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WTF? Does it work at a bank?
No, silly, it’s a lawyer.
Eating lawyers… Now THAT’S a cause we can all get behind! Do your part. Eat a lawyer today!!
Actually, I’d prefer to hunt down half a dozen, then just eat the choicest cuts, and leave the rest to go for pet food or blood & bone.
I don’t eat lawyers. Professional courtesy.
Like “Frenzy Fischmann” in Top 10?
nom nom nom
eating a MAN-shark…isn’t that cannibalism?
It’s half Cannibalism
and half shark?
but if you’re a zebra it’s not cannibalism
I prefer land shark; grilled, with a squeeze of lime and a dash of tamari.
mmmm….tamari
I didn’t know a man-shark existed. But even if it does, I wouldn’t want to eat it.
Don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it!
But what part of the shark is a man ? it depends how man it is before
I eat it…
Imagine a mermaid in reverse. The top half has lots of sharp teeth, and the bottom half has legs and… well, you can tell it’s a man.
What can I use to disguise the fishy smell?
Men have been asking that question for years.
Just remember that know exactly to what you are referring to.
But yes, I heard that men do think it has a fishy smell.
Ok this is gross, can we change the subject?
Still, they don’t seem terribly discouraged by any scent. Some of them seem positively attracted to it.
Just add some wasabi….
Is that a good idea? I’m told (never made this mistake myself) that women are sensitive to the application of capcaicin to that area of their anatomy.
I will confirm this for you. My ex made hot sauce one afternoon, and tried to make love to me that night. Even after washing thoroughly, all I could say was “It burns!!!!” (That wasn’t the reason he became my ex, though. He is a drinking alcoholic. ‘Nuff said.)
He washed after chopping the peppers. I ended up having to make up my own baking soda douche to cool the flames.
That’s what I call hot sex.
I hope you didn’t think I was being serious! I’m a joker, not a sadist!
Good thing you are clarifying. A lot of men could have approached their wives with wasabi sause in their hand saying:
“Honey, I found a solution to our problem”
IMO, anyone dumb enough to act on advice they find on this site without checking for truth should not be having secks! They might breed!
You are right. We should have a sign on this site that says:
“If you find advice in this site
Do not use it”
Certainly not without Using Protection. Get out those tinfoil hats, everyone!
I’ll eat the man shark. I’ll also eat the lady shark.
I dont care just eat the damn shark!!!!!1
I already said I’m eating both sharks! I’m a small cat, you know! It takes time to eat a big meal like that!
*cries*
I am sorry, toilet shark!! I no longer eat shark, even though it is delicious! I feel terrible about the diminishing number of sharks in the world, and I no longer eat or advocate consumption of any species of shark besides land, pool, or loan sharks.
I do think perhaps it time for sharks to consider not using so much protection. Sharks have a naturally low reproductive rate, and we need more little cute sharks with toothy smiles in the ocean and household plumbing.
we wouldn’t even THINK of eating you ‘toilet shark’.
*puts knives and seasoning away*
I wouldn’t eat you. You’re my friend!
*sniffles and wipes snout* Thank you, all. I was feeling a bit worried there for a minute. I’ve lost some friends to the soup industry, it’s very sad. How the hell are you supposed to circle menacingly without a dorsal fin? If you survive, the public health system doesn’t cover a reconstruction.
Where I’m from, we don’t have a public health system. We are at the mercy of expensive private insurance… For now…
Shark is actually rather good eating. However, when I have been ocean fishing and have had a shark of any decent size on the line, I have always resorted to a simple strategy: cut the line! I’m not hauling a mass of muscle and teeth onto the boat with me, thank you very much! And I don’t care if it’s a man or woman shark, I’m not gonna deal with it. Some guys fish with clubs on their belts (even a good size sea bass may need a good bonk on the head to settle it down), but I prefer fishing unarmed except for tackle. But if someone else has caught it, I’m more than happy to consume it.
Shark does, unfortunately, taste extremely good, especially battered and fried. “Flake” is the staple of fish & chips Down Here, and a lot of us, well, the Skips (Australians of Anglo-Saxon ancestry) anyway, are raised on the stuff.
Not as much as they used to, but there’s still alot on the market, while in china they still love their shark fin soup. Bad bit is they throw away the unused, so all non fin bits. And I’ve never heard the name skip before.
One problem with eating shark is that it’s the top of the food chain, where all the pesticides & heavy metals become concentrated. Which might also influence their low birth rate.
“Skip” isn’t used to describe Aussies outside Australia, AFAIK. You’d probably need to spend some time here to get a sense of what it’s about.
It’s just I’ve lived in Australia my whole life, possibly it’s regional or something, i don’t know.
Maybe the Political Correctness Police have eliminated it, but in school the Greek and Italian children needed some way to refer to the Anglos.
Lol That probably makes sense, maybe I just don’t pay enough attention
FWIW, I recall seeing the “skip” thing used on a show on the ABC a few years ago. I think it was one of those comedies made by the self-confessed “wogs”, Palomares, Kapiniaris and others.
Do the Bart man!
In Soviet Russia, the man shark eat you.
In many ocean places, man or woman shark may eat you. It has happened more times than I care to keep track of.
Man or woman eats shark happens far more frequently. Many species of shark are in dangerous population declines.
actually the occurence is not high, and they normally take a big bite, realise ur not a baby seal, and leave u alone, but unfortunately you die.
Yes, there is that minor inconvenience.
Yes, do try eating the man shark. My last husband was delicious.
Perhaps you should change your handle to Black Widow.
Black Widow Shark? No, it’ll never catch on.
Mantis Shark, though, has possibilities.
waitaminute! i just realized that ‘toilet shark’ and ‘dr handle’ have the same avatar! what a coincidence!
*circles the bowl, Dreadful Pun wand at the ready*
AAAAHHHHHH! not bad puns! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!
Hmmmm, someone else who cannot stand bad puns? Have you ever considered working as a Dreadful Pun Hell fairy? You get a wand, but I warn you, it can be a demoralising job, the people on this site never stay in Dreadful Pun Hell no matter how often they are sent there.
sounds good! when do i start? (and how?) ((and how much am i getting payed?)) (((and do you need me to work regular hours?)))
There’s just one little thing I don’t understand; how I’ve managed to avoid the attentions of Dreadful Pun Hell Fairy!
Dreadful Pun Hell fairy sees what you do – it’s just that, well, the workload is so heavy, and there’s only one of me, and the wands wear out so quickly on this forum. Sometimes, I wonder why I even bother clonking dreadful pun offenders; they just have a quick trip to Dreadful Pun Hell, dip a toe in the jacuzzi, maybe have a turn on the dodgem cars, then they’re right back out through the revolving door, offending again.
ITS A COOK BOOK! ITS A COOK BOOK!!!
Alternate title: “To Serve Man Shark”?
Or “How to Cook a Man Shark in under 30 Minutes.”
Frankly, I like ‘em raw and wriggling; Man-shark sushi.
Eat the man, shark!
Eat the man-shark!
Eat, the man shark!
The word shark is starting to look weird.
i will shank that shark with starch
What a pair of consenting sharks do for pleasure and stimulation in the privacy of their own barrier reef is their business. I did have a camera hidden in the coral bed with a vice squid operating it if you want to evaluate some educational images.
69?
Toilet sharks DO NOT do 69. Well, not a second time, anyway.
I think it would be really scary to be eaten by a shark, even for a first time and with all those teeth.
You’re telling me – I’ve been married for 10 years in November, and Mr Toilet Shark and I still entertain congress with the lights out for that very reason. We’re not all that uptight, though – we have this private game we like to play, where I dress in a wetsuit, and he swims up behind me going “daaaaa-dum…. daaaaa-dum…..”
Why would a shark need to wear a wet suit?
How would any suit worn by a shark not be wet?
If it were a dry-suit?
Wouldn’t any suit a shark tried to wear be ripped to shreds by the tooth-like scales?
Putting the suit on (over the head) on will be OK, but it could get ripped if they take it off.
This discussion is now in weird territory!
I see. How does a shark put a suit on? Does it just swim into it?
Sharks of various of the smaller species are excellent fish for fish and chips, but sharks are indeed over-fished world-wide. They’re pretty good eating if the meat is fresh, so the excessive harvest is no surprise.
Jesus has been referred to as the Man-God, but I don’t what to think what a Man-Shark would be. It might combine the worst traits of both humans and sharks, and frankly I’d feel safer around just an ordinary shark.
Eat me!
*sniffs Man-Shark*
ew…gross!
You’re a very attractive shark, and I’d love to, but I’m afraid I’m married, so it’s just not an option. If my husband ever embarks on a career as a bowl of soup, though, maybe we could look each other up, after a decent period of mourning?
I do think perhaps it time for sharks to consider not using so much protection. Sharks have a naturally low reproductive rate, and we need more little cute sharks with toothy smiles in the ocean and household plumbing.
You mean….. take off the tinfoil helmet?
Man-shark? The dude from Viewtiful Joe? That guy was awesome!
Dunno why the source has gone missing for this pic. I took the picture in Malaysia at the Jonker St night markets… some guy was trying this at his stall and if I remember it was supposed to be a video game (for what console or system god only knows). They also had chewing gum which was supposed to look like the PK brand except it had “Penis Teeth” written on it. If I can find the pic I’ll chuck it up on failblog.