Comments on: A special gift for Jim Bob Duggar

By: Dr. Mike

Dr. Mike — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 04:39:14 +0000

Did he start BREATHING heavily, just before he started BREEDING heavily…?

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:40:04 +0000

Here’s a hint – It has catnip in it.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:55:00 +0000

“I have a headache this decade” might be more prudent.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 01:29:40 +0000

Or say, “I have a headache tonight”

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:04:35 +0000

Or possibly the just “crazy” category.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:03:47 +0000

I think he may only be touching one woman, but the problem is he keeps touching her over and over again, and she’s too daft to cross her legs, or tie a knot in it, or just make him sleep in the attic.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:35:04 +0000

No, one of my idiot friends has though!

By: bluejade

bluejade — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:32:55 +0000

Ah, so you did click on the ads! Silly.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:16:34 +0000

His death would have a happy ending.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:58:00 +0000

A couple of ads on this site will send you spam, but nothing harmful.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 07:50:10 +0000

I didn't click, because it's obvy bullsh!t. I doubt that any infected ads would be allowed on here, though. It wouldn't pay to earn your site that kind of reputation!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 03:08:55 +0000

Ah, but what a way to go!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 03:04:47 +0000

I saw what he did there, and ducked!

By: KinkyTom

KinkyTom — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:39:39 +0000

At his weight he’ll probably have a heart attack with all that breeding : P

By: Queen o' sarcasm

Queen o' sarcasm — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:27:04 +0000

because that duck saw what he did there…

By: Queen o' sarcasm

Queen o' sarcasm — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:26:11 +0000

is he being watched by the all-knowing duck?(see failblog)

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:10:57 +0000

Conventional green or black teas are heavy with antioxidants, whether hot or iced, but after a couple of days the healthful compounds have largely degraded. I can’t say I know anything about the organic chemistry of catnip tea.

By: Anna Rexia

Anna Rexia — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 01:34:36 +0000

There are grandchildren now. They’ll soon have their own cult (see also: Phelps/Westboro Baptist Church).

By: eman

eman — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 01:25:02 +0000

I’d say 18 kids already falls into the “reproducing like crazy” category.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 00:14:04 +0000

Plus, we don’t know if his genes are any good. If they’re not, we don’t want him reproducing like crazy.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 00:12:04 +0000

Please offer me some after you’ve brewed some fresh tea. For now, I’ll say, no thanks.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 00:01:34 +0000

He may be breeding heavily, but that doesn’t mean he’s not using protection. In fact, if “heavily” here means doing it a lot, I sure hope he IS using protection. We don’t need more than the 7 billion we’ve already got!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 21:48:23 +0000

*sigh* Here we are, faffing on all the time about Using Protection, but does anyone listen, noooooo, these twerps just keep Doing It without putting their tinfoil hats on first…

By: karin

karin — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 19:04:10 +0000

hahaha jim bob duggar!! god! that family makes me sick!

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 18:38:57 +0000

If you click on the ad, I’m pretty sure you won’t be feeling lucky anymore!

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 18:36:34 +0000

(It might be cold now, I made it a couple of days ago!)

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 18:35:52 +0000

Would you care for some catnip tea? It was made in my Multiply Function Pot.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 16:39:02 +0000

He must be a heavily breeder because he uses the Multiply Function Pot.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 16:04:29 +0000

Maybe he is a mouth-breeder; you know, like a tilapia. They certainly have a high reproductive rate.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 13:32:39 +0000

Any way you look at it, he’s a BIG f*cker!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 13:25:32 +0000

And….I see I’m the 999.999 visitor- for the last 2 nights? Lucky me!

By: LaEscopeta

LaEscopeta — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 13:24:09 +0000

What are they trying to say?
“He is breathing heavily”?
“He is bleeding heavy”?
Something else?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 13:23:01 +0000

So he’s the one to blame for all the overweight people?

By: Jake

Jake — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 12:36:28 +0000

Well… Sounds like a sensible thing to do…

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 12:04:15 +0000

He is touching too many women with his noodly appendage!