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keep in?
Keep the inout. We don’t want it back.
Makes sense…
Imagine you’ve eaten Dave… But he wasn’t fresh…
So you throw up.
Dave was “In”. After throwing up he is “Out”.
And you don’t want that “In” back, do you?
So… Keep Inout.
Are you being fresh with me?
Don’t know ’bout yoo, but I’m doin’ my best to be keepin’ out of troulbe.
This must be the door from hell.
For some reason I had expected that the entrance to Hades wouldn’t be so ordinary.
They make it seem ordinary because they want you think its not so bad in there. But in reality….
Yes, it is best to stay in reality.
If we were to stay in reality, I don’t think we would be visiting this site at all.
You have a good point.
*grabs a little piece of reality, puts it in the pocket, walks slowly, whistling and kicking small stones…*
Reality is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live there.
I believe that “reality” exists, but none of us ever live in it. We all live in universes that are largely of our own creation, allowing us to see what we expect to see.
A little solipsism goes a long way.
If solipsism lasts more than four hours, contact Descartes immediately.
But after eleven hours he Kant help you.
By that time, it tends to get Locked in.
And it will start to get green and eventually, they will have to amputate it.
Dreadful Puns about philosophers could have a rather narrow Nietszche audience.
I think this thread has Plato’d about now….
Yeah, I think the cows have come home. I’m sure I heard a Cow-moo.
Maybe we can milk them for more.
There isn’t one gateway to hell but many. This one just happens to look ordinary. Maybe it says keep inout because if you go in, you can’t go out. so otherwise keep out =P
You can tell there’s more than one gateway to hell, since after all the Highway to Hell is AC/DC.
If that is the case, where is the door to hell?
Possibly it’s down the road, around the corner, third house on the left?
I think it’s best that you don’t find out.
Curiosity killed the cat.
But satisfaction brought me back…
I can’t get no satisfaction. “Cause I’ve tried. And I’ve tried. And I’ve tried, yes I’ve tried!
No satisfaction in hell?
but there are stationwagons
You’ve been there, haven’t you?
I have. It wasn’t a place I ever care to go back to. Kind of like Cleveland.
Or ‘canada’ and their fake bacon!
Every time I talk to you crazy people!!
(but i’m not complaning! I like it though
)
Satan isn’t a fan of providing satisfaction in hell. Sorry.
But Mick Jagger had sympathy for the devil! Surely he could get some satisfaction there.
Just follow the Highway to Hell.
Okay. Good thing that my hybrid is AC/DC.
Does that mean it has big balls?
Yes, and they’re always bouncing to the left and to the right. It’s my belief that my big balls should be held every night.
That could get expensive…
Baby, please don’t go.
oops- typo—trouble
Well, I sure don’t want to be in troulbe, either!
Yes, that is much harder to get inout of.
No up and downing!
how about down and uping?
Could lead to coming and going.
but i just got here!
My cat just informed me that this sign makes perfect sense to him…when he is at the door.
Absolutely! Schroedinger wasn’t the only one to have a cat in an indeterminate state.
I open the door and slowly count to five, then close it.
But then you end up with the less desirable half of the cat indoors.
You have to keep inout! Inout is the answer!
When the cat is in, he wants out. When he is out he wants in. I often stand with the door open, saying to him “Do you want to come in or go out? In or out? In/out, inout, inout…you have to decide!”
Sometimes he responds to my question, but his answer is always the same- “meow”.
I find it a bit hard to translate.
Well why didn’t you say so. I happen to be a translator, but unfortunately I am not a cat whisperer. I can’t interpret what cats say. Maybe Meowth can help with this one.
i am not a translator either, but i know what the cats are thinking. they want to be cloned! (so they can be in and out at the same time!)
Is that all?
* hurries back to the lab..*
He said, “Yes.”
I recently persuaded my cat to explain herself more clearly on such an occasion; apparently, she didn’t actually want to go out, but didn’t actually want to stay in, either – she wanted me to stand at the door and wait upon her final decision whilst she thought about whether she wanted to be in or out, however long that might take.
It is, after all, a big decision in a cat’s life. The effects of a temperature differential after some time in a fur coat beg for consideration. On the other hand, there are times when I know what the cat wants, but it doesn’t, so I’ve been known to make the decision for it.
What part of “Meow” don’t you understand?
Ah, a cat with an attitude.
I’ve never known one without.
Oops! Somebody beat me to the cat comments! Dang
Great title. Saw a signature once online, said “What if the hokey pokey really IS what it’s all about.” Funny.
Just make sure you put your right foot in.
..your mouth?
I’m pretty sure you don’t want to know where…..
Just be sure you don’t put the right foot in the wrong mouth.
well i’ll stay inout if you promise not to trusspass!
… What if I don’t WANT inout? It seems rather useless to me… Do I HAVE to keep it?
Well, you can surrender it, but that’s a heartless thing to do; remember, an inout is for life, not just for Christmas.
But, what if I find it a good home?
There are hundreds of inouts waiting for a good home. They are crowded in facilities waiting for someone to come and take them. Do you want your inout to go there?
Get them neutered or spayed, people!
If you weren’t prepared to offer it a good, permanent home to start with you should never have accepted it to start with. Now that you have it, if you no longer want it, you have a moral obligation to find it a good home. How does your inout get along with other pets?
Yes, but it’s a bit food-aggressive… Should I take it to an inout whisperer?
My inout also doesn’t like dogs…
That’s quite a common problem with inouts. Have you tried feeding it toddlers first, then weaning it onto puppies gradually?
No, but I suppose it makes sense… Know any good places to get toddlers to feed to inouts? I only want to feed the best to my inout!
Babies ‘R’ Us.
Of course! *facepalm*
They also have those packets of little pieces of preschooler jerky – I’ve found that they make wonderful training treats when you are doing obedience training with your inout.
Okay! Thanks! Any other advice?
If you are willing to spend a bit of time training your inout, I think you’ll find that it makes a wonderful companion, capable of unconditional love and loyal companionship in a way that most humans are not. You can’t tell me that you don’t get a little lift at the end of the day, when you come home and your inout is waiting for you, floopers wagging, clearly overjoyed to have you home. They give so much, and ask so little.
The carpet crawlers heed their callers:
We’ve got to get in to get out
Obvy, this is the revolving door to Dreadful Pun Hell. We always obey this instruction.
Damn, the graffiti perpetrators have been At It Again.
cheez!!! U should stay away from that door! It could blow away your mind!
Out of sight, out of mind.
More like, IN sight, out of mind…
That’s certainly true of most of my workdays.
I get soo much in-sight by just visiting here.
IN-mind, out of mind…..
either way I don’t mind, whatever you may want to do.
You must be like my daughter. She never minds either, no matter what I may want her to do!
Perhaps my naming her Yo-Yo was a bad choice.
It may be that it…
oh never mind.
I hope she doesn’t just string you along until she gets the chance to Breakaway and go Around the World.
Sure its possible..on vacation in US..new years eve..i had a glass of champaign and a cigg in my hand..not allowed to smoke in the building..not allowed to drink outside..so..drinking hand insinde the building..smokin hand outside…thats when you keep inout-side