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	<title>Comments on: With all these rules, I&#8217;m left with nothing to do</title>
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		<title>By: nathan</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-89030</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[nathan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:34:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[what the HELL????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>what the HELL????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?</p>
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		<title>By: the ftache</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-65118</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[the ftache]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:15:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[any one see the bushes thatlook like giant cumm 

makers]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>any one see the bushes thatlook like giant cumm </p>
<p>makers</p>
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		<title>By: the ftache</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-65117</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[the ftache]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:13:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[did anyone see the bushes that looked like big cum 
makers?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>did anyone see the bushes that looked like big cum<br />
makers?</p>
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		<title>By: funnirau</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-65116</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[funnirau]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:07:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[sgtupid]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sgtupid</p>
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		<title>By: funnirau</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-65115</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[funnirau]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:06:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[what the f]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>what the f</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-59301</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:44:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If your sheets look like a tent, 
Doo-dah, doo-dah,
There&#039;s some lust you haven&#039;t spent,
Oh, doo-dah day.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If your sheets look like a tent,<br />
Doo-dah, doo-dah,<br />
There&#8217;s some lust you haven&#8217;t spent,<br />
Oh, doo-dah day.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-59300</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anyone who has incompletely rinsed a dish knows that!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anyone who has incompletely rinsed a dish knows that!</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-59299</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:40:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Could be.  He created so many of the infernal noisy insects!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Could be.  He created so many of the infernal noisy insects!</p>
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		<title>By: Linneus</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58835</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Linneus]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 16:51:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My girlfriend&#039;s a dirty girl, who gets wet oil &amp; waxen a lot. YOU THINK SHE&#039;S PREGNANT?!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My girlfriend&#8217;s a dirty girl, who gets wet oil &amp; waxen a lot. YOU THINK SHE&#8217;S PREGNANT?!</p>
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		<title>By: laconejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58534</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[laconejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 00:40:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The sheets look like a tent
doo dah, doo dah,
Go to doc to get it mend
oh, do-dah day!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The sheets look like a tent<br />
doo dah, doo dah,<br />
Go to doc to get it mend<br />
oh, do-dah day!</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58500</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:07:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe he&#039;s a cricket fan.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe he&#8217;s a cricket fan.</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58499</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:05:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Then of course there&#039;s running off and marrying an atheist... the husband and I were hitched for nearly 10 years before we had our marriage convalidated (recognized as a &#039;true&#039; marriage) by his church.  It needed the approval of the archbishop, because he&#039;d done something worse than just marry an atheist; he&#039;d married an atheist who&#039;d been baptised into a faith as a baby and rejected it when she grew up, making her... APOSTATE (pauses whilst audience gasps in horror).  When the bit of paper finally arrived, it was wonderful - finally, we were allowed to have secks!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Then of course there&#8217;s running off and marrying an atheist&#8230; the husband and I were hitched for nearly 10 years before we had our marriage convalidated (recognized as a &#8216;true&#8217; marriage) by his church.  It needed the approval of the archbishop, because he&#8217;d done something worse than just marry an atheist; he&#8217;d married an atheist who&#8217;d been baptised into a faith as a baby and rejected it when she grew up, making her&#8230; APOSTATE (pauses whilst audience gasps in horror).  When the bit of paper finally arrived, it was wonderful &#8211; finally, we were allowed to have secks!</p>
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		<title>By: Droll not Troll</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58319</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Droll not Troll]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:14:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If your doo-dah won&#039;t go soft,
doo dah, doo dah,
See your doc or it might fall off, 
oh, doo-dah day!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If your doo-dah won&#8217;t go soft,<br />
doo dah, doo dah,<br />
See your doc or it might fall off,<br />
oh, doo-dah day!</p>
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		<title>By: laconejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58318</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[laconejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:13:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well clearly your friend is the one with the problem if he knows what dish-washing liquid tastes like.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well clearly your friend is the one with the problem if he knows what dish-washing liquid tastes like.</p>
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		<title>By: Droll not Troll</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58313</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Droll not Troll]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:07:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;m glad to hear I&#039;m not the only one who drinks Earl Grey with milk.
BTW, I once had someone tell me he didn&#039;t like Earl Grey tea because it tastes like dish-washing liquid! I knew he was referring to the fact that some detergents have bergamot added as a fragrance, but I just stared at him until he asked me why I was staring at him, then I told him I was waiting for him to blow bubbles. He still didn&#039;t realise what he&#039;d said!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m glad to hear I&#8217;m not the only one who drinks Earl Grey with milk.<br />
BTW, I once had someone tell me he didn&#8217;t like Earl Grey tea because it tastes like dish-washing liquid! I knew he was referring to the fact that some detergents have bergamot added as a fragrance, but I just stared at him until he asked me why I was staring at him, then I told him I was waiting for him to blow bubbles. He still didn&#8217;t realise what he&#8217;d said!</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58308</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And if he does, and goes more than four hours, this is a medical emergency and he needs to see his doctor immediately, oh, doo-dah day!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And if he does, and goes more than four hours, this is a medical emergency and he needs to see his doctor immediately, oh, doo-dah day!</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58304</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:58:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Duh!  I missed it entirely!  Of course, that answer is incorrect, because all kinds of mortal sins can be committed on Saturday, with confession and absolution Saturday night, and Holy Communion on Sunday.  In fact, you can kill your spouse, go to confession and express remorse and promise not to kill again, and receive communion on Sunday.  However, if you are divorced, and you marry on Saturday, not only can&#039;t you receive communion on Sunday but essentially you cannot, ever again.  Yes, some Catholics do get annulments, but this is a lengthy, complicated, and expensive procedure, and requires that you pretend that you weren&#039;t married before.  As a Catholic, I went as far as getting the forms, looking at them, laughing, and throwing them away.  And on that day, the Church and I parted company.  Since my first wife had had an affair with my best friend, and wouldn&#039;t break it off, I felt that divorce was far more civil and virtuous than my emotionally-preferred options!  And there I was, permanently a second-class citizen in a church I had spent much time and done much work in.  Ah, well, I think the legalism and rigidity would have driven me out, eventually, anyway.  I&#039;m not one who believes that if you call God something else than I do, or even if you&#039;re not sure there is a God, that you&#039;re bound for hell.  No offense intended to any Catholics reading this; people go to churches for lots of diverse reasons, and I dont&#039; wish to disturb anyone who is comfortable where they are.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Duh!  I missed it entirely!  Of course, that answer is incorrect, because all kinds of mortal sins can be committed on Saturday, with confession and absolution Saturday night, and Holy Communion on Sunday.  In fact, you can kill your spouse, go to confession and express remorse and promise not to kill again, and receive communion on Sunday.  However, if you are divorced, and you marry on Saturday, not only can&#8217;t you receive communion on Sunday but essentially you cannot, ever again.  Yes, some Catholics do get annulments, but this is a lengthy, complicated, and expensive procedure, and requires that you pretend that you weren&#8217;t married before.  As a Catholic, I went as far as getting the forms, looking at them, laughing, and throwing them away.  And on that day, the Church and I parted company.  Since my first wife had had an affair with my best friend, and wouldn&#8217;t break it off, I felt that divorce was far more civil and virtuous than my emotionally-preferred options!  And there I was, permanently a second-class citizen in a church I had spent much time and done much work in.  Ah, well, I think the legalism and rigidity would have driven me out, eventually, anyway.  I&#8217;m not one who believes that if you call God something else than I do, or even if you&#8217;re not sure there is a God, that you&#8217;re bound for hell.  No offense intended to any Catholics reading this; people go to churches for lots of diverse reasons, and I dont&#8217; wish to disturb anyone who is comfortable where they are.</p>
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		<title>By: laconejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58303</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[laconejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:49:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Only if he has viagra, doo dah, doo dah....]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Only if he has viagra, doo dah, doo dah&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: laconejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58302</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[laconejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:46:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Earl Grey with milk is my favorite. Although I wouldn&#039;t mind having it with Mike.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Earl Grey with milk is my favorite. Although I wouldn&#8217;t mind having it with Mike.</p>
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		<title>By: laconejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58299</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[laconejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:45:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[See, Engrish can be educational. I don&#039;t know what good it will do me to know all this now, but you never know.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>See, Engrish can be educational. I don&#8217;t know what good it will do me to know all this now, but you never know.</p>
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		<title>By: laconejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58298</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[laconejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:43:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So anyways, even though I was wrong, I wanted to clarify that I did provide an answer.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So anyways, even though I was wrong, I wanted to clarify that I did provide an answer.</p>
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		<title>By: laconejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58296</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[laconejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I didn&#039;t leave it blank. My answer(question) was:

What is mortal sin?

You were talking about a sin committed and blah blah blah, without committing a mortal sin. So than that sin that you are talking about MUST be a mortal sin. Right?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I didn&#8217;t leave it blank. My answer(question) was:</p>
<p>What is mortal sin?</p>
<p>You were talking about a sin committed and blah blah blah, without committing a mortal sin. So than that sin that you are talking about MUST be a mortal sin. Right?</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58275</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 13:18:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Or a dietician, if it is your stomach that is straining your t.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Or a dietician, if it is your stomach that is straining your t.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58274</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 13:16:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, of course.  Any more ways would not be monogamy.  Or a street.  I am, to answer the implied question, fairly sure my wife has been monogamous as well.  But if I do get an STD, Lucy&#039;s got a lot of &#039;splainin&#039; to do!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, of course.  Any more ways would not be monogamy.  Or a street.  I am, to answer the implied question, fairly sure my wife has been monogamous as well.  But if I do get an STD, Lucy&#8217;s got a lot of &#8216;splainin&#8217; to do!</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58269</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 13:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;m sorry, time is up, contestants.  And let&#039;s see...  Our third contestant not only left the tablet blank, but seems to have left the building.  OK then, the Final Jeopardy question was, &quot;What is remarriage?&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sorry, time is up, contestants.  And let&#8217;s see&#8230;  Our third contestant not only left the tablet blank, but seems to have left the building.  OK then, the Final Jeopardy question was, &#8220;What is remarriage?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Droll not Troll</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58262</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Droll not Troll]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can you keep this up all day? 
Oh, doo-dah day.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can you keep this up all day?<br />
Oh, doo-dah day.</p>
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		<title>By: Droll not Troll</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58261</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Droll not Troll]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:28:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Only 2, but don&#039;t ask me how they get in there. *boom/tish*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Only 2, but don&#8217;t ask me how they get in there. *boom/tish*</p>
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		<title>By: Meowth</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58257</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meowth]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:04:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1300? Never heard of telephones that old...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1300? Never heard of telephones that old&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Meowth</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58256</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meowth]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What was I going to say? Doo daa, doo daa...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What was I going to say? Doo daa, doo daa&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Meowth</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58255</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meowth]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:02:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How many gamys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How many gamys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?</p>
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		<title>By: Meowth</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58253</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meowth]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You might want to see a doctor if you&#039;ve strained your t...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You might want to see a doctor if you&#8217;ve strained your t&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Droll not Troll</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58245</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Droll not Troll]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 11:27:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Obviously, they&#039;re using an ordinary t-strainer. I have several in the kitchen drawer.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Obviously, they&#8217;re using an ordinary t-strainer. I have several in the kitchen drawer.</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58240</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:34:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So what is the one thing a Catholic can&#039;t do on Saturday then seek absolution and Communion on Sunday (and presumably be At It Again on Monday) without committing mortal sin?  Does it have anything to do with eating the last chocolate biscuit?

As I understand it, &quot;mortal sin&quot; is no longer considered rigidly defined, but revolves largely around the idea of a mature, informed conscience, and knowingly undertaking sinful action.  For instance, procuring an abortion is not mortal sin if you have never heard the teachings of the Catholic church against it, but if you have heard the Good (?) News, then it is, because you are supposed to know better.  Maybe sometimes ignorance is bliss (although it leaves you with fewer fairy tales about imaginary friends to laugh at).]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So what is the one thing a Catholic can&#8217;t do on Saturday then seek absolution and Communion on Sunday (and presumably be At It Again on Monday) without committing mortal sin?  Does it have anything to do with eating the last chocolate biscuit?</p>
<p>As I understand it, &#8220;mortal sin&#8221; is no longer considered rigidly defined, but revolves largely around the idea of a mature, informed conscience, and knowingly undertaking sinful action.  For instance, procuring an abortion is not mortal sin if you have never heard the teachings of the Catholic church against it, but if you have heard the Good (?) News, then it is, because you are supposed to know better.  Maybe sometimes ignorance is bliss (although it leaves you with fewer fairy tales about imaginary friends to laugh at).</p>
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		<title>By: blueJade</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58227</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[blueJade]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 04:08:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[cough, cough,   Ah, JohnB, monogamy is a two-way street...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>cough, cough,   Ah, JohnB, monogamy is a two-way street&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58225</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:52:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love Earl Grey tea, but I can&#039;t imagine mixing it with milk.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love Earl Grey tea, but I can&#8217;t imagine mixing it with milk.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58223</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:44:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*CLONK!!!*  Dreadful pun indeed!  That ranks up there with the fellow who told me that the Bible says God was a baseball fan.  After all, he said, the first words in the book are, &quot;In the big inning...&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*CLONK!!!*  Dreadful pun indeed!  That ranks up there with the fellow who told me that the Bible says God was a baseball fan.  After all, he said, the first words in the book are, &#8220;In the big inning&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58222</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:41:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can just scroll up to read the Final Jeopardy answer.  And I&#039;m sure I&#039;m not supposed to offer any help on Jeopardy, but a mortal sin is one that would cause a person to be sent to hell, rather than purgatory, if the sin were still &quot;on the books&quot; (i.e., unforgiven) at the time of death.  (In contrast to venial sins, which were more minor matters.)  I am not a Roman Catholic, BTW, but was raised one and in fact used to teach religious education in the Catholic Church, so I am well versed in its doctrines.  (Though I am not one of those who was so traumatized by my experience that I would describe myself, as some do, as a &quot;recovering&quot; Catholic. )  And applied practical theology has been an interest of mine for many years, so I know a little about most of the world&#039;s religions, even those no longer extant.  Only recently was I ordained, and as yet I haven&#039;t done much with it.  (I plan on the ministry being my &quot;second career&quot; if I ever manage to retire from psychology, and only a part-time occupation in the meantime.)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You can just scroll up to read the Final Jeopardy answer.  And I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;m not supposed to offer any help on Jeopardy, but a mortal sin is one that would cause a person to be sent to hell, rather than purgatory, if the sin were still &#8220;on the books&#8221; (i.e., unforgiven) at the time of death.  (In contrast to venial sins, which were more minor matters.)  I am not a Roman Catholic, BTW, but was raised one and in fact used to teach religious education in the Catholic Church, so I am well versed in its doctrines.  (Though I am not one of those who was so traumatized by my experience that I would describe myself, as some do, as a &#8220;recovering&#8221; Catholic. )  And applied practical theology has been an interest of mine for many years, so I know a little about most of the world&#8217;s religions, even those no longer extant.  Only recently was I ordained, and as yet I haven&#8217;t done much with it.  (I plan on the ministry being my &#8220;second career&#8221; if I ever manage to retire from psychology, and only a part-time occupation in the meantime.)</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58221</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:34:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What?  It&#039;s spelled out very clearly - the man must make the tea.  There&#039;s an entire book about it in the NT.  It&#039;s titled &quot;Hebrews&quot;. *tish-BOOM!*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What?  It&#8217;s spelled out very clearly &#8211; the man must make the tea.  There&#8217;s an entire book about it in the NT.  It&#8217;s titled &#8220;Hebrews&#8221;. *tish-BOOM!*</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58219</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:29:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*pant pant pant* Earl Grey.  With milk.  Yes, I&#039;m a philistine.  But what do you expect from someone who&#039;d call a 1300 telephone number advertised as &quot;T For A Good Time&quot;? *pant pant pant*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*pant pant pant* Earl Grey.  With milk.  Yes, I&#8217;m a philistine.  But what do you expect from someone who&#8217;d call a 1300 telephone number advertised as &#8220;T For A Good Time&#8221;? *pant pant pant*</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58215</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:26:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If STD is standing for sexually transmitted disease, penicillin would only be of value in the bacterial ones (not the viruses), and only if the strains were not resistant.  But given that I have been completely monogamous for 24 years, I think I&#039;m fairly safe from STDs.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If STD is standing for sexually transmitted disease, penicillin would only be of value in the bacterial ones (not the viruses), and only if the strains were not resistant.  But given that I have been completely monogamous for 24 years, I think I&#8217;m fairly safe from STDs.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58213</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:21:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Actually, the invention of the flush toilet by Thomas Crapper is a myth.  Thomas Crapper was indeed an English plumber, but the invention of the flush toilet predates him by quite a few years. It is also a myth that we get the word &quot;crap&quot; from his name, since the word &quot;crap&quot; appears in literature long before his lifetime.  

CPAP stands for continuous positive airway pressure, and is a machine that forces air into a mask, which is used to keep the throat open during sleep, preventing obstructive sleep apnea.  The condition can also be treated surgically, but I try to avoid surgery whenever possible.  The machine works well for me.  

No, my sleep apnea and other sleep oddities most certainly are not a side effect of drug abuse, since most of the symptoms date back to childhood.  I also know of a family history of the condition (although retrospectively diagnosed), and my stopping breathing during sleep was noticed early on by my college freshman roommate, who was premed, at a time when I had scarcely started to abuse drugs, and when my loud snoring (a symptom of obstructive sleep apnea) had been well known for years before.  Abuse of alcohol and other downers worsened the condition at the time I did them, but I never sought treatment for it until I had been sober 14 years, at a time when the quality of my sleep had deteriorated to the point that I was waking up more tired than when I went to bed.  It is a rather common problem that can have serious, even deadly, health consequences.  People with sleep apnea do have a higher frequency of other sleep abmormalities, but most, unlike myself, do not have sleep-onset REM or the hallucinations.  (I recall one particularly vivid episode of hypnogogic hallucinations that I can date to when I was 7, which (believe me!) was long before I took up substance abuse.  

No, I am one of the lucky few who managed to emerge from serious alcoholism and drug abuse with my health apparently intact.  All of the chronic health problems I have now emerged only after I&#039;d been sober for years.  Of course, it is possible that some of the bad habits set off a cascade of events that only surfaced as illness years later, but I tend to doubt it.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually, the invention of the flush toilet by Thomas Crapper is a myth.  Thomas Crapper was indeed an English plumber, but the invention of the flush toilet predates him by quite a few years. It is also a myth that we get the word &#8220;crap&#8221; from his name, since the word &#8220;crap&#8221; appears in literature long before his lifetime.  </p>
<p>CPAP stands for continuous positive airway pressure, and is a machine that forces air into a mask, which is used to keep the throat open during sleep, preventing obstructive sleep apnea.  The condition can also be treated surgically, but I try to avoid surgery whenever possible.  The machine works well for me.  </p>
<p>No, my sleep apnea and other sleep oddities most certainly are not a side effect of drug abuse, since most of the symptoms date back to childhood.  I also know of a family history of the condition (although retrospectively diagnosed), and my stopping breathing during sleep was noticed early on by my college freshman roommate, who was premed, at a time when I had scarcely started to abuse drugs, and when my loud snoring (a symptom of obstructive sleep apnea) had been well known for years before.  Abuse of alcohol and other downers worsened the condition at the time I did them, but I never sought treatment for it until I had been sober 14 years, at a time when the quality of my sleep had deteriorated to the point that I was waking up more tired than when I went to bed.  It is a rather common problem that can have serious, even deadly, health consequences.  People with sleep apnea do have a higher frequency of other sleep abmormalities, but most, unlike myself, do not have sleep-onset REM or the hallucinations.  (I recall one particularly vivid episode of hypnogogic hallucinations that I can date to when I was 7, which (believe me!) was long before I took up substance abuse.  </p>
<p>No, I am one of the lucky few who managed to emerge from serious alcoholism and drug abuse with my health apparently intact.  All of the chronic health problems I have now emerged only after I&#8217;d been sober for years.  Of course, it is possible that some of the bad habits set off a cascade of events that only surfaced as illness years later, but I tend to doubt it.</p>
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		<title>By: laconejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58211</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[laconejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:09:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is a mortal sin?]]></description>
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		<title>By: laconejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58209</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[laconejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:54:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can you repeat the question?]]></description>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58205</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:37:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, and BTW, although I am rather familiar with the Bible, I cannot recall any passages dealing with tea.  Can you enlighten me as to where I might find such?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, and BTW, although I am rather familiar with the Bible, I cannot recall any passages dealing with tea.  Can you enlighten me as to where I might find such?</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58204</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, I&#039;m sorry, Dr. Handle, but that answer is incorrect.  And let&#039;s see how much you wagered on this one--ah, you went all in.  Well, I&#039;m sorry, but you also end the day with no winnings.  Now, for our third contestant...  (Any takers?)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, I&#8217;m sorry, Dr. Handle, but that answer is incorrect.  And let&#8217;s see how much you wagered on this one&#8211;ah, you went all in.  Well, I&#8217;m sorry, but you also end the day with no winnings.  Now, for our third contestant&#8230;  (Any takers?)</p>
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		<title>By: laconejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58202</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[laconejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:28:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have no idea why I am asking, but what sort of tea are you drinking?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have no idea why I am asking, but what sort of tea are you drinking?</p>
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		<title>By: laconejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58201</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[laconejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:27:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By the way, an interesting fact: 

The toilet was first named The Crapper, named after its inventor Thomas Crapper.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By the way, an interesting fact: </p>
<p>The toilet was first named The Crapper, named after its inventor Thomas Crapper.</p>
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		<title>By: laconejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58200</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[laconejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just want to double check, you meant to say CPAP machine. I don&#039;t know if you meant CRAP machine and the filter switched letters around.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just want to double check, you meant to say CPAP machine. I don&#8217;t know if you meant CRAP machine and the filter switched letters around.</p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58199</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, if it was clogged you could look in through the check window and see the status of the tftitltttttttttetrt.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, if it was clogged you could look in through the check window and see the status of the tftitltttttttttetrt.</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/10/05/engrish-adhesive-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-58177</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:08:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Or a wet painty surface, if they&#039;ve decided that a large piece of butcher&#039;s paper just hems in their poster paint creativity too much, and the loungeroom wall would provide a much more suitable canvas for their artistic expression.]]></description>
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