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I accuse myself of having nothing to deposit.
Then obviously, you’re just not safe!
“Safe-deposite or Self-accusation”
I can’t choose both?
This is creeping me out, I’ve got to quit reading Kafka in the evenings!
I accuse myself of being too likable!
I would be glad to defend you against such a charge!
I will like to be the prosecuting attorney. I do think he is likeable and will add a charge for cuddly.
If you charge for cuddly, you could end up accused of something else entirely!
I am not that type of girl. The only cuddly I give is to my husband, and I don’t think he would like it if I started charging.
Well, I do hope your cuddly still gives HIM a charge!
Of course, if there is anything I am good at it’s doing cuddly and giving him a disCharge.
I semen.
I need no defense. I plead guilty!
Here, get in this cage where we have all the other likable and cuddly kitties.
You’ll have to catch me first!
Look at what I have on my hand!
A cheeseburger…
Your cheeseburger-shaped ring will not fool me! There isn’t even a mouse in it!
Oh, forget it. I am not going to play the game of cat and mouse. I am too tired to run after you.
You may go free.
Looks like Team Rocket’s blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaain! *Ting*
I accuse myself of being on Engrish site way to much.
If that is made a prosecutable offense, at least you can be sure you won’t be in jail alone!
I think we would get crowded in there.
Well, we could always install a revolving door; it works for Dreadful Pun Hell.
Dr. Handle,
If we do end up in jail, can you make sure to bring lots and lots of condoms? I don’t know what might go on in there.
They’ll never convict; all the witnesses will have to take the 5th on that!
Aren’t we all?
This is a Safe- Depo Site
I accuse myself of being on Engrish site way to much.
A spam troll. Lovely. What will they think of next?
They just want to get attention because they can copy and paste.
I wouldn’t even have clicked on the link, except that I thought it was perhaps a known troll in a new disguise, but it’s just spam. I should have been able to puzzle that out from the name, but my bifocals are a little weak and I misread the fine blue print.
John,
Don’t encourage them by letting them know you clicked on their link.
I think it’s our pal.
No, I let everybody know I clicked on it and it was spam so that other curious people on this site would not. I think this is the best way to keep the number of hits down, on the whole. And it’s not the “old pal” we were thinking of, unless he’s acquired a new line of work since he last was here. I’d seen spammers make innocuous, generic comments on blogs before in the hopes of getting some hits, and people usually call them out right off, which I think makes sense. Now the new strategy seems to copy and paste something, but since we just recently had a troll doing the same thing, and since our sharp Latina cookie seems to draw more than her share of unwanted attention at times, I just wanted to find out which variety of creep we were dealling with.
I guess that makes sense. And I do seem to attract a lot of trolls, must be the bacon in my purse.
More than anything else, I think it’s your wit and personality.
I think I have some of it stuck on my fur…
Sorry, did I get that on you last time we rubbed together?
Wash your hands before petting the cats, people!
Specially cats with white fur.
You can use the black ones as napkins.
Hey! Some of my best cat friends are black!
Sorry, didn’t mean to sound racist.
Wash hands before petting cats.
If you wont wash, don’t pet.
Same applies to babies.
Yes. Always wash your babies before petting cats.
I think using the websites is a distraction. It smells like our buddy. He likes to repeat stuff that other people post. I think he used another site a few pages back.
No, previously nothing commercial came up. Click on the name above and you just get an ad, and you can probably guess what for from the screen name. Our “buddy” was many things, but a salesperson he clearly wasn’t.
I think he also used the holidays in egypt tag. Same pattern of cut and paste. He did the same thing with one of my comments in the eat the man-shark post, it’s right at the end of the comments. I think he is just picking websites, perhaps thinking it a clever distraction, however the pattern of harassment is the same, also he focused on la conejita before. I doubt the owners of the sites know they are being used.
But where’s the hyperactivity? Putting in one post and then sitting back was not his style at all. I guess it comes down to I’m more paranoid about encroaching commercialism, the evolving schemes of which I’ve been watching for a long time, than I am about trolls, who seem to come and go. I’ve seen a number of websites destroyed by spam; I’ve never seen trolls rise above the level of nuisance.
Good point. I just hope he doesn’t resurface.
I had noticed him lurking on the edges before he truly graced us with his presence. He caught my attention a while back.
I hope we were no fun.
ok, that was not me. i promise!
i haz been on vacation. (and sick)
i didn’t feel like copy/pasting.
I refuse to answer any accusations on the grounds that I may deposite myself.
Now that you mention it, do y’all have the equivalent of the Fifth Amendment Down Under? I can’t recall a crime or courtroom drama set in Oz offhand.
We don’t have an amendment as such, but the right to refuse to answer questions on the grounds of potential self-incrimination exists in most areas of criminal and civil law. There is a bit of a hoo-hah going on at the moment in the state of Victoria, where the Ombudsman who arbitrates in disputes between employers and unions has been given wider powers to investigate allegations of union unpleasantness; the way the Act has been written currently, it would technically give the Ombudsman the power to compel union members legally to attend hearings and answer questions about what they heard other people say, on pain of being imprisoned. Not self-incrimination, but causing a bit of a stir Down Here in industrial law, nonetheless.
Interesting. Sounds to me like old Joe McCarthy might have been reincarnated in someone out your way.
Doesn’t sound like anything a skilled water-board practitioner can’t straighten out.
Similarly, the right to not self-incriminate is/was a fundamental point of British criminal law (at least until the last 20 years). “I’ll take the 5th on that” is a well-used saying here despite the US constitution not applying.
I accuse myself of depositing something!
I hope your handler is walking along behind you with a plastic bag.
a note to everyone to STOOP N’SCOOP!
*grumble grumble* I had to wade into a sort of reed bed this morning to scoop up after the dog – what sort of demented dog does that? It’ll probably take my boots a couple of days to dry out completely *grumble grumble*
Is it safe to deposit accusations about yourself here?
I’d suggest building a solid account of excuses first. You don’t want an overdraft.
I am addicted to chocolate… There, I accused myself. I’m ready to face the music! Any other requests?
Yes. Do you have any chocolate music? THAT would be SO sweet…
Yeah! Cocoa Bird, Chocolate and the Jets, Cocoa Submarine, White Chocolate Christmas…
I’m just waiting for someone to tell us this “is translated correctly and therefore not Engrish”
And it’s photoshopped and not funny and this site is getting worse and worse and I never get any laughs at all here and I hate it and I keep logging in anyway just to tell you how bad it is and haven’t I ruined your fun yet you country hayseeds who laugh at all the funny monkey people when the average foreigner speaks 87 languages fluently and you can’t even use English you morons????
Well, it does seem pretty straight-forward, except they forgot the question mark at the end of the sentence.
But you can only accuse yourselves before 12.
I accuse myself of having to excuse myself.
I excuse myself from having to accuse myself. There are always plenty of other people around to do it!
That’s a mighty poor excuse young man!!!
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!
What excuse have you?
You should know! I have my excuse account in your bank.
Is it the East bank or the West bank?
North bank
Then it’s a snow bank?
Wo would want to save snow?
Why would Wo want to do that?
Wo likes snow!
Always practice safe deposite. Wear your tinfoil hat!
Practicing safe deposite is especially important if you box.
Do NOT put me in that box again! Do you know how it feels to be both dead and alive at the same time?
I bet it feels like inout.
No, no, no, the Theory of Pratchett specifies that, according to theoretical physics, an unobserved cat in a box may be in one of THREE states: Alive, Dead, or Bloody Furious.
Knowing cats, whether it is alive or dead, it will be Bloody Furious at having been crammed into the box. I think I’d prefer a live furious cat. Live ones are easier to bribe with treats than dead ones! And have you tried to find an exorcist who specialized in ghost cats?
All three of me were bloody furious!
I do know. Plus there is the added suspense of not knowing how it will end until someone opens the damn box.
They never did open the box. I had to leave through the other exit.
Are you The Cat Who Walks Through Walls?
Anyone know what the Kanji says?
It’s Chinese, photo was taken at The Captain hotel/guesthouse in Shamhai.
Sorry, that’s ‘Shanghai’.
And yet it completely failed to answer my question…
FAIL!