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		<title>By: MacFall</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-75179</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[MacFall]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 19:03:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I appreciate it. It allows me to view this site from work.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I appreciate it. It allows me to view this site from work.</p>
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		<title>By: Just Visiting</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-66256</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Just Visiting]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:17:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It doesn&#039;t do a hell of a lot for me, either...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It doesn&#8217;t do a hell of a lot for me, either&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: paws4thot</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-61977</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[paws4thot]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:45:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#039;s far worse; Bilbo&#039;s journey to the Grey Havens being shot in real time for example!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s far worse; Bilbo&#8217;s journey to the Grey Havens being shot in real time for example!</p>
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		<title>By: Meowth</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-61971</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meowth]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:35:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Interesting. I know how to perceive time as slow or fast depending on the situation. Maybe it is just a cat thing...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Interesting. I know how to perceive time as slow or fast depending on the situation. Maybe it is just a cat thing&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Mark. Gooley</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-61909</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mark. Gooley]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:08:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What with the rain and the poor soil here in north Florida, I can take a leak on the grass and not usually see any damage.  Then again, I tend to stay hydrated and I&#039;m probably not producing very concentrated urine anyway.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What with the rain and the poor soil here in north Florida, I can take a leak on the grass and not usually see any damage.  Then again, I tend to stay hydrated and I&#8217;m probably not producing very concentrated urine anyway.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-61316</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 06:07:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#039;s very little research on our sense of the rate of time passing, but it is universally observed that as we get older, time seems to go faster.  I used to think that our perception of time passing was a linear function, that at age 40 time seems to be going twice as fast as it was when we were 20; in recent years, I&#039;ve become convinced it&#039;s an exponential function, so that at age 40 time passes four times as fast as it did when we were 20.  Of course, the upside is that I never have any time any more to be bored!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s very little research on our sense of the rate of time passing, but it is universally observed that as we get older, time seems to go faster.  I used to think that our perception of time passing was a linear function, that at age 40 time seems to be going twice as fast as it was when we were 20; in recent years, I&#8217;ve become convinced it&#8217;s an exponential function, so that at age 40 time passes four times as fast as it did when we were 20.  Of course, the upside is that I never have any time any more to be bored!</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-61314</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:53:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After reading the book many times, and seeing the films several times, I find that I still just want to slap Arwen - all that mooching about being forlorn and tearful and dramatic...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After reading the book many times, and seeing the films several times, I find that I still just want to slap Arwen &#8211; all that mooching about being forlorn and tearful and dramatic&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Hank</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-61198</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hank]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 06:39:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;Piss make me like this.  Piss make me die.&quot;

Pure.  Epic.  That right there is going on my tombstone.  And just because it&#039;s funny - no, I&#039;m not into water sports, thanks.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Piss make me like this.  Piss make me die.&#8221;</p>
<p>Pure.  Epic.  That right there is going on my tombstone.  And just because it&#8217;s funny &#8211; no, I&#8217;m not into water sports, thanks.</p>
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		<title>By: Lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose/ also the CEO of TrollsOnTrial; We make you the FIRST one in court!</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-61174</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose/ also the CEO of TrollsOnTrial; We make you the FIRST one in court!]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 00:48:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Win...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Win&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-61006</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 03:14:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My dog&#039;s urine does not cause problems in my yard or anywhere else on walks and is the same urea that is used in organic lawn fertilizer. Garden fertilizers have minerals and mineral salts. Dark, dense foliage is an indicator that the soil is over treated and almost toxic. Any more nutrient, heat, or drought will stress or kill the plant and then they blame the pets. 
 I have a scooper rake to pick up after my dog and it holds it until I can find proper facilities. I don&#039;t have to carry a bag or bend over to clean up after him. I have a leaf pile in the back yard and usually bury it there. Squirrels immediately recognize that the pile has been disturbed and dig to find what has been buried there. I can hear them swearing at me while I&#039;m in the house.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My dog&#8217;s urine does not cause problems in my yard or anywhere else on walks and is the same urea that is used in organic lawn fertilizer. Garden fertilizers have minerals and mineral salts. Dark, dense foliage is an indicator that the soil is over treated and almost toxic. Any more nutrient, heat, or drought will stress or kill the plant and then they blame the pets.<br />
 I have a scooper rake to pick up after my dog and it holds it until I can find proper facilities. I don&#8217;t have to carry a bag or bend over to clean up after him. I have a leaf pile in the back yard and usually bury it there. Squirrels immediately recognize that the pile has been disturbed and dig to find what has been buried there. I can hear them swearing at me while I&#8217;m in the house.</p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-61005</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:55:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi. just clarifying the comments above. Search engine spiders can&#039;t or don&#039;t OCR the text found in pictures, only the plain HTML text. This is also why filtered spam text is misspelled  or attached in a graphic image. This site is computer moderated by a text filter and read by a web deity somewhere for content. We have fun with domestic and foreign euphemisms and finding the limits of immoderation.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi. just clarifying the comments above. Search engine spiders can&#8217;t or don&#8217;t OCR the text found in pictures, only the plain HTML text. This is also why filtered spam text is misspelled  or attached in a graphic image. This site is computer moderated by a text filter and read by a web deity somewhere for content. We have fun with domestic and foreign euphemisms and finding the limits of immoderation.</p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-61003</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:42:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You should see the dirty looks my poodle gives me if I use the bush he was targeting first.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You should see the dirty looks my poodle gives me if I use the bush he was targeting first.</p>
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		<title>By: la conejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60990</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[la conejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 00:44:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know, I am not going to defend Spanish speakers for not cleaning up after pets. But let me just say that many of them don&#039;t know that it&#039;s mandatory to clean up after them. Mainly because in their countries of origins this rule doesn&#039;t exist and there isn&#039;t someone to explain to them that this is how things work here in the US. 

It might actually be a good idea to have a sign in Spanish that explains this to them.  If it works, you might not have to move.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, I am not going to defend Spanish speakers for not cleaning up after pets. But let me just say that many of them don&#8217;t know that it&#8217;s mandatory to clean up after them. Mainly because in their countries of origins this rule doesn&#8217;t exist and there isn&#8217;t someone to explain to them that this is how things work here in the US. </p>
<p>It might actually be a good idea to have a sign in Spanish that explains this to them.  If it works, you might not have to move.</p>
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		<title>By: dukethepcdr</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60976</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dukethepcdr]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:12:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My apartment complex needs signs like this only with Spanish at the top instead of Korean.  Maybe then they would understand the rules about cleaning up after your pets and about not letting them do their business all over the landscaping.  They let their dogs pee and poop all over the place.  Makes me seriously consider moving to a place that doesn&#039;t allow pets.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My apartment complex needs signs like this only with Spanish at the top instead of Korean.  Maybe then they would understand the rules about cleaning up after your pets and about not letting them do their business all over the landscaping.  They let their dogs pee and poop all over the place.  Makes me seriously consider moving to a place that doesn&#8217;t allow pets.</p>
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		<title>By: Bob</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60953</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bob]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:18:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo5SM7mGifU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="text-align:center; display: block;"><a href="http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/"><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/mo5SM7mGifU/2.jpg" alt="" /></a></span></p>
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		<title>By: Meowth</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60920</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meowth]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:49:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Better to recycle it than throw it away!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Better to recycle it than throw it away!</p>
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		<title>By: Meowth</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60919</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meowth]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:48:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That is why you should always take the time to slow time down.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That is why you should always take the time to slow time down.</p>
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		<title>By: none</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60854</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[none]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 10:07:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How many foreigners are there walking around korea with pets anyway??]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How many foreigners are there walking around korea with pets anyway??</p>
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		<title>By: dalena johnson</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60841</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dalena johnson]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 04:11:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[keep up the good work i enjoyed reading your blog....]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>keep up the good work i enjoyed reading your blog&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: la conejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60834</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[la conejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:56:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#039;s clearly not enough Engrish in the world to entertain us and they have reuse and recycle the material. Those photoshoppers are not producing quality work fast enough for us.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s clearly not enough Engrish in the world to entertain us and they have reuse and recycle the material. Those photoshoppers are not producing quality work fast enough for us.</p>
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		<title>By: bluejade</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60812</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bluejade]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is a problem, isn&#039;t it? Time keeps getting faster and faster, the things I like to do seem to have less and less time.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is a problem, isn&#8217;t it? Time keeps getting faster and faster, the things I like to do seem to have less and less time.</p>
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		<title>By: Meowth</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60781</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meowth]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:26:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Of course! That doesn&#039;t give me more time to read them, though, and I have a &lt;b&gt;lot&lt;/b&gt; to read as it is.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Of course! That doesn&#8217;t give me more time to read them, though, and I have a <b>lot</b> to read as it is.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60777</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:18:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have never seen a movie that was as good as the book it was based on, even when the film is excellent.  There is just no way to go into the depths and subtleties in a movie that you can with a book.   And don&#039;t get me wrong, I love movies.  But books are what really form a foundation for thought.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have never seen a movie that was as good as the book it was based on, even when the film is excellent.  There is just no way to go into the depths and subtleties in a movie that you can with a book.   And don&#8217;t get me wrong, I love movies.  But books are what really form a foundation for thought.</p>
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		<title>By: bluejade</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60776</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bluejade]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:14:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I had to choose between having access to the books, or the movies, I would choose the books. Theater of the mind is even better than Peter jackson.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I had to choose between having access to the books, or the movies, I would choose the books. Theater of the mind is even better than Peter jackson.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60772</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:02:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doo doo doo DOO do do do DOO do.  
Doo doo doo DOO do do do DOO do doo.
Doo doo doo DOO do do do DOO do.
Doo doo doo DOO do do do DOO do-wah...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Doo doo doo DOO do do do DOO do.<br />
Doo doo doo DOO do do do DOO do doo.<br />
Doo doo doo DOO do do do DOO do.<br />
Doo doo doo DOO do do do DOO do-wah&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60770</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:58:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ush chrew al-co-hall-ics don&#039;t give a sh!t if petsh pish *hic*!  Wee dough neeven givva *hic* sh!t if we pish our shelves!  If ya can&#039;t shtanda shmell, getoutta da bar!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ush chrew al-co-hall-ics don&#8217;t give a sh!t if petsh pish *hic*!  Wee dough neeven givva *hic* sh!t if we pish our shelves!  If ya can&#8217;t shtanda shmell, getoutta da bar!!</p>
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		<title>By: Meowth</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60767</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meowth]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:53:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have not read The Lord of the Rings yet. I&#039;ve seen the animated movies and the more recent live action ones. I recognized the quote from the point and click adventure game Eco Quest 2, though.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have not read The Lord of the Rings yet. I&#8217;ve seen the animated movies and the more recent live action ones. I recognized the quote from the point and click adventure game Eco Quest 2, though.</p>
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		<title>By: Meowth</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60765</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meowth]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Interesting. I had been wondering that myself. That is news to me. Thanks, Dr. John!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Interesting. I had been wondering that myself. That is news to me. Thanks, Dr. John!</p>
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		<title>By: Lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose/ also the CEO of TrollsOnTrial; We make you the FIRST one in court!</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60763</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose/ also the CEO of TrollsOnTrial; We make you the FIRST one in court!]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:45:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[when she told me to &quot;C0CK THIS WAY! C0CK THIS WAY!...(x3)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>when she told me to &#8220;C0CK THIS WAY! C0CK THIS WAY!&#8230;(x3)</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60736</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:24:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You expect people to actually READ the posts here before they comment?!?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You expect people to actually READ the posts here before they comment?!?</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60734</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:22:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[P!ss is your tea?  I much prefer Earl Grey.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>P!ss is your tea?  I much prefer Earl Grey.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60733</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:21:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was a high school loser, never made it with a lady 
&#039;Til the boys told me somethin&#039; I missed 
Then my next door neighbor with a daughter had a favor 
So I gave her just a little p!ss 
Like this!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was a high school loser, never made it with a lady<br />
&#8216;Til the boys told me somethin&#8217; I missed<br />
Then my next door neighbor with a daughter had a favor<br />
So I gave her just a little p!ss<br />
Like this!</p>
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		<title>By: Janet24</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60698</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Janet24]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:58:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s explained in comments above.  Read them.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s explained in comments above.  Read them.</p>
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		<title>By: Bobby Joe</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60688</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bobby Joe]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:03:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, the word &quot;piss&quot; is uncensored all times it is shown in the picture, but it is all times it is shown on the unnecessary quote below the picture? That doesn&#039;t make any sense at all!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, the word &#8220;piss&#8221; is uncensored all times it is shown in the picture, but it is all times it is shown on the unnecessary quote below the picture? That doesn&#8217;t make any sense at all!</p>
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		<title>By: gold</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60621</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[gold]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:01:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow, all that is gold does not glitter! Tolkien nerd? :)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, all that is gold does not glitter! Tolkien nerd? <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60618</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:47:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spoken like a true alcoholic.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Spoken like a true alcoholic.</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60617</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:46:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Desexed female dogs often don&#039;t have the same toxic spot effect; it must be to do with all them berloody hormones]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Desexed female dogs often don&#8217;t have the same toxic spot effect; it must be to do with all them berloody hormones</p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60600</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:03:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Male dogs tend to diffusely spray their urine and do not produce yellow spots. Female dogs drop it in one spot and produce dark green grass or brown circles.   Fertilized gardens and yards over-react to animal urine and get burned from the urea and excessive minerals and salts in garden fertilizer. My dogs have never burned a spot except in a toxicly over treated area.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Male dogs tend to diffusely spray their urine and do not produce yellow spots. Female dogs drop it in one spot and produce dark green grass or brown circles.   Fertilized gardens and yards over-react to animal urine and get burned from the urea and excessive minerals and salts in garden fertilizer. My dogs have never burned a spot except in a toxicly over treated area.</p>
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		<title>By: lexan D</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60585</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[lexan D]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 02:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[oh, just p*ss on it--said the dog.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh, just p*ss on it&#8211;said the dog.</p>
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		<title>By: Thai Walrus</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60584</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Thai Walrus]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:59:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No matter what you say, you can&#039;t stop R. Kelly from pissin&#039; on you.  Sorry :(]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No matter what you say, you can&#8217;t stop R. Kelly from pissin&#8217; on you.  Sorry <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Anna Rexia</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60579</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna Rexia]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:05:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those responsible for the over-coverage, have been covered.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Those responsible for the over-coverage, have been covered.</p>
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		<title>By: B Hunter</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60570</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[B Hunter]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 22:24:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVT6o6LUxmw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;border=1]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="text-align:center; display: block;"><a href="http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/"><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/RVT6o6LUxmw/2.jpg" alt="" /></a></span></p>
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		<title>By: Lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose/ also the CEO of TrollsOnTrial; We make you the FIRST one in court!</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60568</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose/ also the CEO of TrollsOnTrial; We make you the FIRST one in court!]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 22:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That should be a rap song. 

&quot;Gotta go to the bathroom, be right back, all my homies outside are smokin&#039; crack, but i really got a piss, so... PISS MAKE IT LIKE DIS!&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That should be a rap song. </p>
<p>&#8220;Gotta go to the bathroom, be right back, all my homies outside are smokin&#8217; crack, but i really got a piss, so&#8230; PISS MAKE IT LIKE DIS!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Blim</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60557</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Blim]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:46:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For what it&#039;s worth, &#039;piss&#039; is considered quite offensive in the UK.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For what it&#8217;s worth, &#8216;piss&#8217; is considered quite offensive in the UK.</p>
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		<title>By: Queen o' sarcasm</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60536</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Queen o' sarcasm]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shouldn&#039;t it be: p!ss  make me die ! p!ss make me like this! 
now that would make more sense!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shouldn&#8217;t it be: p!ss  make me die ! p!ss make me like this!<br />
now that would make more sense!</p>
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		<title>By: Janet24</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60521</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Janet24]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:36:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I thought they were making a bit of a play on the classic &quot;All that glitters in not gold&quot; line.  It&#039;s pretty funny.  Hell, half the time the titles are the reason I come here!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought they were making a bit of a play on the classic &#8220;All that glitters in not gold&#8221; line.  It&#8217;s pretty funny.  Hell, half the time the titles are the reason I come here!</p>
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		<title>By: Murray</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60518</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Murray]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:26:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And also maybe, some people hadn&#039;t seen the covered, recovered, and covered again because the site is new to them and therefore aren&#039;t aware of such multicoverage.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And also maybe, some people hadn&#8217;t seen the covered, recovered, and covered again because the site is new to them and therefore aren&#8217;t aware of such multicoverage.</p>
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		<title>By: ...</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60508</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[...]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:11:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This actually makes sense. Thanks for the info guys.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This actually makes sense. Thanks for the info guys.</p>
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		<title>By: transistor09</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60497</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[transistor09]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:07:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Piss make it like this]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Piss make it like this</p>
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		<title>By: LaEscopeta</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-refusal-pets/comment-page-1/#comment-60490</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[LaEscopeta]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:42:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think the quote they are looking for is &quot;All that glitters is not gold&quot;.  Not the Tolkien quote.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think the quote they are looking for is &#8220;All that glitters is not gold&#8221;.  Not the Tolkien quote.</p>
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