Comments on: Novelty calculators are so 80′s http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:29:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-61966 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:29:17 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-61966 You should then get them retightened!

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-61843 Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:08:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-61843 Orange you glad I didn’t say “Banana?”

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-61687 Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:33:17 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-61687 You’re RELATED to him?! I’m so sorry!

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-61499 Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:30:03 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-61499 Gotta be sure you dump out the HOT coffee before using it as a hat! XI

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-61498 Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:29:25 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-61498 Let’s just hope the father decides to stick around.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-61459 Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:36:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-61459 You didn’t buy cheap tinfoil hats made by nuns, did you? They tend to be unreliable, since the Vatican frowns on “protection”.

]]> By: meh http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-61382 Sun, 25 Oct 2009 21:22:33 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-61382 I like the 1250ml part

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-61367 Sun, 25 Oct 2009 17:12:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-61367 Hats can tear. I think at that point they loose their magical powers.

]]> By: bluejade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-61362 Sun, 25 Oct 2009 16:52:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-61362 Never mind, they will be cute, and you will somehow learn to love them. Or you could take them to the pet store.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-61317 Sun, 25 Oct 2009 06:08:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-61317 Depends on where you put the hats…

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-61313 Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:42:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-61313 But… but… but both of us were wearing our tinfoil hats! How could this POSSIBLY have happened?

]]> By: Billy Mays http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-61170 Sat, 24 Oct 2009 00:06:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-61170 HEY!IT’S BILLY MAYS COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE MULTIPLY FUNCTION POT!!YOU CAN US IT IN MULTIPLE WAYS LIKE A CALCULATOR YOU MAY NOT SEE IT BUT IT’S AT THE BOTTOM AND IT’S A COFEE POT AND IT’S A HAT!!

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-61078 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:41:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-61078 Maybe Dr. Handle wasn’t wearing her rubber suit at that time.

]]> By: bluejade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-61053 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:45:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-61053 Hmm, mutliply functions, smoke pot… I wonder if it would multiply the effects of the pot… it only goes up to 1250ml. Nah, it’s probably a rip-off!

]]> By: blueJade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-61052 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:40:15 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-61052 Well, the MRI indicates an unusual hybrid between water-dragons and a motorcycle; who else would they belong to?

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-61042 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:22:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-61042 Maybe it comes with an attachment so you can use it to smoke pot.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-61014 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 03:47:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-61014 WHAT???? Are you sure they’re mine?

]]> By: General Lord Saber of the Ongoing Joke http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-61000 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:15:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-61000 Bob is being Random!Bob… That’s how it relates…

]]> By: em http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-60997 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:24:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-60997 pot(x) = ax

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-60995 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:09:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-60995 Dr. Handle, your test results are back.

You are pregnant!

Sit down, catch your breath. Ok, are you ready, THEY’RE TWINS!

Please Dr Handle, calm down, why are you destroying the coffee pot.

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-60983 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 00:04:17 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-60983 Can someone explain to me how the squirrel relates to the multiply function pot?

]]> By: Uncle Malcom http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-60980 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:59:55 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-60980 Is this the same person that had the problem with jazz? I hope the squirrel whirls around and bites the crap out of him.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-60971 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:51:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-60971 Dreadful Pun Hell fairy pans your pun.

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-60966 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:45:11 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-60966 I do my division on the mandolin.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-60965 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:44:45 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-60965 Oh great, the neighbourhood goats will never speak to me again after I turn him loose with two cups of that inside him…

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-60963 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:43:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-60963 Just brew the hubby a pot of horny goat weed tea.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-60958 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:38:17 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-60958 Never heard of brewing it into tea, I think it’d taste pretty dreadful. Cook it into chokky bikkies instead.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-60957 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:36:11 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-60957 KEEP THAT DAMNED POT AWAY FROM ME!

]]> By: Bob http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-60947 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:10:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-60947

]]> By: KinkyTom http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-60932 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:26:25 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-60932 or F*ck a bullfrog

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-60923 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:57:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-60923 You use this pot to indicate the multiply function in equations. You know, for when you run out of asterisks. The hisko is only so big…

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-60922 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:55:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-60922 Then stay away from the dividing pan!

]]> By: The Exaggerator http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-60914 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:19:33 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-60914 Is it, perhaps, some class of a French-press coffee or tea pot (useful if you were making a large pitcher of iced tea, shall we say)?

]]> By: bluejade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-60910 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:58:03 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-60910 I get the impression that this pot is special. May be worth a try!

]]> By: Sorcerer Of Rhiannon http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-60909 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:27:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-60909 No way. I could never do multiplication when on pot.

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-60908 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:25:18 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-60908 Don’t you get it? This pot helps with infertility problems. My sister-in-law couldn’t have kids. Thanks to the Multiply Function Pot, she now has four.

]]> By: Madness http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-60900 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:42:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-60900 Cook up some broken eggs?

]]> By: Betty http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-60899 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:34:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-60899 It’s a teapot with a bunch of additions. Well worth it!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-60891 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:14:00 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-60891 My coffee pot could not be said to multiply functions, since without it my functional level would be zero.

]]> By: bluejade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-60889 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:10:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-60889 Is it a teapot with more than one function? Or a brew of pot that allows me to carry on multiple functions?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/22/engrish-multiply-pot/comment-page-1/#comment-60888 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:09:45 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14358#comment-60888 And do we have a pan for dividing?

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