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I would hope so. A dry one is painful!


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Wet F*kin

Submitted by: Nick via Engrish Funny Submissions

Free sample of wet wipes or lubricated wipes on giant bottles of Sho-chu, (a Japanese tasteless alcohol) found at grocery in Tokyo.

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  1. Queen o' sarcasm says:

    At least thats not as bad as one of the top-selling drinks wich is called SWEAT!

  2. Pipboy2009 says:

    Because dry would hurt.

  3. blueJade says:

    Then fer chrissake; don’t try to market the product to an english speaking demographic! Use the japanese for wet. Surely there is a way around this.

    • Purrdence says:

      They aren’t marketing it to an English speaking demographic. It’s trendy in Japan (and other non-English speaking countries) to throw in English to make their product seem cool, but as we’ve seen many, many times, the English gets used incorrectly.

  4. KinkyTom says:

    praise the load

  5. la conejita says:

    You know I’ve heard that some people like to do in the pool. So maybe this is what they are referring to.

    • JohnB says:

      I’d suggest carefully testing chlorine level and pH first! To do otherwise could be rash…

      • la conejita says:

        Thanks for the tip. It’s always good to hear from someone with experience. I actually don’t have a pool and I am not daring enough to do it in a public pool. But if I ever do have the oportunity, I will remember your words.

        • Pipboy2009 says:

          In the Pool is not that sweet… the “Stuff” will float around… not so nice^^

        • JohnB says:

          I was speaking hypothetically! I do have a lot of experience, but not this one.

          • la conejita says:

            I didn’t say you had experience having sex in the pool. I do think of you as an experienced and knowledgeable person.

            Since you have knowledge in science you know that it’s good to watch the PH levels. Someone without experience would not think of that and just jump into the pool.

  6. dissodatore says:

    i’m just a little concerned that the wet wipes feature children on the package and it is with alcohol. are they changing their marketing demographic??? or are they saying that if you need wet wipes, you need alcohol???

    just saying

  7. Droll not Troll says:

    I’m hoping someone who knows this product can explain it. Do the wipes already contain alcohol, or do you use them with the alcohol in the bottles? Or is the alcohol in the bottle drinkable? Seems like a lot of alcohol for just 10 wipes.


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