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Anti-falling Shampoo

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  1. Bernt says:

    Zee first?

    • paws4thot says:

      Hawaii Shingon Mission at 915 Sheridan Street in Honolulu, Hawaii, is one of the most elaborate displays of Japanese Buddhist temple architecture in Hawaiʻi. It was first built in 1917-18 by Nakagawa Katsutaro, a master builder of Japanese-style temples, then renovated in 1929 by Hego Fuchino, a self-taught man who was the first person of Japanese ancestry to become a licensed architect in the Islands. The building underwent further changes in 1978, and was considerably augmented in 1992. However, its most distinctive features remain: the steep, hipped-gable roof (irimoya) with rounded-gable projection, both with elaborate carvings on the ends, and the glittering altar and interior furnishings from Japan that signify its ties to esoteric Shingon Buddhism, headquartered at Mount Kōya. The temple was added to the National Register of Historic Places on 26 April 2002, on the 100th anniversary of the construction of a new teaching hall for Shingon Buddhism in Lahaina, Maui.

      The round tomoe at the top of the entrance roof represents the cycle of life, the carved phoenix represents death and rebirth, and the carved dragons represent both power and good fortune. The obelisk at the front edge of the property commemorates the first Shingon pilgrimage to Japan by immigrants in Hawaii in 1929. The more recently added statue in front depicts Kōbō Daishi (Kūkai, 774-835 CE), the founder of Shingon. An oil painting of the Daishi by a member of the local congregation also graces the altar inside the temple.

      The Sheridan Street temple was once the leader among 15 Hawaiʻi congregations of Shingon. But, after the average age of its parishioners began to approach 80, longtime church director Reyn Tsuru began an outreach program to bring in new members. In 2004, the congregation agreed to sever ties with Kongōbuji, Shingon’s home temple on Koyasan, after becoming dissatisfied with the sect’s hierarchical structure and its Japanese priests unfamiliar with local ways. By 2008, Tsuru became the official minister as well as church director, and the average age of the parishioners had dropped to 45. In 2009, the temple added a worship service in English, and planned on a slow transition to primarily English services.

    • what kind of loser ‘firsts’ a picture at 4 IN THE MORNING?!!
      (i can understand maybe 8 or 9, but 4 a.m.?)

  2. Queen o' sarcasm says:

    anti hair falling shampoo? thene the label guy needs more…

    • la conejita says:

      You are right. If this is anti hair falling shampoo, clearly that guy is not using it. Or maybe he IS using it and wants to show you that it doesn’t work.

      By the way you forgot the letters pan before your thene.

  3. paws4thot says:

    I nearly read this as “anti-FAILing shampoo”. That would just ruin all the fun it it worked!

  4. Droll not Troll says:

    So, BAWANG is the noise you will make if you don’t use this product?

  5. blueJade says:

    I would think an anti-dropping shampoo would find a ready market.

  6. Achilles Cat says:

    This is obviously for persons who suffer occasional dizziness or klutziness and fall down. Clearly they are safer after using this shampoo. Does it work on toddlers? Do both feet have to be on the ground or would it work for construction workers who might fall off of buildings? What about bicyclists?

  7. Rhianimator says:

    Does this make your hair stick to the ceiling so you can’t fall down?

  8. JohnB says:

    If I ever do nursing home consultations again, I’m going to bring in cases and cases of this stuff! Just think how many broken hips this stuff could prevent.

  9. dr handle says:

    Is this supposed to make your hair stand up on end, so it’s like mohawk or flattop maintenance shampoo?

  10. Brad F. says:

    There’s a bottle of this in the bathroom where I live. I live in Singapore and share the place with some Chinese. LOL. I never even noticed the Engrish on it.

  11. MrShineHimDiamond says:

    BAWANG is the sound your head makes when it hits the faucet when you fall in the shower.

  12. dukethepcdr says:

    I’ve seen some crazy claims and promises on personal care products, but this takes the cake. I’d love to see someone put this claim to the test. That would be a funny lawsuit trial to go to.

    “But your honor, Bawang IS responsible for my fractured skull! They claimed right on the bottle that it was ‘Anti-falling’. I used the shampoo exactly as the directions said. I even repeated until half the bottle was used up, and I still slipped and fell in my shower.”

  13. Uvi says:

    Never fall again!


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