps!

By: coyoteman

coyoteman — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:00:22 +0000

And Furthermore….. calling Asians “yellow people” is about as racist as a person can get.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:07:16 +0000

Westerners have problems with the tonal qualities of asian languages. Unless exposed when very young, the ability to hear the range is not acquired.

With this in mind, I played hours of foreign language tapes to my youngest as an infant, everything from Gaelic to Japanese. Her pre-speech babble was most interesting!

By: bluejade

bluejade — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:57:49 +0000

Just be nice. All you gotta do.
Here, have some more chocolate.