Comments on: Weird displays at this zoo http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:12:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: meh http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-63163 Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:58:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-63163 I think it was intended ‘for handicapped or old and feeble person’..Not sure though.

]]> By: blueJade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-63137 Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:34:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-63137 Didn’t like the “hitted hip.” Watching Hoost get held down to have nose hairs snatched and eyes tear up was amazing because he is an extraordinary kick-boxer, very, very aggressive even for the sport.

]]> By: blueJade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-63136 Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:25:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-63136 Well, it is out of fashion.

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-63006 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:46:33 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-63006 No! I want la conejita to give me a bowl of milk!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-63002 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:30:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-63002 Would you settle for Mike?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-63000 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:29:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-63000 During some hokey “values clarification” exercise I had to participate in for my job some time back, I turned out to be the only one who put “wisdom” at the top of the list. My coworkers were all rather surprised. I was rather surprised no one else valued it as much as I did.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62998 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:24:27 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62998 Not that my avatar gives me much license to talk…

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62997 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:23:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62997 I’m sure your mother warned you it would freeze like that.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62996 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:22:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62996 I try to leave no turn unstoned.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62995 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:19:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62995 Unless you’re planning on dying young, you, too, will get to be an exhibit!

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62986 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:56:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62986 *Cute little face* Hey la conejita, will you ‘please’ get me a bowl of milky? Pwease?

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62858 Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:31:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62858 Sometimes I wish I had opposable thumbs. Then I remember how cute I am and how well I am at getting the pitiful humans to do my bidding, rendering the thumbs pointless.

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62846 Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:09:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62846 And you have a SPAM LINK!
But my spam link is better!

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62845 Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:07:01 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62845 .
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I take up space anyway!
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]]> By: Not Dave http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62844 Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:05:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62844 Who’s Dave? ‘I’ don’t know any Dave….

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62820 Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:23:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62820 You would be correct.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62770 Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:40:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62770 That’s not really the kind of humour that makes me laugh. The sketch is well done, though.
I don’t think any of those guys really suffered. It was mostly faked. The big guy couldn’t have survived the “Hitted Hip” part- his arse isn’t HUGE.
“Old Man Bites Tenderly”- Yep, that’s pretty close to what I was thinking.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62646 Sun, 01 Nov 2009 08:06:55 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62646 Jesus Christ, it’s a lion! Get back in the car!

]]> By: bluejade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62605 Sat, 31 Oct 2009 19:33:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62605 HAH! Did you laugh? I am sadistic enough to laugh myself silly over that one. I love the part where the guy on the right DOESN”T get the bad card, and he casts his eyes upward and begins a prayer of thanks!! Very sincere. Also, the big guy with the nose hairs…. !

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62576 Sat, 31 Oct 2009 11:15:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62576 The gremlins are working overtime on this one. I saw 7 minutes of it, and then the link failed. First time that’s happened to me on YouTube.

]]> By: lexan D http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62463 Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:28:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62463 I have been searching for wisdom most of my life. or at least during the adult part.

]]> By: blueJade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62450 Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:27:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62450 Yes, we take up more space.

]]> By: blueJade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62409 Fri, 30 Oct 2009 04:01:51 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62409 Yeah, right!

]]> By: Steve http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62408 Fri, 30 Oct 2009 04:01:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62408 I think my face is permanently stuck in that position too. That may have had something to do with it…

]]> By: Queen o' sarcasm http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62405 Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:16:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62405 (sarcasm)thank you once again JohnB for your clear and obvious answer!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62393 Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:55:32 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62393 Yes, one loses hair in odd places (such as my legs, which used to be so hairy I was nearly simian in appearance, but now have almost no discernible hair at all) but grows it in very strange places (e.g., I once found a hair fully three inches long that had grown out of the edge of the back of my ear). But there are such things as wisdom and maturity, and if you can keep learning and growing as you age you may well acquire these things, which are invaluable.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62391 Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:51:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62391 I can assure you that middle-age women are far more visible to me now than they were when I was young!

]]> By: bluejade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62379 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:40:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62379 Dayum, the embed fairies aren’t working with me today!! Go to youtube and search “Silent Library Hoost.” ( the kick-boxer Hoost.)
Minute 8 is shining example of gummy goodness.

]]> By: bluejade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62378 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:29:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62378 Oh, and sex gets better, by the way. Which is kind of ironic.

]]> By: bluejade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62377 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:28:18 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62377 I can’t remember… I think it was something about whether or not old people want to be scored on. They do. Old people are just like everybody else, only older. Middle-aged women become invisible, which is ok sometimes, but not all the time.

]]> By: bluejade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62374 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:53:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62374 Sharing is caring…

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62369 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:04:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62369 IMPOSTOR! You’re not even the right shape!

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62368 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:03:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62368 Here’s one they never warned you about at school: chin bristles. The damned things can grow six inches overnight, so even if you think you plucked them the night before, there they are in the morning, bigger and badder and bristlier than before. You cannot get rid of them. Don’t try to get electrolysis, you’ll just annoy them.

]]> By: nick http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62350 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:34:18 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62350 I paid to see this! ;)

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62335 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:05:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62335 Wrong again! I have cat paws.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62332 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:01:00 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62332 So you clicked on bad links long ago, at least ten of them. But you do pretty well with the rod in your mouth.

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62328 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:39:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62328 HAHAHA! I fooled you! I DON’T HAVE FINGERS!

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62327 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:38:03 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62327 He warned you.

]]> By: lexan D http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62273 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:17:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62273 oh joy. something to look foreward to.

I am being a bit sarcastic.
I have fewer years ahead of me than those that are behind me.

But there’s not much choice in that matter and it sure beats the alternative.

]]> By: Cheech http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62262 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:51:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62262 Dave?

Dave’s not here.

]]> By: shadowsplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62248 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:37:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62248 OOOHHHHHH! I like surprises!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62244 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:30:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62244 Thinking and looks can vary greatly from person to person, but the physical decline is unavoidable.

]]> By: lexan D http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62211 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:22:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62211 how old is old?
is it about years, looks, or thinking?

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62209 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:12:55 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62209 Or pass gas

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62207 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:05:55 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62207 Wow, I don’t want to be used as a sandbag just because I was on his lawn!

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62206 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:03:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62206 *Fingers break off*

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62205 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:02:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62205 Ok, but can I still borrow your Gran Torino?

(For those of you that didn’t get it, click on my name. It’s not spam)

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62202 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:57:03 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62202 I think Bluejade was referring to a sexual surprise, but I’ll let her clarify.

Oh, and thanks for sharing John.

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62201 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:53:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62201 Get inout now!

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/28/engrish-handicapped-person/comment-page-1/#comment-62199 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:52:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14504#comment-62199 The funny thing is, your avatar does seem like that of an old creature. Wait, how did you get out of the zoo?

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