Yes, smoking!
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Yeah, I’m sleepy eyed and I’ve got the munchies
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dont smork tho
No smoking I will crazy!
Finally, what every smoker wanted to hear. Yes, smoking.
I don’t smoke, smork or smonk, but to those who do this may be good news.
no snorkling either?
Snorkelling or sex, the choice is yours (apparently, they’re quite similar).
So, if you go down too fast the pressure will cause your eyes to pop out?
If she sneezes during the performance, that would do it!
You certainly want to avoid the bends.
I smoke and it would be damn good news to hear that for once!
No smoking the bed if you get sleepyeye.
LIKE 10TH!
When I go camping, I like 10th to thleep in.
I don’t go camping – I get scared of all the noises at night, and I just lie there, sleepless, feeling really 10th.
If you are 10th, a half of a 5th will help you sleep.
Apparently only smoking is allowed for those with a Sleepy Eye or nicknamed Sleepeye. Quite a select group.
What does Popeye get to do?
Besides Olive Oyl, that is.
He can eat spinach. He is addicted to it, after all. After all man comes off…
*rimshot*
I’m from Sleepy Eye, MN – maybe this was posted there to let everyone know that yes, we support Smoking, Smorking or any other activity of the like
I’ve never been to Sleepy Eye, but from the name I’d expect that even crime would be a welcome change of pace.
hahaha – that’s about right.
Well, I’m just going to wander off to a non smoking/smorking/smonking area. I might just take the bus to Somewhere.
Or we could try making the bed into cookies instead of smoking it?
I don’t know what size your bed is, but I don’t think eating mine would be any easier than smoking it.
Holy %@# on a @% sandwich!
Your favourite, apparently. Remember the saying: You are what you eat.
Well, if you’re going to eat %@# on a @% sandwich, it might as well be holy %@#. It may not be nutritious, but at least it’s good for your soul.
I wanna get me some of those to stick around smoking areas
In my experience, smokers always find the spots where smoking is permitted, no signs necessary.