Good day
Breakfast dinner appetizers
Typewriter
At 70% typewriter make a record for our memories. Each work took influences to our life and make people get closer to each other. Evans burger always be a part of your life and best friend.
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Lunch and dinner
Sofa
Everyone like sofa because it offered comfortable and carefree feeling to each one. Come to Evans burger. We will dedicate serving you as the same feeling as sofa.
Evans Burger
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The best is the last line: “The lowest cost of one person 100%” Is this a restaurant / furniture store / slave trading post?
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And apparently a typewriter is only worth 70%, so I guess the real slaves at this place are the typewriters!
The bottle under the typewriter is 70% alcohol or 140 proof. It has a faster kick and requires fewer bathroom breaks. It is not a 130 proof from the barrel, 151 proof rum, or 190 proof grain alcohol, but is inspirational. At 70% typewriter make a record for our memories.
At 70% alcohol, typewriter would tend to erase memories!
Sorry, man, I can’t handle a typewriter first thing in the morning.
“I can’t handle a typewriter first thing in the morning.”
“Very well sir, shall I use my dictaphone?”
“Yuck! No! Dial with your fingers like everyone else!”
“The Lowest Cost of One Person”
Now that is a slogan.
100%
What the heck are they trying to say? Our burgers remind you of typewriters, at 70% off? If you eat here, you will feel like a sofa??
I’m going to order, just to see what will happen.
Eat here and you will feel stuffed like furniture?
I am sure that Droll and Paws will say they don’t stuff furniture and that they’re not into it.
Nope.
I do know someone who insists on being referred to as the “sofa of the committee” because she is far too large, comfortable and well-upholstered to be a chair. (She’s also a very nice lady with a great SoH)
She sounds like our kind of people. Introduce her to Engrishfunny.
Are you nuts??!! What if she has a work ethic? She’ll bust paws!
Looks like someone finally executed Mitch Hedberg’s Chair Lunch Dinner idea.
“Everyone like sofa because it offered comfortable and carefree feeling to each one”
Are they calling me a couch potatoe?
No, they are calling your couch a potato.
I don’t feel comfortable and carefree when I sit on my sofa. Can I take it back for a refund?
At 70%!
If you don’t feel comfortable and carefree on your sofa, I would suggest that you don’t eat at Evan’s Burger. It’s supposed to provide the same feeling as the sofa.
Reminds me of a cartoon I saw once that depicted a restaurant that had a motto, “We treat you like family.” And coming out from the building were all sorts of statements like, “How come I have to nag you to take out the trash?!?” “Why don’t you ever cook a real meal?!?” “Stop slouching and sit up straight, young man!!!”
At Olive Garden, you are family!
Since I invariably go there with my family, I can’t see why they feel the need to tell me that.
Of course, my sofa itself is fine. It’s the family who sit on it with me who prevent my feeling comfortable and carefree!
Maybe you just need some weird sauce on it.
Oh, my daughter is always more than glad to provide some…
Does she have any whore dust? You should keep that away from her.
Family restaurant – she does the cook.
Some one’s bin’cooking with whoredust ands weird sauce again..yes my icon is a squid battleing a torpedo.
Would you like your sofa mashed or baked?
Only if their CEO is Dan Quayle?
So first we were smoking the mattress, now we’re eating the sofa and drinking the typewriter? Is it just me, or has this place become a bit more surreal than usual?
dr,actually it’s become downright WEIRD!
Become? If it hadn’t already become, I wouldn’t have stuck around!
The surreality of Engrish Funny is the best part!
I like surreal aspect the most about engrish. I could never think of this stuff on my own.
And he lived happily ever after.
Sofa King happy.
Most of the Red Dwarf books were novelisations of some or all of one or more episodes of the show.
Did they ever make a season nine?
I don’t think so.
There was a new 3-part mini-series (*Red Dwarf: Back to Earth*) shown in the UK a few months ago. Apparently, there have been hints of a full revival.
I MUST see it!!!!!
It’s cold outside, no kind of atmosphere…
Like the others, I think the best bit is all the “stuff you couldn’t make up, and everyone would think was contrived if it was in a novel”.
Of course, as other conversations, I do surreal and meta.
Meta Engrish? You mean like All Your Basic Us Belong To?
Yes, or like metajokes, where you make a joke about a joke…
A couple of jokes walked into a bar…
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The bartender said: “Is this some kind of a joke?”
or: A guy walks into a bar. He says: “Fu*k!! Who left that there?”
A man walks into a bar and says “Ouch.”
I live 20 minutes away from this restaurant. Their burgers are excellent by the way. But the whole sofa thing, it’s just because you can eat your burger on a sofa. For the typewriter… well, there is one on the counter, but aside from that… Well, there is some more lols to find there if I remember, next time I’ll try and get some more pics…
There is an Evans Burger website in the .tw domain, so is this in Taiwan?
it is^^ if you have the chance, come and stop by, it’s a nice place (both taiwan and the restaurant)
ya it’s very nice and It was really great i appreciate and i also like other articles of this site.
Yes you can even sits in cheesburger. For real!
Sofa so good! I wanted to wing to complan but wang the Wong bomber. Automatic word complosgion donut help ether . Wot you get if ask Japenese for say buy Toblerone chocolate?