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Tokyo Sushi Buffer
Grand Opening
Stone crab, snow crab, oyster, clam, blue crab, sushi, sashimi, hahachi, bbq rib, mussels, shrimp, new york steak, lamb chop…and more
Ice cream, salad
(Hibachi is availbe)
Take out available
We do party
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Umm… obviously my English isn’t good enough, ’cause I don’t get the fun here?
Me either M…
err, one letter wrong in the whole poster? Or did I fall and hit my head on the funny?
No, one letter wrong, that’s it.
But in context with the rest of the poster, sushi buffer is kinda funny, cause with all the steaks, ribs, lamb chops and ice cream, it does sound like there is some sort of buffer between you and the sushi.
But if there really is a sushi buffer, this wouldn’t be engrish at all would it?
It’s just sad that who ever mods this blog is so hungry for clicks that they put up everything that makes the slacked jawed-yokels guffaw.
I mean exactly how many times does crap soup or fu-kin need to be posted anyway? Same joke, over and over.
I don’t get it at all!
Me either!
Really can’t see what’s wrong with this, other than one letter being wrong – Can’t see the connection with the title!
the only thing i see that’s wrong says we do party.otherwise nothing strange here!
But… we DO party! Nothing wrong with that!
But if y’all are partying while you’re cooking, I’m not so sure I want to eat what you cook!
AND YOU SHOULD REMEMBER THAT PARTYING ALSO CONTRIBUTED TO MY DEATH!!!
Because some drunk guy pissed on you? oO
someones using their UPPER CASE voice again!
OF COURSE, I DID THIS WHEN I WAS ALIVE, TOO, BUT NOW WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A DEAD GUY? THAT I SHOULD WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS IN YOUR EAR?
ya thanks….
I agree with the above, I cannot see anything funny.
How did this manage to get onto the front page?
glad it’s not just me then,
the title makes no sense to me either and I can’t see anything wrong with the pic
I suspect “force field”= “buffer”. The sushi is protected by a buffer. Geddit?
sorry but no I don’t. I get that it’s clearly a typo, but where the heck a force field comes into it is still beyond me.
But hey, some clearly think it’s funny, I’ll just leave them to it on this one I guess.
Doen’t anybody see it says buffeR in stead of a buffeT?
Is this just because they call themselves “Buffer” and you think it out to be “buffet”?
Buffer = force field. Get it?
Um, no. No it doesn’t.
In her world, it does!
But she is in my world now!
World 8? The one where you have to beat Bowser?
Yeah, sure. I take that one, too.
Don’t take it! It has a MAJOR copyright. That would be considered stealing.
It’s what I do.
This is from Florida. Maybe it’s at one of the Retirement villages where the Old Buffers live.
Buffer = force field may be a bit too farfetched, then, don’t you think? Especially since there are meanings for buffer that _may_ fit the context which somehow lets that mistake seem even less spectacular as it obviously is.
Are you people really dense to think that the word “buffer” wasn’t meant to be “buffet”? I goes on to say it’s an all you can eat restaurant, as most buffets are.
I’d prefer a buffer between me and sushi at all times anyway.
Not a fan of the raw fish? What is it about uncooked flesh that you find so unappealing?
Besides the millions of live bacteria that abound in any uncooked flesh, not to mention the potential for deadly toxins in some varieties of sushi, I have an aversion to eating squishy, slimy things.
But toilet shark tastes good raw! Not that I have ever, um, tasted her or anything! *Whistles*
No one who has actually tried sushi would say this.
Ugh, I would.
Yeah, but this isn’t typofunny.com
Maybe not, but plenty of people voted for it. Some of my fellow fans here don’t seem to understand how that works …
No one says that “buffer” wasn’t meant to be “buffet”, Janet. I just say it’s neither spectacular nor funny. A good counterquestion would be, whether the connection to “force field” is “dense” or not. The only “force field” I can sense here is the one which tries to jail a joke in such an irrelevant typo, “by force”, if you might say so.
I think sometimes they just do the best with what they’re given. Sometimes it does seem like they’re reaching, but they have to work with what gets voted to the front page. At least that’s what I understand.
Whether we are commenters or captioners, we would gladly work with better material if it were posted, and you can tell the really good ones because in no time at all there are forty comments. But we aficionados of Engrish will work with what we’ve got, and we can be a resourceful lot.
Of course, I’d just add two more comments to that list.
No Janet, I don’t think they are dense.
I just think that the volume of unfunny, uninteresting, non-Engrish posts has finally reached critical mass.
Well, then, your obvious course is to seal yourself in your fallout shelter, live on canned food, and cut off all contact with the radioactive world above. Bye.
This one looks fine to me, too!
At least they didn’t say “crap”
It’s just a typo, not a misunderstanding of the English language. The letters ‘r’ and ‘t’ are right next to each other on a keyboard, so this is a mistake anyone could make.
But not a mistake anyone would miss, assuming that anyone putting out a menu proof-reads it first. Not to mention the humorous twist added at the end with, “We do party,” which is absolutely classic Engrish. But as I’ve said a zillion times, I don’t know why people feel compelled to take this site so seriously. If you don’t find something funny, move on to something you do, and let the rest of us have fun.
Some of us just higher standards, and voice our opinions about a blog that used to be really funny but has sadly dropped in quality recently.
If we don’t voice our opinions, how do they know anything is wrong?
Besides, a lot of the ‘funny’ I see in the comments lately really boils down to racist BS anyway….
When you hire standards, what do you ask them in the interview?
Now you’re just being catty!
Is there anything else to be?
There you go again, only instead of “look at what the funny monkey people do,” now it’s “racist BS.” As I’ve pointed out, it’s so much easier to be a critic than to be funny. If you are sitting on a stash of great Engrish pictures, please, by all means, feel free to post them! If you have “higher standards,” then by all means give us a high-quality humorous comment, and show us how superior your humor is to that of us trailer-park racist idiots laughing at what the funny monkey people do. But adding repetitive, whining complaints that insult those of us who are trying to have a few laughs does nothing to improve the quality of this blog, and in fact just drags it down.
its just a letter mistake and that’s it? what funny? the title doesn’t even make sense. and somebody trying so hard to explain it here, i bet he isn’t a bit laughing too. fun? i guess you don’t find it fun too, you arguing here
Oh, look! I’ve found some Engrish! Everyone comment on Sambo’s post! I guess he or she did not like the given funny, so he or she substituted some new Engrish for us!
Yes, we certainly appreciate your adding some prime Engrish here. I suggest you to take a trip to the Capitol, where you can purchase some badly needed letters.
And, BTW, if I wasn’t having fun, I wouldn’t be here, and wouldn’t be commenting on this item.
And neither would I.
I would!
Yeah, but you still haven’t shed all of your old troll tendencies. Keep working on it, though, and you will be free!
What troll tendencies? I have been trying to get rid of them!
And you are doing a good job! Just a little bit more and you will fully be one of us!
This is one where I just don’t geddit, I’m afraid. No matter! With a simple click of the mouse, we simply leave it for anyone who may find it funny, and move on…
See? Simple social graces.
I think they do party too much!
a restaurant clearly run by sushi lovers, who just don’t care about anything but the sushi. yum!
No matter what you guys say, they can’t be boring (see bottom of poster) “THEY DO PARTY!” haha……
The buffer energizes the force field when the customer waddles back for his 5th overflowing plate while his mouth is still full. We had an excellent small buffet close within 3 months of opening after being discovered by a 250 lb mom who would also take her adult 450 lb son for lunch, daily.
buffer – is generally a safe zone
buffer zone: a neutral zone between two rival powers that is created in order to diminish the danger of conflict
not quite the same as a buffet
This one was bad.