With A*s
I will go out on a fine day.
It may be generated that
something is good.
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XD hahahahaha, oh, nearly forgot! FIRST!
More a$$ than cla$$. It generated that something is LAME!
I hope Paws gets here soon.
It’s a cute little @ss, it needs one of those little cupcakes!
Somebody will soon fill this page with Wiki, way to go, noob.
Good observation.
It is sometimes stated that the ‘mean’ means average. This is incorrect if “mean” is taken in the specific sense of “arithmetic mean” as there are different types of averages: the mean, median, and mode. Other simple statistical analyses use measures of spread, such as range, interquartile range, or standard deviation. For a real-valued random variable X, the mean is the expectation of X. Note that not every probability distribution has a defined mean (or variance); see the Cauchy distribution for an example.
For a data set, the mean is the sum of the observations divided by the number of observations. The mean of a set of numbers x1, x2, …, xn is typically denoted by \bar{x}, pronounced “x bar”. The mean is often quoted along with the standard deviation: the mean describes the central location of the data, and the standard deviation describes the spread.
An alternative measure of dispersion is the mean deviation, equivalent to the average absolute deviation from the mean. It is less sensitive to outliers, but less mathematically tractable.
I’m not mathematically tractable, either. Just plain mean!
Sorry, Marv i have to do this
New York (pronounced /nuː ˈjɔrk/ (Speaker Icon.svg listen)) is a state in the Mid-Atlantic and Northeastern regions of the United States and is the nation’s third most populous. The state is bordered by New Jersey and Pennsylvania to the south, and Connecticut, Massachusetts and Vermont to the east. The state has a maritime border with Rhode Island east of Long Island, as well as an international border with the Canadian provinces of Ontario to the west, and Quebec to the north. New York is often referred to as New York State to distinguish it from New York City.
My a*s looks exactly like that.
8o oh my….
It may be generated that whenever you are with some fine ass on a fine day everything is good.
Where can I pick up one of those generators?
Ass, gas, grass.
Nobody rides for free.
Pass?
class?
morass?
Is the grass smiling at you ?becaus if it is than we cannot help you!
After spending a long time here at Engrishfunny, I have developed a highly advanced understanding of Engrish.
I am now able to get the true meaning of the Engrish expression, and translate it into more readable English. On this, I now consider myself an expert.
Given this, I can now, without a doubt, translate the meaning of this Engrish to its final significance. You all can consider this the correct, expert translation.
So, without further ado, here it is:
“@ss is good!”
What is it for?
For generating fine asses, apparently. In the old days, you needed a jack-ass and a jill-ass and a gestation of about 11 months – it’s amazing what technology can do these days.
Idiots, Ass means donkey, but most people refer it as ones hindquarters.
Really, look it up. Not on the internet, god knows how much further your mind will deteriorate. And if you need proof RIGHT this second then JUST LOOK AT THE PICTURE!!!
Thus forth meaning there is no Engrish to be had here.
Eh, actually, “with” ass does not sound quite right… But you are all referring ‘ass’ as butt, so still.
So, if an intelligent person is told by someone, “I’m going to kick your ass,” the genius then goes to protect his donkey.
No, because if he IS a genius he will know which one of the “asses” he is talking about.
And even an idiot knows that the majority of English speakers use this word primarily to refer to something OTHER than a donkey. That is precisely what makes this Engrish, because it was obviously written by a person who did not know English idioms well. And I doubt that there are many English speakers who are not aware that the word CAN mean donkey. It just happens that most people speaking English in 2009 rarely encounter donkeys, but often encounter asses. So before you go calling people who are having fun with the post here “idiots,” be careful that you are not living in a glass house as you throw your stones.
You just provided another example that supports JohnB’s point, although I doubt that was your intent.
I love it when people argue against me and prove my point!
Yeah…that’s just about the best kind of argument one can have.
Which is why we are having it
You may be having it, but I’m not having it.
In Russia, ass kicks you!
Actually, I suspect that anywhere in the world, a human had better not get into a kicking contest with an ass.
If memory serves, there is such a thing as a piece of ass, and it doesn’t mean butt.
asscakes?
This isn’t Engrish, this is just caused because all you stupid Americans think that “ass” means “butt”, but actually, it’s “arse”. Stop slaughtering the English language and grow a brain, stupid Americans.
Could I just point out that this person is not with me?
Maybe the toilet shark should pay a visit some dark night…
Hey, I may be a toilet shark, but there is some sh!t I refuse to go near – Carcharodon lavatoria has standards too, you know.
You know… some night there is a power-outage… a mysterious splashing in the bowl… a quick nip on the butt cheeks… !!
But then toilet shark will be left with a bitter taste in the mouth.
Have you ever heard of a ‘slang’ word?
Ever heard of regional dialects?
Yes, but in this instance he/she is calling us stupid for OUR dialect. So I think that he/she deserves a retort.
Eh, sorry to interrupt whatever train of thought you have going on there, as unique as it may be, but I was agreeing with you. “Arse” is no more correct than “ass,” than “behaviour” is more correct than “behavior.”
I was stating in my first comment that it could be said different ways, and that calling people stupid just because of their dialect isn’t right.
And, once again, I was AGREEING with you. I know the British have this quaint notion that because the language was invented there, they ought to know what is correct, but I think their brains are addled from too much kidney pie. But in this case the complainant was Australian, and therefore has no more claim to be the inventor of English than do we Yanks, so I suspect an overdose of Vegemite.
Could be an overdose on that new stuff, the stuff that was called “iSnack 2.0″ for about three days before apparently 97% of the Australian population emailed them saying “That is such a crappy name”, because it’s TOXIC WASTE.
AND AGAIN, I WAS AGREEING WITH YOU AGREEING WITH ME!
Restating your point in different words impllies you think the reader did not understand your meaning the first time. So you may have agreed, but you didn’t sound like you agreed.
I don’t; there is no such thing as an under-dose of Vegemite!
And of course, if this person was truly getting on his/her high horse (high ass?) about dialect, s/he would’ve used “bum” rather than “butt” because, ZOMG, “butt” is a Merkin dialect word!
Or, you could learn the American dialect of English, and American slang, while your at it.
The dreadful thing is that we have so much Merkin content on the teev that the younger generations understand Merkin English as well as their native dialect. Some of them even speak it frighteningly fluently. Cultural imperialism on the move; why you don’t just invade us and turn us into your 51st state and get it over with, I don’t know…
You really don’t want that! Wait, do you have any oil? Or drugs?
Is your government running deep into insolvency? That seems to be the latest requirement for states in the US.
Well, we’ve got oil, our goverment is insolvent, and we can grow or make drugs.
What about my at it?
I think I will just twist sideways to get mine massaged.
Don’t forget that you have to cross your legs first before you twist to the side.
I often get compliments regarding my donkey.
My, what a fine donkey you have there!
Indeed!
Thank you. I work hard to maintain it this way.
And it shows!
I’m not sure if my ass or my “ass” will generate anything good on this fine day!)
Well, if your ass is generating something good, you must be the goose that lays the golden egg.
I had thought that the goose was replaced by the hot/gold machine.
In any case it would have better hygiene.
Nothing could be farter from the truth.
Nothing could also be the truth.
Okay anyone with the argument consisting of “everyone here is so dumb because we’re on the internet, ass means donkey, blah blah blah” SHUT up. This IS Engrish no matter what because the phrases “With DONKEY I will go out on a fine day. It may be generated that something is good.” do not make sense in proper English when translated as such. Therefore, Engrish. Get the sticks out of your ASSES/DONKEYS. End.
The trolls always find a cause for complaint. We ignore them or make fun of them, depending on our mood.
Ass actually also means donkey so I don’t really see why this is so funny. If you don’t believe me read the bible, ass is one if the words!