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Tittie Red Hood
A cute girl was walking in the forest. A wolf took to her. “Hi. Where are you going?” “To my grandmother’s house!” she said. The wolf said smiling “Take care !”
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Submitted by: Adam via Engrish Funny Submissions
Found at the store in the Japan Pavilion at EPCOT in Disney World.
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Red doesn’t keep all her goodies in the basket, then?
She was supposed to bring goodies from the brasserie, not from the brassiere.
Wardrobe malfunction WIN!
That bird on the left is getting a real good look at her “Goodies”
That bird could be a blue-tit.
Is it winter, then?
Well, there’s certainly a cold front on the way.
That’s clever! You don’t see the word “brasserie” here (or anywhere else) very often.
I had always assumed that Red Riding Hood was too young for either brassieres or brasseries.
Short tale.
Wasn’t that a Tex Avery cartoon?
Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood, you sure are looking good!
You’re everything that a big, bad wolf could want. But lucky for you, I’m a good wolf! So take care!
Are you a small good wolf?
So how did the story go? What happened after the wolf took to her?
Woman of red made great happy with her ancient mother!
I think that after the wolf took to her, she did him a big “favor” that left him happy and made him let her go and say “take care.”
omg second shortest story ever…
Will the wolf be waiting in bed for her once she gets to her grandma’s house?
Oh yes^^ and he is a baaaaad wolf XD
And she’s a cute girl.
ROFLMAO!!!
Wait till they get to the “Oh, Granny, what a big ….. you have” part of the story.
LOL. What if he actually has a small one.
that´s why he´s so bad XD He hates his little *beep*
So then he acts like a big bad wolf to over-compensate for his deficiency?
Wait, this isn’t Hawtness?
Considering what seems to be lacking under her bodice in the picture, pray how did she garner such a nickname?
Don’t judge a book by its cover.
well if it starts to get more chilly on the way to grandmas house……..
Tight bodice.
Remember Little John in Robin Hood?
i mean girl…
Little Debbie’s the one!
ahhhh….?
…chooo….?
Meowth bless you.
Man Petting a Squirrel
Please stop that! Everybody has seen this video by now!
Unfortunately.
Everybody but me! I haven’t clicked on it.
I’m just assuming that he gets bitten, he screams, and the person holding the camera starts laughing.
No, unfortunately. It’s a lot less interesting than that.
Well, boys and girls, wasn’t that a fun story? What a silly old wolf, forgetting to Use Protection! Join us again tomorrow here at “Tiny Tots Tale Time”, where we’ll start a wonderful new story book, called “Lady Chatterly’s Lover”. Some of the pictures are just super!
At least it says the wolf “took to her” and not “took her.”
Wolves don´t have Tentacles, right? PLS no!! XD
Ha! My friend took this photo! This was found, (believe it or not) at Walt Disney World. It was in the Japanese department store in Epcot. They even had stickers with the same design (but not the wording, unfortunately).
It’s a happy ending.