Tuna & People
Submitted by: Stacy via Engrish Funny Submissions
A restaurant Gangnam, Seoul, South Korea
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My friends Dave and Steve used to work here. I wonder whatever happened to them?
I think I saw them with a mattress and a truckload of liquorice paper.
They went to Poo de Poo to do their jobs.
Well, they do serve tuna… to humans…
and they also serve humans… the tuna…
so… it’s a perfect harmony.
BTW, I must look up that place. I work at Gangnam.
It’s a new Soylent Green formulation, tuna favored human.
At least it isn’t cleaning flavor.
It’s like gut-loading insects with good food before you feed them to reptiles: the humans are fed with tuna, all that protein and health omega-3 fish oil, then turned into Soylent Green which is enriched in those vital nutrients so it’s even better for you.
It varies from person to person.
It could be saying “tuna & people welcome”. Just saying… perhaps they’re simply not being species-ist.
24 hour beer vending helps.
Soylent Purple is tuna.
You can tuna piano, but you can’t tuna people.
Can you tuna taco?
You can tuna sandwich.
Can I tuna &?
Well you can try, but it’s not as straight as you imagined.
My lovely (&)?
Is not so lovely as you imagine. I’m just giving it to you straight.
My (&) is much lovelier that you could ever imagine!
And it’s so long and black, just the way I like them.
You can have it, then. I’m upgrading to (!), which is what happens when you straighten a lovely (?).
But I bet your (!) is not nearly as lovely as your (&). And I wouldn’t advise betting against my capacity for imagination.
My (!) is lovely enough, and it is straighter than you imagine.
I imagine you cannot imagine what I imagine.
I imagine you imagining that I cannot imagine what you imagine, but is is just my imagination.
My | is the best.
And what’s wrong with a bit of woman on the side? Goes great with Tuna
You know, I’ve heard that it smells like tuna and tastes like chicken.
I don’t like the way that sounds, specially since I am a woman, but I thought it was relevant to your post.
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tune a fish.
Why not? Fish have scales.
Really; can they give me a hand weighing this pile of whore dust into bags?
If a fish gives you a hand, it’s bound to be a shark regurgitating, and it’s hard to see how that would help.
*bluuurrrrrrrrp* Eugh, sorry about that, last night I ate someone who disagreed with me.
Nitrogen narcosis addles the brain and makes divers very argumentative over bridge contract bids and how the hand should have been played.
It looks like Tuna are People too.
Damn, NBC is getting absolutely desperate for sitcom concepts.
I have a friend in the biz. I can’t believe some of the concepts they are pursuing.
I wonder who they’ll get to play Tuna.
Tamara Tunie?
I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
“I can only speak to myself.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005.
“I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake.” –George W. Bush, on his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006
See when fish and people come together, best moments are created.
But apparently, he wasn’t as fond of dogs. “If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow.” –George W. Bush, Jan. 2000
I would also agree that he had many worse moments in office.
It may reach the point where I miss that man. While listening to him speak, I was always torn between dismay, anger, and breathless anticipation of the next grammatical faux pas.
“Is the next thing out of his mouth going to be the big one that ignites the collapse of international relations, and civilization as we know it???”
It was a rare mix of suspense.
Crap…Bush beat me to it *L*
This is the place where both Tuna and People got herpes from.
If they were men, they got his peas, as well. After all, after all man comes off.
No, I think you get his pees from the foreign hunks bathroom.
Don’t bring your foreign objects into the bathroom…
And don’t throw them to the toilet.
Don’t throw the toilet, either.
Feel free to urge them towards the toilet, though.
Okay, I’ll urge the toilet to the toilet.
I prefer to eat the Tuna, actually. Maybe with a little Daveburger with Steve on the side.
So you are the kind of man(cat) that likes to have something on the side. And surprisingly, it isn’t a woman.
weird sauce?
I’ll just have the slightly unusual sauce this time, thanks.
Two great tastes that taste great together.
Fish fingers is the house special.
As opposed to beef lady finger meat?
Or the roasted tuna with cancer ragout.
You can rag the cancer out of mine, thank you.
C’mon!! Fish don’t have fingers, they have sticks!
And they speak softly because they carry big ones.
That is how they become carp stars!
Like Fish and Chips.
In this case, fish and chaps.
Fish+leather. HOT!
Somebody likes the biker merfolk…
Power tuna people!
Help! I’m being oppressed!
Come and see the violence inherent in the cistern!
Shark off your chains! Be free as cod intended you to be!
He’s not my king, I didn’t vote for him.
Tuna, people – there’s a difference?
Not so much, if you swap the “A” and the “T”.
Just don’t make her say “Uncle!”
Unless she’s a monkey.
Well! I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!
OOOK!!!
mighty morphin power pirate-tuna-people!!!!!!!!!!!
Now with added ninja!
ghostbuster in there anywhere?
Slimer.
ahahah i’m gonna find this next time i go to Gangnam!
Is that what they serve or who they serve?
You go in and report back for us. If you don’t return, we’ll obviously be eating elsewhere.