Comments on: I always knock my inferiors vigorously. http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:12:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Arnold http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-63160 Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:48:11 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-63160 GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-62842 Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:52:17 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-62842 Well, you feed me good information, so you are the good kind.

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-62839 Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:42:19 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-62839 Don’t you mean “Should have“? I can’t stand it when people get that one wrong!

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-62162 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:58:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-62162 I have been both kinds. Which kind I am at any given time depends on which cat.

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-61986 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:54:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-61986 That letter filter switched my e for an a…

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-61985 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:53:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-61985 So, is a successrful couple a couple full of successrs, or just a couple of successrs?

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-61981 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:50:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-61981 And which kind are you?

]]> By: Queen o' sarcasm http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-61407 Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:47:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-61407 if that happened i’d need to eat some masculine salad!

]]> By: blueJade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-61186 Sat, 24 Oct 2009 03:17:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-61186 I think it’s just a guy that wants to get pervie with a squirrel, and the video always ends before he gets a chance to.

]]> By: bluejade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-61162 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 22:53:01 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-61162 Actually, it does matter, you got some pretty good info. Use it for the next round, and remember that whacked out hotness isn’t the whole picture.

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-61132 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 20:35:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-61132 or manly?

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-61038 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:57:36 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-61038 I don’t see the connection with anything in this post. Is it a metaphor for something?

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-61037 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:51:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-61037 I forgot- cats divide humans into just 2 kinds:
1. Someone who feeds me.
2. Someone who doesn’t feed me.

]]> By: gabby http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-61030 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 08:07:01 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-61030 ok…this guy scares me…ALOT!!!

]]> By: bluejade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-61017 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 03:53:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-61017 It damn well better last more than four hours!

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-61008 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 03:34:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-61008 You need to find wise friends you can trust. Trust people that don’t brag about doing things that you wouldn’t want done to you. Wise people aren’t just magically smart. They do well because they have insights into how things work and how to make it work for them. Some people know how to keep from getting into trouble. Wise people know how to avoid trouble. They might not have the answer, but may offer a key to finding it yourself.
Get active. Find wise friends you can trust and migrate toward group interaction. Don’t curl up in a corner and listen silently to a cell phone or be the maniac walking in circles, waving arm, and screaming at a cell phone.

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60989 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 00:35:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60989 So sorry to hear that. Maybe it wasn’t meant to be. You’ll find someone that will have more in common with you and be able to have a nice relationship. I am guessing you are still young and therefore have plenty of time to find the right one.

P.S. That doesn’t mean that older people don’t have enough time. Just wanted to clarify that.

]]> By: Bob http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60952 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:17:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60952

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60918 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:46:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60918 But I did like Whoopi in Star Trek: TNG and Ghost. Also, Sister Act, Sistar Act Two, and anything else I saw her in…

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60917 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:45:03 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60917 I wouldn’t know either way. Not only do all you humans look alike to me, I’ve never seen The View.

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60916 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:43:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60916 But if it lasts for more than four hours, contact your construction worker.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60869 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 12:14:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60869 Those girders will certainly help maintain an erection!

]]> By: Jake http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60863 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:22:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60863 Thitithens! We have a Thilath the Thyrian Athathin… :-D

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60861 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:20:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60861 I’ve told you a million times- Don’t exaggerate!

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60860 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:18:02 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60860 I think you mean Whoopi Goldberg. Surely all black women don’t look that much alike to you?

]]> By: gabby http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60858 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:06:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60858 um, yer, thnx for the comments and all but he ran away from home so every thing u just said dosnt matter any more…thanx any way though. O.o
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]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60857 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 10:42:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60857 Then you don’t have to worry about your successr.

]]> By: Togashi http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60856 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 10:36:34 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60856 The more you do it, the finer it gets! Isn’t it great?

]]> By: bluejade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60850 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 05:00:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60850 Ouch, you two! PG, you gave the game away. Now a whole bunch of emos aren’t going to get laid.
dr, that’s completly ruthless!

]]> By: bluejade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60849 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 04:56:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60849 Yes, mainly.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60843 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 04:22:19 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60843 If h doesn’t cut himself, he’s not a real emo. Perhaps you need to buy him a Multi-Chopper.

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60842 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 04:16:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60842 Guys fake goth emo to attract depressed females with no self esteem. If you find him making strange requests, going dominant or pimping you, run like hell. He will become a personality vampire and suck your very soul out of you. Don’t give him a second chance, even on your terms.

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60833 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:51:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60833 I am glad that my husband and I have a SUCESSRFUL relationship just like you said.

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60832 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:49:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60832 Is she crossing her legs and twisting to the side mainly for ass massage?

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60828 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:35:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60828 They speak a different language, those orthopods, don’t they? Last time I went and saw my knee bloke, he announced “You have loose body with a marked plateau defect”, to which I replied “You rude bastard”, to which he replied “I mean in your knee, you smartarse…”

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60827 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:33:02 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60827 *taps ash off end of cigar* If I could walk that way, I wouldn’t need to see a surgeon…

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60826 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:31:05 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60826 Even that will rust eventually, it just takes longer.

]]> By: Queen o' sarcasm/igor http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60821 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:27:34 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60821 walk thith way
*walks funny*
here you twy.

]]> By: bluejade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60811 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:02:05 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60811 The test of the rust? He failed. Should of studied more, that’s a tough one.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60802 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:52:55 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60802 Dear Hogfather, for Hogswatch I would like an FZR1000 and a new stereo and a plasma screen TV and a Longreach ute and a new torque wrench and a biscuit joiner, but if all that won’t fit on the sleigh can I have a box of chocolate seashells thank you.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60801 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:48:55 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60801 Yeth, you may be of thome athithtanth if there ith a thudden crithith!

]]> By: =p http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60796 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:42:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60796 Omg, I remember this from 10 years ago! O_o

]]> By: Jake http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60791 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:13:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60791 Let me thpeak to them Pontiuth!

]]> By: Jake http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60790 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:12:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60790 I tend to disagree…
But then I also stopped believing in Father Christmas and have never been one for the imaginary friend…

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60760 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:42:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60760 That was a funny song.

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60758 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:35:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60758 Not Opera… Oprah…

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60757 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:35:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60757 Doesn’t Opera have control of The View?

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60756 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:27:02 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60756 Yes, always eat three steel girders a day for your blood.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60732 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:15:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60732 I agree this is not the place to ask for serious advice, although yes, I am actually a clinical psychologist, and yes, I do get serious from time to time, usually to the dismay of many people here. At any rate, I think SeaBee’s statement above is spot on. You do need to think about why you’re asking us and what that means about you and the relationship. But in general, successrful couples can include two people who are very different, provided they have some common ground somewhere. In fact, differences are important, because then your partner brings something to the relationship that you don’t have.

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/20/engrish-multi-chopper/comment-page-1/#comment-60731 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:08:00 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=14266#comment-60731 I mean that Barabbus was bad, and that they released him. And that it would be better to have Jesus around a little longer.

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