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When you have felt thirst
in your heart,
you are in need of an oasis for
quench your thirst.
Your heart are thirsting for
a good feeling of place.
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When you have felt thirst in your heart, your tongue will start beating.
and your stomach will start tasting?
Dunno about beating, but I’ve doled out the odd tongue lashing or two. Only to people who really deserved it, you understand.
You be treated as a thug? You know that’s unheard of!
An oasis to quench the thirst of the heart? He needs a quart of black and tan at the bar with the American breakfast and plasma screen TVs.
So…is it a beverage stand or a power ballad?
When my heart starts thirsting, please provide me with A+ blood type.
Tu sangre es mi sangre. Mas o menos.
No sabia que compartia mi sangre contigo. Espero que te guste.
io like-o my-o blood-o low-o fat-o
I-o Can-o Read-o English-o, So-o You-o Don’t-o Have-o Write-o With-o Extra-o O’s-o
Sorry, I only have typo.
It’s Ok,
Type A can receive from Type O. So stick around because I might need you.
Okay.
A good feeling of place?Where?
You name the place, I give good feel!
How about this bear trap?
Well, I wasn’t making the offer to you, but I’ve never heard it called that before!
I’d rather not Droll,I mean your nice and all,but that’s just creepy!
Droll’s nice is creepy?
Oh, Meowth ofcourse it is!
Creepy nice? Is that to say his lovely(?) is creepy?
Droll is nice, but his lovely is creepy?
OR
Droll is creepy, but his lovely is nice?
But is it as straight as he imagines?
laconejita it’s both or neither or ……..ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
i need a double shot espresso! and i thought we upgraded the
Lovely(?) to a lovely(!)
I was not informed… Slow lovely(?)…
Just goes to show where careless spacing and punctuation can lead! Watch out you don’t end up in the Mightput, and not as a contestant!
I might put a contestant in my lovely (&).
♫♫ Where do you go…my lovely (?)
I wannna know….. my lovely(!)
Where do you go..oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♫♫
As long as you don’t start talking about your precious.
♫Here come the nice (It’s understood)
Here come the nice (He’ll make you feel so good)♫♫
Now that is creepy!
Droll,
Maybe Dr. Handle is requesting a three-some.
And I would like to request an orgy.
Tinfoil hats on, everyone!
*puts on hat,sees peoples expressions*
I would’nt want to get an Internet STD!;)
If toilet shark is coming, you’ll need more than tinfoil hats! Sharks do indeed have a part that strongly resembles a bear trap, and if you feel THAT, you won’t feel anything ever again. At least, not with that hand…
Well, you’re all invited back to my bowl if you like, but I warn you, if the neighbours come around to join in, it might get a bit, well, intense. We don’t want the Vice Squid raiding us – I still haven’t got the ink stains off the porcelain from last time.
Try some Oxy Clean.
And now, Billy Maes will be joining us to tell us more about Oxy Clean…..
YES, BILLY MAYS BACK AGAIN FROM THE DEAD TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT OXY CREAM! I MEAN OXY CLEAR!! I MEAN, OXYCONTIN!!! NO, WAIT, THAT’S… NOT RIGHT… HELL, WHY DON’T YOU JUST ROLL THE OLD TAPE?? I’M DEAD! HOW CAN I COMPETE WITH A LIVING LEGEND? LET ME REPHASE THAT, I MEAN… PREPRAISE… WHAT’S THAT LIGHT?!? IT’S… TOO BRIGHT, IT’LL GLARE OFF MY HAIR! BUT IT’S… SO BEAUTIFUL…
That’s the power of Oxy Clean?
how bout CLR bathroom drain cleaner?
CLR will take you further down the drain.
Heart thirsting are disturbing! No plasma, need type O-. Must give benefits for quench blood.
This must be for Vampires
If ANYBODY DARES try feeling ANY of my places, they can expect a clip around the ear. And a tongue lashing.
YES! Thank you Master! May I have another?
No. I’m going to lunch. Go and pester the StudMaster, although if the Leatheroids are still pestering him for an onsite creche, it might be prudent to wait until later.
I will wait here to fulfill your every need. You must wipe your dirty shoes on my prone body upon your return.
Are you sure about that? It’s just that we had a bit of a spill outside one of the autoclaves today, and I suspect that I might’ve walked through a well-done concoction of blood agar, exhausted cell culture medium and disinfectant. Tell you what, I’ll go and put some shoe covers on first.
That was not in the details of the job I applied for. I went looking and got into a different department and a promotion.
Is that your heart thirsting for a good feeling of place, or are you having a heart attack?
I’m looking for somewhere to boil these eggs. The vibes aren’t right at this oasis.
Well, the English breakfast was in the preceding pic, but unfortunately it’s also the alcoholics happy hour, so I don’t get real good vibes from there, either.
I’ve been thirsting a lot lately. Maybe it’s because I’m alive.
Or maybe it’s because you’re dying of thirst.