Comments on: Too late. Where were you when I was in daycare??

By: Kits

Kits — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 19:16:11 +0000

Kangaroo means i don’t understand in aboriginal so i wouldn’t be surprised if there was i island called that.

By: jimmy

jimmy — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 13:07:36 +0000

its chilled beer nt child beer spelling mistake!!!!!!!!!

By: lolz

lolz — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 12:02:36 +0000

PedoBear Certified lol

By: Mark. Gooley

Mark. Gooley — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 05:04:25 +0000

I also remember a really sweet dark malt beer on my last visit to Germany (as a lad in 1973) that they were willing to serve to us kids in a restaurant. My younger (German) cousin preferred Coca-Cola. I was so impressed that it was beer — though of marginal alcohol content — that I kept drinking, despite the excessive sweetness. It was sweeter than Coke, yes.

Clausthaler and Warsteiner, last I checked, make drinkable almost-no-alcohol beers one can get in the USA. So can any home brewer. Brew a batch of rather small beer (not too much malt), then heat it to drive off the alcohol, then prime it with sugar for carbonation and add extra yeast if you think you’ve killed the yeast (okay, that puts a little alcohol back in. You can save the dregs, unheated, for lots of live yeast for the carbonation: just put a bit back in). Still under 1% alcohol and worlds better than American no-alcohol beers.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:23:30 +0000

Sounds like a pressing matter.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:21:54 +0000

The Island formerly known as Virgin… Or Whore Dust Cove…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:04:20 +0000

YES, MAYBE I WOULD!!!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:03:27 +0000

That’s cold!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:00:22 +0000

Also by a raccoon. At least, that was the chatter among the Beatles.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:59:12 +0000

What DO you call the Virgin Islands after you’ve been there?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:49:33 +0000

Since no-one’s ever been there, how can you be sure?

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:26:02 +0000

No virgin is an island.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:09:47 +0000

Oh, wait…

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 11:35:19 +0000

The name “Rocky” was already taken by a squirrel. The roo was called Skippy.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 11:31:46 +0000

Of course, it’s called Kangaroo Island because there are lots of kangaroos there, just like the Virgin Islands are so called because…..

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:13:28 +0000

A giant kangaroo shaped rock rising out of the ocean floor and breaking the surface as a Kangaroo Island…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:10:52 +0000

Rocky Kangaroo? I think not.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:01:06 +0000

What if it is a really big kangaroo made out of rock jutting out of the ocean not connected to any other land masses?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:10:32 +0000

No kangaroo is an island.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:54:03 +0000

I prefer kangaroos made on Raspberry Island.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:53:32 +0000

If you believe everything you read.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 02:25:18 +0000

This is SO true *sigh*… the older I get, the better I was…

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 02:24:17 +0000

Rendering babies? What a revolting suggestion!

They cold press them, of course.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 02:22:35 +0000

Come Down Here and visit sometime, we can teach you 70 more.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 02:21:29 +0000

I prefer to let the Brownies mature into Girl Guides – you have to wait longer, but they develop a much more intense flavour. Gotta get ‘em before the turn into Venturers or Rovers, though, they get too gamey then.

By: laconejita

laconejita — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 19:00:57 +0000

That’s what I think. She doesn’t have any kids either. After motherhood, her body will definitely not be what it is now. Unless she is willing to work hard for it.

By: laconejita

laconejita — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 18:58:20 +0000

And you would still be writing to us from under the grave, just like Billy Maes.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 18:53:50 +0000

Young bodies can get away with just about anything. Give her a few decades…

By: Kat

Kat — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 14:20:03 +0000

Well, you know that in Japan they have a non-alcoholic beer for kids called “Children’s Beer”.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 03:39:32 +0000

Share, please!!!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 03:38:33 +0000

Tolerance to alcohol is partly a result of how much you’re used to drinking, but innate factors are even stronger contributors to tolerance. When I was in my 20s and early 30s, I could eat and drink almost anyone under the table, and I was very fit and fairly thin, 6’3″ and around 185 lbs. Then, rather abruptly, alcohol began to not agree with me, although that didn’t slow my consumption any, and I couldn’t eat nearly as much, but I still put on weight, ending up around 225. I hate seeing pictures of me circa 1987, since I had a big belly and rings around my eyes so dark I looked like a raccoon. Many alcoholics have an inborn high tolerance for alcohol. However, that doesn’t stop the booze from killing them, if they keep hitting it hard. I feel fairly certain that had I not succeeded in quitting, I’d be dead by now.

By: laconejita

laconejita — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 02:01:48 +0000

Oh my God, I wish I could show you a picture of her. She has a very good body. And it’s not like she drinks beer every single day. I just meant that when she drinks, she can have several without them getting to her.

She will drink beer on weekends when she goes out. She is not skinny like a stick. She has a normal body and a flat stomach. What’s amazing about that is that she doesn’t even excercise.

By: meh

meh — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 01:46:01 +0000

your sister must be a fatty

By: meh

meh — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 01:45:14 +0000

thats in india, I have a picture of this one place, it served COLD BEARS!

By: KinkyTom

KinkyTom — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 07:59:47 +0000

No Beer No dad

By: bluejade

bluejade — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 00:08:23 +0000

And ballsy.

By: laconejita

laconejita — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:18:14 +0000

John, I eat Mexican food everyday. Luckily, I don’t feel that beer is the only drink that I can have with my breakfast, lunch and dinner.

In fact. I am not a drinker at all. I am 26 and cannot have more than one drink or it will ge to me. My sister is 24 and she can drink beer like a man and still look sober. I guess beer affects everyone differently.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:08:37 +0000

Some people actually do enjoy the taste of beer, as I still do despite the fact that I’ve been sober 20 years. No other beverage seems to go so well with Mexican food, to me. Some people enjoy the taste of coffee but can’t handle the caffeine. I do like the taste of coffee, but if I drank it just for the taste, I’d probably have it about as often as I do non-alcoholic brew, maybe once a week. But since my brain does not function well without caffeine, I drink several cups a day. Substance use and abuse and enjoying tastes are two different things. I’m actually rather fussy about my non-alcoholic beers–I won’t bother with any that I don’t love the taste of, and there are only a couple I find palatable–but back in my drinking days, while I had taste preferences, I’d still drink whatever was around, even if I thought it tasted awful. Just like right now I’m still drinking coffee from this morning’s pot, even though it tasted a whole lot better several hours ago!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 18:54:42 +0000

I still haven’t figured out how they make old motors into motor oil.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 18:53:06 +0000

Not to mention awfully strong.

By: pamera

pamera — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:02:22 +0000

Actually its’ a thing known in Germany as Kinder Beer – it’s beer without alcohol – and they actually do give it to kids. Miller makes something similar that tastes good, but like decaf coffee – what’s the point, really??

By: blueJade

blueJade — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 16:32:59 +0000

If bull-buggering means what it sounds like it means… that was an awfully drunk toddler!

By: A Noun

A Noun — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:37:18 +0000

Well, that also explains the convenient Child Cage under the Kingfisher sign.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 13:27:56 +0000

Wouldn’t a “fudge Brownie” be a fudge flavoured with Brownies?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 13:27:02 +0000

I’m waiting to se if Dr H gets back to me on the idea of making cookies with mattress in them, since we don’t smoke. Close enough?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 13:25:31 +0000

As further down the thread, Kingfisher is a brand of lager, brewed in India.

By: papapapapapapapapapapa

papapapapapapapapapapa — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 13:16:15 +0000

I don’t think that this is exactly the same thing as alcoholic beverages. It’s just what it says, child safe beer like child cigs are actually candy. Now, to research it!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 11:05:37 +0000

The smell of fermenting children…… BLEAUGGGGHHH!!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 11:03:18 +0000

Is someone baking Brownies?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:58:37 +0000

There’s a lot of Scots & Irish heritage in the Australian population, which is probably why we have some pretty good euphemisms of our own.