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Money isn’t a problem? Or Money IS the problem? This Engrish is less Engrish, it’s just a grammar problem.
… Which is the very definition of Engrish…
It’s weird how many people don’t dig that, isn’t it?
Yes, get the guy a shovel!
*Gets a shovel and hits Meowth in the head with it*
I jump out of the way while you fail to dig with a shovel.
*uses bubble beam on Meowth*
*Uses Payday*
Payday candy bar?
I’ll take it!
That will be 5 Troll bucks please.
No, I said I’ll take it! Let’s have a Pokémon Battle! Winner gets candy!
I am just pointing out that it is not strong Engrish. Minus the S, move the apostrophe, and it is not Engrish.
You’re adapting nicely. You are attempting to rearrange what you see on the screen to make sense, although in reality it doesn’t.
Denial that it doesn’t make sense is the first stage. Addiction to that really weird feeling you get when you read something so bizarre that you simply can’t wrap your head around comes next.
Some of us have become jaded and require stronger and stronger engrish to get that jolt.
When it ALL starts making sense, you are proficient in engrish.
Huh? You lost me after ‘You.’
Read it reflected in a mirror.
It’s also about misspelling and in appropriate word use…
I like out appropriate word use, too!
In appropriate word use here, “inappropriate” would have been appropriate.
When is inappropriate not appropriate?
When someone appropriates your favorite inn.
That happened often during the Spanish Inn Quisition.
No-one expects the innish acquisition!
Well, quisition can also be found in a shack.
Shack quisition?
Our chief weapon is supplies!
I think that when someone has so much money they don’t know what to do with, they purchase extra letters to go on their t-shirts.
A poor person would have printed instead, “Money Problem”
George has $18 and he spends $7.50. How much change does he get back? (Irrelevant, you say? Not at all! It’s a money problem.)
When you’re buying cheap clothing with poor spelling on it, I’m sure money isn’t going to be a big problem for you.
As far as I know, “poor” only has one spelling.
Not ssince I hocked the precioussssssss…..
So money has no problem?
Seems to me it does. It’s always running out on me!
That’s because you need to listen to her feelings! It’s shocking she hasn’t come after you with a shotgun yet. =T
Well, that would be a switch. Instead of getting money through armed robbery with a shotgun, the money would be getting the shotgun. And why do you think of money as a “she”?
I thought you meant that it ran out on you when you were dating it!………Unless it was a…..he……………..ew.
The fact that money is sometimes called “Buck”* didn’t give you a clue here?
*Not a ref. to BuckInARut.
I posses nothing. I have problems. Moneys possesses everything. Moneys possesses no problems.
Wtf ? Now I feel like ShadowSplicer. You lost me. Is this a logic puzzle?
I actually understand! If you have money, you can buy things you need, and then your problems go away!
As Steven Wright said: You can’t have everything- where would you put it? Sometimes you just end up with a new set of problems.
I don’tt have problems problems!!1! Wwwhy does evrybody thinks that i have prob!ems!!!! BECAUSE I DDONT’!
Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.
Water in where?
That is a typical American attitude, that if we just had enough money, all our problems would go away. I’m in a position to know that’s a complete crock. I’ve known very wealthy people who are quite miserable, and very poor people who were happy as a lark.
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When you’re buying cheap clothing with poor spelling on it, I’m sure money isn’t going to be a big problem for you. cyprus car
Like I said, spammers that copy what someone else said in an effort to simulate a conversation is becoming the next new ploy.
I think I may have clicked on that accidentally whilst using firefox. Immediately a pop-up occurred and said the site was under attack, and that the attacker was after personal info like addresses. Firefox offered to take me out of the site pronto, which I accepted.
If the mods are so on it, way can’t they pay attention to this kind of stuff?
Not to mention the annoying lame videos. What are they after, I wonder?
If I were you, I’d do a full antivirus, adware, and spyware scan pronto. Just recently while surfing I clicked on the wrong link, and in no time at all my computer was acting very strangely. I had to shut it down and did a system restore, which worked. As for what they’re after, some of them, of course, have commercial motives, but some just want to mess up computers.
I hate it when stupid people make stupid viruses, and wreck people’s computers! I had to remove a virus from a friend’s computer because of a popup window! ARGGGG!!! Stupid interweb pirates!
This is a mac, and I did immediately upgrade my firefox. This thing usually takes care of itself. I think I will keep this old operating system as long as possible. It’s a digital backwater of no interest to anyone.
Which old OS? OS9 was good, but there’s so much great new stuff it won’t run.
OSX seems pretty safe so far, and Apple keeps updating the security when possible gaps are found.
Not to say there’s no OSX malware out there, but I know I’ve visited several sites that obviously contain malware and nothing really bad has happened in 18 months. The worst one locked up Safari, but a force-quit and re-launch fixed that.
OS 10.4. Safari has been a bit of a dweeb lately, I think it has become patch-heavy since the Conflicker thing. I used to use it for everything, but I find myself getting annoyed and going to firefox. Firefox is now a better ride.
If you haven’t, do some digging on Conflicker… there is absolutely no controlling it. There is concern there is a real sh!tstorm on the horizon.
Supposedly SnowLeopard has security built in equivalent to any PC, but frankly, Scarlett, that doesn’t make a damn bit of difference either…
I have mostly the same experience with malware, one or two freakers.
Call me paranoid, but I shut these babies down, no power, when I’m not using them.
The cat is a serious hazard. She cost me a logic board.
I hadn’t heard of Conflicker, and from the small amount I can find about it affecting Macs, I don’t think it’s going to bother us. The consensus seems to be that it could only affect any Microsoft software you run.
The cat would be a much greater hazard. Having cleaned out the dust that the cooling fans manage to draw into computers, I wouldn’t want an animal shedding hair near my Mac!
When you have money and money and money it becomes moneys’s
Yes. I was wondering if the message is that there’s no problem if you have more than one money. Whatever that means.
I think it means something that belongs to more than one money:
One money = Money.
Two or more monies = Moneys(?).
Possessive for whatever belongs to Moneys = Moneys’s(?!).
So moneys possess no problem?
The US dollar isn’t one of those moneys, then.
Unless it is Arthur Dent. If he can possess Tea and No Tea simultaneously, why can’t Moneys possess Problem and No Problem?
If moneys’s no problem, then this person needs to sack one of the butlers and hire a shirt proofreader. Come on, there are plenty of arts graduates out there who need a job, do you bit to combat the G.F.C., hire a clothing editor today!
Money is not a problem. Brain damage IS.
That’s probably what the back of this T-shirt says!
And all the money in the world won’t fix THAT problem.
BARRRRRIANAANNNNN DAMMMMAMAMAMAAAGE!
But spelling probably is