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no just a crab cooking with whores dust
that was for Shadowtroll <.<
It’s called the Little Mermaid.
in the actual story she sees that the prince is happy with this other lady so she kills herself depressing,huh?well then again most of Hans
Christian Aderson’s story’s were very sad like the little macth girl who dies of cold at the end of her story…
Yes, I think they had to modify some stories before telling them to children. You don’t want to tramautize them too early. Once they hit a certain age, let them have it.
The Brothers Grimm fairy tales were better – dark and bloody, just the way kids really like ‘em.
she doesn’t kill herself, she turns into seafoam when her time runs out. woot!
This isn’t really that funny. Different languages have different sounds. This is not Engrish. I’m not offended or anything. It’s just that some of these Engrish things are fairly lame.
You must be new here.
About 1/3 to 1/2 of what is posted here isn’t Engrish.
Now sometimes it is English Fail- by which I mean its grammatically correct but no native speaker in his right mind would say it.
But usually its just a case of some some hayseed laughing his fool head off at something he saw when he left the tri-county area in which he was born.
Of course, if someone finds something funny that you don’t, it’s because they are fool hayseeds who lack your worldliness and sophistication. I myself was born in a cornfield and have lived in a one-room shack all my life, and was educated by my parents, who were also siblings, which is why I’m always laughing at what the funny monkey people do.
I’m disrespectful to dirt!
Can you see I am serious!
Get out of my way, all of you!
This is no place for loafers.
Join me or die.
Can you do any less?
For lucky best wash, use Mr. Sparkle.
well that my fellows is finger lickin’ ggoooooooood.
The restaurant is called Fook Yue, but people call it F U for short.
I’m almost tempted to call them just to see what they say when they answer the phone..
Ask them who does the cook.
This is kind of like Phuket Thai Restaurant.Pronounced “Fuh-ckit”.
“I’m going to Phucket tonight!”
“Um…you’re going to f*ck what?”
“I said I’m going to Phucket!”
“Yeah,but WHAT are you going to f*ck?”
“Oh,f*ck it,I’m going to Phucket!”
I haz a Phukkit… near my neighborhood, good produce.
Hahaha..Sounds funny! I think it’s a good thing for that restaurant to be known and easy to be remembered by foreigners. For me, that restaurant’s name is not offensive probably it’s a name of the owner in Chinese.
I can just imagine the owner’s spouse before getting married:
“I am getting married to Fook Yue”
That really made me LOL, because I imagined her saying that to her parents!
Ok now imagine what it must be like when meeting new people. The following is a greeting with a handshake:
- “Hi, John Doe”
- “Hi, Fook You”
Fook Yue? Fook Mi!
Fook us together…
Fook us naturally.
*cry*
hahaaaa epic!
Mutha’ fookers!
No Joke: Fook Yue is the correct phonetic transcription of “Squid” in Chinese
OK, but don’t say “Fook Yue” to a member of the Vice Squid!
But to a Chinese Vice Squid, I’d suggest Officer Fook Yue.
Don’t touch his mustache!
this is hilarious
Years ago Jay Leno on his Tonight Show “signs” segment showed a Chinese restaurant called “My Dung.”
His comment: “They can’t figure out why nobody orders the #2 special.”
FOOKIN’ PROONS!
yeh…they TELL you it’s tartare sauce…