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Maybe i should gold the tap with this, instead of pleasing it with my glass?
Wow! I want one of these. I could make a profit off of cash4gold.com!
They do own their own refineries, so they can cut out the middle man and pass that cash on to you!
so not only do we have gold here, but we also have fans of gold. Sounds like a real money maker.
But gold transmutation is illegal!
That explains this pile of philosopher’s stones I found underneath the unit.
*high fives*
It will ruin the economy but not before I can kick Bill Gates from the 1st spot on the list.
Modern day alchemy perfected!
I wonder how they can be sure that none of their gold is hot.
If u set it on fire it would be.
…You can’t put a metal on fire and you can’t “put something on fire” you can only modify the atoms formations, go back in science class or don’t say anything stupid please, it’s because failblog is one clic away that you need to take some fail here.
You can too put a metal on fire. You can also put a metal on a table or on a chair, or even on all three if you’re feeling saucy.
You can put the sauce in a metal pot on the fire, if you’re feeling saucy.
to be fair, setting on fire is a reaction, copper burns green, and metals like Li have real problems when wet.
I don’t know any reaction that can be cause by gold touching an other element and I don’t think he was talking about a “fire” cause by contact between 2 element but more of a “fire” that was started by an other fire like when you want to make a camp fire you need to start it with a match or a lighter, something that you can’t do with most metal if not all, as far as i remember.
Metals, indeed, can be set on fire, as anyone who has burned a magnesium ribbon undoubtedly recalls. But I’m afraid you missed my meaning of “hot” here.
*Scientist Mr. Frykas enters…*
Yes yes yes… rapid oxidation of elements is always fun, but isn’t gold one of those metals that rarely (if ever) oxidizes?
*Scientist Mr. Frykas leaves*
The gold can’t be “hot”, It’s produced on site! Presumably by a giant alchemical heat pump/air conditioner that turns the stagnant condensate/dead bugs/dust residue so commonly found inside into gold!
Hmm. I would argue with you, but it’s unclear (to me) if your avatar is a fancy writing pen or a green steel-cased (presumably Wolf brand) 7.62 x 39mm round.
In case it’s the latter, I back slowly and quietly out of the room.
It’s a picture of his whatsit.
In which case I back quickly out of the room, and the noise be damned.
It is a picture of a Sellier & Bellot (Czech) 7.62×39 round. I am the Range Safety Officer for our local gun range. I could change it if it makes people uncomfortable…
I suddenly feel very uncomfortable…
Just kidding, look around you, there are dozens of people with troll faces. Why would we feel uncomfortable? We talk about eating a delicious plate of Curry egg horse shoe crap with pinneapple. We have more serious problems than your picture.
Nope, I love it, and the world needs more Range Safety Officers.
Hmm. Socio-political slant is probably verboten, but…
I’ve never understood why people have no problem with their neighbors having two-ton, fast-moving SUVs, gallons of explosive gasoline, deadly household chemicals, and 2 dozen kitchen knives, but if they find out there’s a round or two of ammo around, they freak out.
Go figure.
Try being a Range Safety Officer in Canada. The current government could fall next week (unlikely, but possible) due to a Non-Confidence motion, and all the firearms laws could change overnight. We don’t have second amendment rights here.
*sigh*
Sorry ’bout that, I’ve been pulling my hair out here to balance my interests while remaining a law-abiding citizen.
People should be careful while using this! They might lose a leg. And an arm. And their brother’s body.
If anyone can build automail in this world, it will be the Chinese ;D
yeah and I bet it will have a high lead content
And have to get the help of the old lady next door. Then, you might just get recruited by the military.
If this will help me get rid of my brother’s body, I want to use this machine.
I think the salesperson was a Homunculus.
I wonder if ti gets blood out of armor. Hey Al…..
Woo! Full Metal Alchemist reference! *high-fives*
FMA nut party!
I’m guessing it’s made in china so it might be fools gold :/
You can even set the speed at which you want your gold to come out. Since I really need it fast, I will set it to 3.
LOL! TRUE!!
i guess this is where the showered with good luch part comes in!I want that fan!
You may wish you had that fan, but it stops being good luch when they become stalkers.
Must be Midas’ laundry machine
Since the melting point of gold is somewhere above 1000 deg.C, I think I’d better bring my insulated tea mug.
This is so much more efficient than that goose.
And it doesn’t leave little dollops of manure all over the lawn.
IM RICH!!!!
where can i buy this awsome machine?!/sarcasm intended/
On my planet, these devices are installed in all refrigerators right next to the ice maker. We eat gold for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
You looked parched, do you want some hot water and gold water.
D
Good luck getting Goldwater, as he’s dead.
i hope everyone gets the title…too good
WIN!!!
The question: Is it philosopher’s stones, or King Midas’s flesh? The world will never know…
I wonder if it can get blood out of armor? Hey Al
I could use some gold!! Yeehaw!!!