Fatal Restaurant
Submitted by: Brad Clark via Engrish Funny Submissions
A restaurant in Budapest, Hungary
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Their desserts are to die for!
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I only ate there once
I’ve eaten there 3 times and it’s fab. It means wood bowl. Fa is wood and tal is bowl. So, not Engrish, but Hungarian. You know, it’s a Hungarian restaurant, in Hungary, therefore it has a restaurant in, wait for it, the Hungarian language.
Eat there once, and you’ll never be Hungary again!
—Sorry, couldn’t resist it.
Shouldn’t that be:
Eat there once: Shame… Shame on you.
Eat there twice and you’ll never be Hungary again!
Depends on who’s saying it. If it’s George Bush, he will say:
Eat there once, shame…shame on you
Eat there twice and….. you can never go eat there again.
I don’t understand how anyone could possibly eat at the Fatal Restaurant more than once, barring returning as a ghost or, if the cook has an off night, the food only making you ill and not killing you. But of course I have to add that I’m sure the food there is to die for!
Ghoul-ash sign!
*groan* Dreadful Pun Hell fairy cannot cope with this on a full stomach.
Those trans fats can take a long time to kill you.
If we go there, lots of restaurant chains in the US could definitely qualify for the “fatal” title!
If it’s in Roman script and makes some trailer park idiot snort Diet Sprite out his nose, its Engrish enough for this site.
Where I comes from, if someone in a trailer park is consuming Diet Sprite they’d be considered slightly effeminate. Milwaukee’s Beast or Bud is the more common beverage, that or Thunderbird or Mad Dog 20/20- anything found in 7-11′s wine section.
*sprays out Mad Dog* Whale, Ah thinks it dun payest the tayest! *swigs* Good thang Ah gots some Mo.
But Luther, ya didn’t say a dang thang bout sweetness, or boo-kay!
Tha sweetness wuz only surpassed bah the boo-kay Ah sprayed out mah nose! Hyuk hyuk *long swig*
Oh, this is the place where Mr. Creosote goes. Their thin mints are excellent.
2 minds with but a single thought,…
Can you share the experience?
My friend ate there once… ONCE.
Tell that to Johnny Dangerously.
I think this is a word in hungarian(long a accent), so not an engrish again, where are the asian signs which can be mistaken for crude sexual entuandre(i know it’s spelt wrong)
Innuendo? dam right you spelled it wrong.
Yes I (he) was trying to say entendre
A woman went into a bar and asked for a double entendre. So the barman gave her one.
Fail. Words in another language are never Engrish.
You must be new around here.
Go play with Dave and Steve.
Epic fail. It’s a word in Hungarian, means “wooden platter”.
Even more epic fail – only 7 comments in (when “earthling” posted) and you’re the 3rd person to say that!
Ok then, I’ll have an espresso and a wafer-thin mint to finish.
would you like death with that?
Even though it isn’t optional, I admire your politeness.
We are Borg.
Restaurant is fatal.
Very much like Arby’s.
We are here because we like to have fun. There are many words that would mean something different for someone else and you just have to know when to laugh and when to have respect.
If it’s posted here at Engrishfunny, I think we can have fun with it. We would probably not do it if it’s the real world and you would be disrespectful laughing at someone else.
The word that Spanish people (from Spain) use for “grab” is cojer. So you would imagine that it’s used frequently. This same word for Mexicans means fu*
I accidentally hit the inject button.
It means f*ck. So for Mexicans, it sounds very vulgar when Spanish people use it frequently. As a Mexican I have to show respect to the Spanish people whenever they are pronouncing it.
But if this was a Spangrish site and something up there said.
F*ck a chair and seat down.
That would be funny to me and therefore I would be able to have fun with it here.
In Spain they would use joder instead? In Mexico is joder used? I want to make sure that when I use profanity my profanity is understood.
You can say it in Spain as many times as you want. In Mexico, try not to use it in public.
You trying to get me beat up in Spain?
By the way, is cojer a regular or irregular verb?
No. I am saving you from getting beat up in Mexico.
It’s a regular verb.
I am Mexican, I would NOT dare say this word to anyone. Except maybe my husband, in private. But other than that, I don’t pronounce it in front of other Spanish speakers.
Yo comprendo.
Sure. Why not?
You think that’s funny, when us Down Here cheer for our football teams, we “barrack” for them. When we hear about Merkins “rooting” for their teams, well, to an Australian, that means something else again, and conjures up the most astonishing mental pictures of an entire stadium of sports fans um, entertaining congress, all in the name of inspiring their team to win.
Generally, the most flamboyant thing Aus Rules fans do is shake giant pom-poms, called floggers. This, no doubt, conjures up all sorts of astonishing mental pictures for Merkins about what Australian sports fans are prepared to do in order to inspire their teams to win…
“Generally,…teams to win” and not just in the Americans; the Brits would have the same image!
In the USA, “Fanny” means “Butt.”
Instead of chairs, you get to sit in a coffin.
Hee hee, I’ve been there! Thankfully I lived to tell the tale!
Or maybe, you are a dead person, who still doesn’t know they passed away. Just like in the sixth sense.
Please move towards the light.
Cool story bro.
Quit over-analyzing stuff. It’s funny in English.
I wonder what they serve there, or perhaps they serve the meals with a round-house kick to the neck, or they back drop you onto the table?
Actually, if you know vulgar words in Tagalog then interjecting them into the comments here would be very welcome and only go to increase the fun.
By the way, would “puke” in Filipino be pronounced “poo-kay” or “pyook”?
it is pronounce as ‘poo’ – ‘ke’ (as in literal ‘ke’ like ‘ca’ndle)
…which sounds pretty much as if it’s the same pronounciation as the Welsh word for the Devil, Pwcca. Language is a funny old thing.
We can say that’s the result of Tower of Babel
Ah, another fan of fairy tales, I see.
Just feed your Babelfish.
The portion sizes at Fatál make the comments about Mr Creosote quite appropriate. Nice traditional Hungarian food, but expensive and they don’t accept cards. I suppose if you divide the price by the portion size it comes out as good value.
Totaly agree with Ott, I am in Budapest right now. We went to this restaurant once and indeed portions are crazy.
I guess if you finish your plate you die.
FATALITY
I once had a seven layer cake in Indonesia called “Death by Chocolate.” What a way to go!!!
Hmph – I once went to a Taco Bill place where they served up a dessert called “Death By Chocolate”. After I inhaled the first one, I complained that I had not received what I had paid for, because I was still alive. The staff were terribly impressed with the speed at which I consumed it, saying that mostly people shared them, or couldn’t finish them alone. They were so impressed that I got a second one free; I finished that, too. I received a round of applause.
One ice cream company here has a flavor of ice cream called, “Death by Chocolate.” I have had it many times, and did not expect to die, but expected it was chocolate for people for whom “too much” and “chocolate” never appear contiguously. And it was.
People very much like myself.
Um… What was the name of the company? You know, for research purposes…
… and of course any research must be verified and peer reviewed; it’s not proper research if it can’t be reproduced.
Who is Taco Bill?
No wonder all these are marketing strategies in order for the customers to experience what they are offering.
For me this isn’t funny but a bit shocking.
No pudding, no life! No, wait…
Cake or Death?
The cake of death is a lie.
Fine then you get death!*rings for the executioners*
hahaha exactly, fatal!! XD
The logo on the sign looks like a cartoon dog head on top of a pole. Or is that just me?
You’ll never be hungry again!