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…able for people who have following conditions…
Problem in your neck, lumbar, spine
Not feel well, Get drunk.
In Pregnancy
Submitted by: Cal Jones via Engrish Funny Submissions
Ride guidelines for a roller coaster at Space World, Japan.
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Now that’s a well thought out sign!
Not feel well – Get drunk. Thank you, I will =)
Yeah, I “don’t feel well” most evenings!
The solution to every kind of pain.
There is no better solution
dying would get rid of the bad feeling…
But that’s no fun and you can only do it once.
Alcohol seems to start off providing temporary relief from problems. But once you start making a habit of dealling with problems by drinking, you’re on a slippery slope, one that ends up creating far more problems than you started with.
Oh shut up.
If I speak untruly, refute what I say. If what I say makes you angry, take a good look at yourself.
Drinking alcohol may contribute to either of the other two conditions.
MODERATE drinking may actually confer some small health benefits. But the federal government defines “heavy” drinking as more than seven drinks (i.e., an ounce of spirits, a 3-4oz. glass of wine, a 12-ounce beer) per WEEK.
But if you consume more than a week’s worth in an evening, (hell, I was known to go through that in half an hour!), there’s nothing healthy about that.
It’s usually called “hair of the dog”.
That tastes pretty bad, too (said she who used the stripper comb on a shedding German Shepherd last night and is still spitting out undercoat fluff).
Silly Dr. Handle! You’re supposed to use a Laborador! Everyone knows that!
That depends on whether you were drinking schnapps or Canadian whiskey.
Yoo ill. get drunk
JohnB will be here later to talk about how wrong it is to treat an illness by getting drunk. Please remain seated.
*stands up, walks away*
Ok, now that the trolls have left the building.
Let’s get this party started!
*Music starts, people are drinking, laughing, having fun*
*walks back into room, troll buddys behind him*
hey guys! who’s throwing the party?
TROLL TOGA!!!
*walks into the room with a Sword of De-Trolling on his back* So, who called in the Anti-Troll Force Special Flying Squadron?
*gasp!* Not the ATFSFS!
Yes, indeed! I’m here with my associate, Inspector Fox!
I don’t deal in “wrong,” in the moral sense. But my comment about that issue is above. Of course, no one ever thinks it will happen to them. We all think we can control it, limit it, quit fooling with it if things start to get bad. But denial is a powerful force, and by the time alcohol starts causing serious problems, we don’t see them.
Many people have seen it up close and personal, and it’s not a pretty sight beside it or within it. As I’ve said a zillion times, I am here mostly for the lolz, but I’ve reached an age where I feel like I can be out front about who I am, what I do, and what I know, and of course that can make me predictable, because it’s not a front, it really is who I am. In the past I tried hard to create a good impression. Now I just try to be honest. And I don’t mind being picked on, since I get plenty of shots in myself!
Just so you know, I wasn’t picking on you.
I announced that you would have a serious talk with the audience, because as bluejade said, I was expecting it. So I wanted to announce you before you talked. After Shadowtroll acted rude, I just turned it into a party.
And I don’t mind when you talk about alcohol problems. It’s part of who you are and what you went through.
Oh, believe me, I pick up a warm and caring vibe from most of the regulars here. And for those from which I don’t, as I’m sure you’ve noticed I don’t hesitate to shoot barbs in their direction. If I shoot barbs at any of you regular folks, it’s all in fun, believe me. And like I said, I really feel, more so than at any time in my past, that I have nothing to hide. I’m as up front and open in person as I am here. And I know from the feedback I get I’m far from the only regular here who has battled the demons of chemical dependency. This site and coffee are about my only vices any more!
Thank you JohnB for your regular rantings! *claps for JohnB
*
This one wasn’t really a rant, although I certainly can rant. It’s one of the perks of being old!
No, I mean thank you for being funny/not stupid!
*Smacks face*
Sorry, that didn’t sound as rude when it was in my head!
*Smacks face again*
first a sign calls me darling and now they want me to get drunk? signs must have something against me!
more like something _for_ you.
This is in Japanese (I can see a ‘kudasai’ on the end of that sentence), so it should be read from right to left. Get drunk => feel unwell. See? No Engrish at all. Oh, and it’s photoshopped. By monkey people.
You’re right!
The pixels just under “lumbar” are completely wrong!
And man, that is SO painful!
I’m a lumbarjack and I’m ok…
… I neck all night and I spine all day….
I wear a brace, I walk real stiff,
I never dare bend o’er.
I can’t get up from soft chairs,
But lie down on the floor.
I wish I had been pregnant just like… the round thing on the right?
Dreadful Pun Hell fairy is having back spasms just reading your dreadful puns.
… Baka. English reads from left to right. Sign’s English print, therefore, would also read from left to right. Therefore, it IS Engrish…
Also, if I had a dime for every time someone’s claimed ‘photoshop’ on this site, I’d be richer than Bill Gates…
It’s because of Photoshop and sites like this that Bill Gates is as rich as he is.
Yeah. Free advertising. People prally buy Photoshop just to see if it really works… *sarcasm*
And then they take all their faked pictures and post them here, since everybody knows that makes you rich and famous. *sarcasm*
Yeah, for all we know Donnald Trump could have started out as a photoshopper and now, look at where this got him. *sarcasm*
Maybe instead of loosing time posting on this site, we should all be creating our own photoshopped pictures and find some loosers to comment on them. *sarcasm*
Wow! I am going to start scamming people now! Anyone know where I can get Photoshop?
*sigh* It’s a joke, Joyce.
Ahm a-shootin’ Mad Dog out mah nose agin! Ah just love what them photo-chopped monkey people does!
Not Mad Dog 20 20? Now there’s a blast from the past!!
Is there another Mad Dog? I’d hit that in college when I was broke. We also had a beer–I don’t know if it still exists–called Canadian Ace, that came in half-gallon bottles at $.59 per. It was even cheaper than drugs, which actually were pretty cheap, back in them days.
The Canadian Ace brewery closed in 1968. It was owned and operated by organized crime; at various times, Frank Nitti, Al Capone and Johnny Torrio were associated with it.
I’m sure it was cheap for a reason. God only knows what you did to your body by drinking it.
Since I didn’t hit college until 1971, that clearly wasn’t what we drank. I know it was cheap for a reason. It tasted awful! As far as what I did to my body over 20 years of alcoholism and addiction, possible impurities in a beer I drank 35 years ago would not be high on the list of my concerns.
if u read it along it says get drunk while pregnant, so maybe that’s the problem, an unplanned baby.
sure it probably won’t kill it but if you hate it so much you can probably cause brain damage.
END STUPID RANT
Space World?!?! Whoo!!! Go Yamaguchi!!!
(Sorry. I’m just like that idiot who screams at concerts when their state is mentioned.)
OMG can we go to space land light can we please
-Ryuk the Shinigami
(thinks immediately of the Pepto Bismol commericals)
But they’re missing some of the dance poses…
Do they have something for those people who are a “problem in your neck”?
The pictogram suggests that you moon them.
Braveheart style.
and so they could go dance by the light of the moon.
No, but I did photograph one warning about “the spinal cord of trouble.”
Maybe they’ll post that one another day.
Come on it’s easy to see it’s some kind of ride. The person with spine problems(neck, lumbar), people who are ill, pregnant women and people who are drunk doesn’t have the right to enjoy the ride.
体調の優れない方 = Those in poor physical shape
酒気帯びの方 = Those under influence of alcohol = Got drunk
It’s just an ‘e’ at the place of an ‘o’, no one understand.
We hosted several Japanese high school visitors. We took them to our local amusement park and let it rearrange their grip on life. The rides in Japan are gentle and polite. Our rides take you to the edge of common sense and will kill you if you screw around.
Hmm I wouldn’t say that. Try Dodonpa at Fuji-Q. It does 0-107mph in 1.8 seconds. You can feel your eyeballs being compressed in their sockets when it launches. Wouldn’t call that gentle, exacty.
As for the Japanese themselves, they are generally very polite, but they are some of the worst queue jumpers in the world.
So THAT’S why the men’s room there says, “Get ready, fight!”
Got drunk?
Instead of, Got Milk?
john b
hmm despite the fact of working with hundreds of youngsters, who… get pissed as a fart on 7.5% strong white cider…
they and there parents see it as part of growing up, getting it wrong, getting it right and finding your limit – some say ‘not for me’, some say ‘bring it on’
i could go on and on but mr b…
andy p bsc (hons) genetics, pgce biology/ science, hse l3
sounds like a solid plan to me!
Haha, looks like I won’t have to go to Japan for roller coasters.. i’m too tall according to the regulations!
You must be that short to take the ride.
You can get away with slouching a bit, but they do have some odd rules. They won’t let people over a certain age on some rides, which is ridiculous when you consider there are a lot of very fit 50-70 year olds around.
apart from mr bolton
name one of these ‘very fit 50-70 year old’
ms jones
ps instant disqualification if they watch – diagnosis murder, anything with e. holmes in or any bloody crap on daytime tv about… phew gardening, buying a new house or any programme that rhymes with ‘oose women’
andy p
ps go on – do your slouching thing
Space World!
They’ve got a total of two roller coasters, and yes, there is no queue jumper like a little old Japanese lady…