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I see what?? You have lived still. Is it possible to be the one of which the ancient prophecy speaks? It was sent in order perhaps to release me from my wicked capture person finally. But no namely this was the story of the exactly old wive. You want to live. Now retreat!
Ribbit.
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It looks like a…*RIBBIT!* Excuse me. How rude!
“Ribbit” “Theff u sai bish?”
I SEE WHAT!?
no seriously what is this O.o
It’s Zuma, it’s from PopCap, I believe. They purposely made it sound ‘Engrish’. However, to me, it’s still funny, and qualifies for the site!
Funny, on purpose Engrish? Lame!
On purpose engrish? Really? My heart is broken.
Ribbit
Yeah, totally my favorite part of Zuma. I use “Puny Interloper” in day-to-day conversation as much as possible.
ZUMA!! Best. Game. Ever.
Has anyone EVER gotten past level 12 of this game???
Level 14. >v<
yep. all the way to the last level but that one I could only pass by hacking the xml file to slow it down :p
Yup, beat it. Needed something to do while I was unemployed….
The story of the exactly old wive…
That sounds like a fun game to play Oo
How exactly old is this wife? How old exactly is this wife? Can she move mountains? Can she mount movements?…
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… I digress, Sheogorath-style… *already can hear the trolls on the march…*
The story of exactly old wive is not always a lot of fun. But it’s probably better than the story of exactly old ex-wive.
Do not ask exactly how old is old wive, as being whacked with the nearest item on the coffee table may offend.
Yes, I’ve learned that the two subjects that are NEVER safe to a man to discuss with any woman are age and weight. There is no statement a man can make about either subject that will not be perceived as an insult of some kind.
I better retreat, I don’t want to be talked to death by that old wi(v/f)e.
zuma!!! I love that game.
I love Zuma!
If this was the story of the exactly old wive, it sounds as if the old wive has been into the cooking sherry again.
I love cooking with wine! sometimes I put it in the food.
Ok, I was going to say that I used to play this game before. And thought maybe people will think I am lame(if you do, I don’t mind). But I felt better after I saw that I am not the only one that played and liked this game.
okay i’m never usually one to complain about things that are technically “not engrish”. amusing names or whatever. but intentional engrish? really? like, i could have posted this very comment in engrish and it’d be on exactly the same level.
FAIL FAIL FAIL FOR ENGRISH! It is supposed to be written like that. Get some new material.
I agree … intentional bad English isn’t the same as poor translations.
**masturbates**
*incubates*
*cogitates*
*masticates*
*bifurcates*
*exacerbates*
*Inculcates*
*prognosticates* “You will grow hair on your palms”.
One of the most fun and addicting games I’ve played.
Oh yeah…
*levitates*
*perambulates*
expectorates!
Perorates!
Evaporates!
Cakerates!
*fumigates*
Conjugates!
Exaggerates!
Aces and eights.
You can’t escape your fates.
All your frog are belong to us!
You are on the way to ribbit.
I see what?!?
I LOVE ZUMA!!!
Love this game totally!! Sequel is awesome too!
There’s a sequel? What’s it called?
Zuma’s Revenge. It’s on Steam, thats how I found out.
XD… I always loved how he only said “Ribbet!”
Once you win Zuma, when you play again the ‘ribbit’s are translated for you. It’s cool to play again! (And yes, you can win, there’s one more screen after level 12 which is sheer murder, but it feels so good when you win!). And yes, the Engrish is deliberate, it adds to the effect. BTW the frog speaks English, not Engrish.
:O
This calls for a !$$!#@%^ sandwich!
Do you want that on semen bread?
With a masculine salad on the side.
No comment!
All through Zuma the face says funny things. It’s obvious it’s supposed to be bad English. I don’t know if it really qualifies as Engrish or not. But it is pretty funny.