Comments on: But Arctic Fox told me I was to burn the microfiche .. oh dear, I’ve said to much

By: BlackJackDavey

BlackJackDavey — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:51:07 +0000

hehehe… this is at the Lama Temple in Beijing, China. i actually snapped a picture of this very sign during my visit:
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=22bwk7&s=6

By: g2524

g2524 — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:38:31 +0000

I’d buy it
no, i really really wouldn’t
no burning?
damnnn
*stalks off to pyromaniacs annonymususus*
i apologise for my diobolical spelling

By: Alphonse

Alphonse — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:32:13 +0000

it’s ‘too,’ you need to brush up on your english as well

By: none

none — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 10:21:54 +0000

Looks like like Mongolian/Tibetan script in the top left?

By: Chrisfs

Chrisfs — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 07:38:21 +0000

“oh dear, I’ve said to much”,
no you haven’t said enough.

By: mike baker

mike baker — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:56:35 +0000

More of an English fail than Engrish. You can say, “I love chopping wood,” and you can say, “I love my mother,” but you can’t say, “I love chopping wood and my mother.” Unless you actually do love chopping your mother…

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:49:10 +0000

Too much to munch?

By: jelly-panda

jelly-panda — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:08:11 +0000

IN THE HALL!!
~Spongebob

By: this guy

this guy — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 06:09:40 +0000

dont be so incensitive

By: lexan D

lexan D — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:18:52 +0000

Dude……

Wait, what?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:31:55 +0000

Uh, Dave’s not here, man.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:29:34 +0000

No, film it. Although I can’t imagine a film of non-burning incense would be very interesting.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:27:39 +0000

Whenever they make truly Dreadful Puns. I warn you, it’s a thankless job… You’re not allowed to be a troll and be a DPH fairy, though, so you have to be naise.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:25:55 +0000

So, we can have incense, but not burn it? What are we supposed to do, snort it?

By: BAMD

BAMD — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:29:53 +0000

This is too much.

By: G. James

G. James — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:41:29 +0000

As in, “You don’t `and’, you `or’!”

Don’t burn incense *or* film
in the halls.

(Fruit flies like a banana.)

By: la conejita

la conejita — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:43:44 +0000

Nope, no singing from me.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:38:39 +0000

Your interpretation is less fun. It says there’s no burning AT ALL allowed. However, we are providing incense and film in the hall.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:16:12 +0000

No, it is a typo. They meant to say “to munch.”

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:36:03 +0000

when is it proper to DPH people?
if i am going to be a Dreadful Pun Hell fairy, i need to learn. }:)

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:56:44 +0000

Can’t hear you. Stand closer to the Mike.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:51:58 +0000

You can also film if you’re not burning incense, or burn incense if you’re not filming. So many possibilities!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 08:11:32 +0000

You’ve clonked me insensible.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 04:11:26 +0000

…but now the Dreadful Pun Hell fairy is. *clonk*

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 04:10:44 +0000

ABSOLUTELY NOT. Unless you want to be tossed bodily into the bonfire. The choice is yours, obviously.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 04:03:50 +0000

There’s also, “No burning. Incense & film in the hall.”

By: blueJade

blueJade — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 03:42:00 +0000

My kinda guy!

By: Queen o' sarcasm

Queen o' sarcasm — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:53:23 +0000

fire is good it’s our friend don’t be afraiid of the smoke that will kill you!

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:50:37 +0000

No need for accelerant. They have wicker chairs and candles. I have a skewer basket, pork ribs, and sauce.

By: George

George — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:16:46 +0000

Title fail… to much? to whom?

By: lexan D

lexan D — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 00:30:43 +0000

umm…nooo… that’s just, um, stuff. yeah, just some old clothes and stuff. stuff I need to get rid of.
Don’t know nothin’ about Steve.
Dave who?

By: la conejita

la conejita — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 00:12:16 +0000

Will we be singing cumbaya?

By: la conejita

la conejita — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 00:10:47 +0000

Can I take a look at that evidence?

Oh, is that Steve and Dave tied up in your trunk?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 23:05:59 +0000

And for once you’re not incensed!

By: Hebime

Hebime — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 22:51:56 +0000

Wow.

Actual Engrish.

Who would have guessed?

By: lexan D

lexan D — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 22:47:16 +0000

I think I’ll just burn a few candles while burning the evidence.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 21:56:21 +0000

That’s cool, if not permitted to set fire to incense or film in this hall, I’m sure that I can find something combustible to burn instead. That antique lacquered furniture looks like it’d go up a treat. Did anyone bring the accelerant? And the marshmallows?

By: la conejita

la conejita — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 21:24:40 +0000

You may be right ShadowTroll,

Depending on how you interpret it:
“No burning incense” & “film in the hall”
OR “No burning incense & film” “in the hall”

In any case, we don’t plan to stand around in the hall all day, we’ll just move to one of the rooms, smoke the bed and get it all on tape.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:51:34 +0000

Ha ha!

By: la conejita

la conejita — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:43:18 +0000

So did I, but what does the Georgia Motors Trucking Association have to do with this?

Just kidding, great minds think alike.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:40:44 +0000

I googled.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:08:35 +0000

Oh. I figured it out…

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:08:11 +0000

GMTA?

By: Madness

Madness — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:14:44 +0000

I was just saying that! GMTA. Clearly, the mixing of film and incense smoke is forbidden.

By: Madness

Madness — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:13:47 +0000

Together, though. I think burning EITHER film OR incense is ok.

By: Madness

Madness — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:12:31 +0000

Loophole WIN!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:31:31 +0000

It says you can't burn incense and film in the hall. It doesn't say you can't burn incense or film in the hall. You can do one or the other, just not both.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:31:17 +0000

you fork?
you pork?
you dork?

you confused me. >8O

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:24:13 +0000

but that would go against the sign!
the sign clearly states: Don’t burn incense & film in the hall

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:22:42 +0000

Just don’t burn the film!