Cross you legs and twist to your side, mainly for a*s massage.
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I don’t think that stick figure even has one
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I’m trying to do that, but it’s a lot easier massaging it with my hands.
Maybe these are instructions for massaging someone else’s ass.
My donkey won’t mind if yoo do.
Well maybe it’s easier too massage someone else’s ass when he follows those instructions oO
But then the picture is obviously photoshopped, since the stick figures are all floating and we all know that’s impossible!
Maybe the stick figure are an advanced civilization and they are studying humans….that would explain a lot…
Yes, so very obvious… Now, please leave Photoshop out of this…
Well yeah, I think it’s mainly gimped actually
GIMPED!
*Does the gimp dance*
Maybe it’s some new sort of dance.
Dance, Dance, Probe Revolution?
The Safety Dance?
The Time Warp!
With your ass to the side and your hands on your hips.
Perhaps these are instructions for recieving an ass massage?
Really makes a lot more sense!
I’ve been kicked by horses, and frankly I don’t fancy being massaged by a donkey; it can’t be any more comfortable.
Would you be more comfortable eating a burrito?
This must be the Hockey Pockey part II.
That’s not how i got my happy ending : P
I’m doing it.
Am I doing it wrong?
You have to twist to the side, because your lovely is not as straight as you imagine.
“Mainly” for ass massage??
They probably mean that they might touch other parts of your body, accidentally of course, while providing you your ass massage.
Anyone giving a massage who goes for my ass and misses must not be very good with their hands, which is a bad sign.
I want to know what else it does, in addition to ass massage.
This is not working!
I am the submitter of the picture. I love that it has amused others so much! I wanted to let the curious know that it is from a vibratory platform massage machine at my chiropractor’s office. You stand on it and it jiggles (funny enough as that is. . .) supposedly to help your muscle alignment. He kept white-outing the “offensive language” (silly man!) but people kept scratching it off to see what was under the white out.
No fair! I was gonna add this picture some day!
xD ass massage? i do that to others all the time