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Only the best looking may enter!
My looking is not so good lately. I need stronger bifocals. Or longer arms. I guess I’ll just have to find a tree in the back. Fortunately, my distance vision is still fine.
Me so solly. You not enter here.
I’m stumped. I got nothing. Does it have american style toilet paper??
No, it is full of foreign babes for your pleasure.
This must be the bathroom for us women.
What is the men’s bathroom say?
Foreign Dudes Bathroom?
But “babe” carries with it the connotation not only that the person is female, but that she is, well, hot. About the closest male equivalent I can think of is “hunk.” So I guess the other door would say, “Foreign Hunks Bathroom.” I wonder if they also offer facilities for the appearance-challenged folks, or if their motto is, “If you’re ugly, just hold it in. Don’t dare even breakfart.”
I just figured that that facility had strippers in it for the viewing pleasure of the occupants.
That could make properly using the facilities rather, um, hard.
I suppose it could, but who are we to judge? We have our own customs that may seem strange to the Chinese.
I’m not judging, I’m just p!ssing in the wind.
It’ll all come back to you eventually.
Depending on which way the wind blows.
Any way the wind blows.
♫♫…doesn’t really matter to me♫♫
Bohemium Rhapsody.
I like Weird Al’s cover called Bohemian Polka. The words are the same, but the tempo is faster.
Oh, and if you look up “Zero Wing Rhapsody,” that is good, too.
I’m not always wild about Weird Al, but that one is hilarious! Of course, what I’ve got going through my head is “Blowin’ In the Wind,” although right now it’s
“P!ssing In the Wind.”
Not a Weird Al song.
Should be!
He doesn’t say “Pissing.” He has classy songs like “The Night Santa went Crazy (Extra Gory Version).”
If there’s strippers inside this bathroom. There better be male strippers too. Let us not forget that equal rights are also part of our customs.
You want the Foreign Hunks Bathroom, then?
Just point me in the right direction of where I need to go.
It is to your light.
Oh, no, has she passed on, and needs to go towards the light?!? Tell me it ain’t so, Joe!
No I haven’t passed on. I am still here, but I leave the Engrish world from time to time to tend to the duties of the real world, like work, home, kids, cooking, cleaning, driving, going out, etc.
No, she didn’t walk into the right. She is light there, on your light!
Are you a person imagining yourself as an avatar, or an avatar imagining yourself as a person?
The world may never know.
I am a cat. I see all that is mine, and all that I see is mine.
If all that you see is mine, maybe you’re a miner.
I’m no minor! I’m almost level 27! I’ll be evolving into a Persian unless someone pushes B!
I beg to differ, there are babes of the male persuasion. Not enough of them, but they are out there. A hunk can be a babe, but not always, and a babe certainly doesn’t have to be a hunk. Perhaps you’re not tuned precisely enough.
And babes can also be infants as in babes in the woods… so I don’t have any idea who uses this bathroom. Which means it may be clean and stocked with toilet paper. I say go for it!!!
I’ve never heard a man described as a “babe,” but of course I still make all my posts by chiseling letters into a block of stone and having the OCR scanner translate into computerese.
I have heard it once or twice.
Do you mind awfully if I go in first? Absolutely bursting…
I rest my case.
Be sure to tip your foreign babes!
So if you are ugly, you don’t deserve to pee?
That’s harsh.
I mean that’s harsh for those who are ugly. I will be using the Foreign Babe Bathroom.
Not as bad as ugly people needing to deposit their harsh browns!
If someone tries to stop me when I need to go, things will get REALLY ugly!
I’ll stay out of your way, then.
So then where do the domestics go?
They can go home.
Yeah, they probably live close by, so it’s not an inconvience.
But it might be an inconvenience.
I was waiting for you to say that! What took you so long?
He had an inconvenience come up.
Well, what comes up must go down.
So do they click their heels together and repeat, “There’s no place like home?” Or do they put on the suicide squeeze and try to score from third?
I don’t think squeezing them is a good idea at this point…
But they have to squeeze until they make it home.
They should have gone before they left!
Well, if the ball’s in left then it should be easy to score from third, even on a sac fly.
But then again, Thomas Wolfe said you can’t go home again.
And if your home’s on the range, there’s all those deer and antelope playing to contend with.
I think it’s finally happened. I am entering a manic state… “Flight of ideas. Thoughts racing.” Bad sign. Could be just too much coffee, though.
Maybe if you stop talking to yourself you’d feel better.
He needs to talk to himself. He is a mental psychologist. He is the only one that can help him.
You talk to yourself, but you don’t hear you…
Maybe his inner professor is trying to reason with his inner clown. The inner clown has his hands to his ears and refuses to listen.
There may be an inner war between the two.
His inner ear could get worn out that way…
I am the walrus. Goo goo goo joob.
I see… Good luck with that.
In Taipei you have to pay to pee, unless you have a toupee.
Which reminds me of the Red Indian who drank ten gallons of tea. Next morning they found him dead in his teepee.
Is there a separate bathroom for the local babes??
Yes, it is to your reft.
Then you bereft?
I be reft rong time ago. I get back now.
Does the “domestic babes” bathroom just say, “Me sucky-sucky and love you long time?”
Maybe, “Me rove you rong time!”
Karl Rove you long time. Thank God no more!
I make happy Carl isn’t rove me any more!! It went on rong rong time and was VERY hurty!! I want my ten dolla BACK!!!
Me no rike hurty thing!
Dream on. Dream on. Dream until your dreams come true.
Well my next door neighbor
With a daughter
Had a favor
So I gave her just a little kiss
Like this….
Thanks for the brain-worm. I’ll be stuck with that until I can get to Best Buy and the new Dethklok album in about an hour…..
Better hurry. The Dethklok is running!!
Better I give you worms than give you crabs.
Depends on what I’m fishing for!
Just don’t molest the wildlife…
It so you can puke up the MSG.
Why would you want to puke Make-So-Good?(well it is kinda gross once you think about it)
You remind me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe of power!
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of hoodoo!
Who do?
Voodoo Too.
“I Can’t Explain”
…why I’ve become Miss Chatellaine,…
Being male, that really would make no sense whatsoever!
Coupled with the fact that I was replying to 12wqz’s “Who do?”, (nothing to do with k d lang) it makes even less sense, but hey, why should any comment make sense here?
You do!
Now go do that voodoo that you do soooo welllllllll.
Do what?
Do wah diddy.
Diddy dum diddy doo,
Remind me of the babe!
The sad thing here is, the Chinese text above it? Same context. Fully intentional.
Well, if at makes as little sense in Chinese as it does in English, then let us not be sad. Let us laugh, in big, broad laughs, Chinese and English laughs, Australian and American laughs, Indian and Turkish laughs, Slovenian and Nepalese laughs. For it is all absurd, my friends, all so, so very absurd! Let us join the world in one huge paroxysm of laughter!! Do I hear an Amen???
Stand near the Foreign Babes Bathroom and you can hear an Amenity.
What if I’m not amenable?
That would be lamentable.
I don’t think that sounds very potable.
The folks in the Southern States won’t be able to carry it, then.
Do you think they can carry a tune?
They can carry a tuna & people.
That must be a big pocket! They still can’t drink it, though.
If they carried a Beethoven’s Fifth in their pocket, they could drink it.
Is that a symphony in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
It’s an anthem. That’s why I’m standing to attention.
Whose anthem is that now?
Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield?
That is a long anthem. You’ll get tired after a while, and need to sit down.
“Foreign Babes Bathroom” – well that’s very nice for all the distaff posters, but is there a “Foreign Hunks* Bathroom” available for the rest of us?
* A hunk is defined as “a shapeless mass of material” in my dictionary, so I certainly fit the description!
By that definition, there will be “hunks” in any bathroom!
But they aren’t all foreign.
Well, sure. Some are for in, some are against in.
Others abstained.
If they stained it, they should clean it.
Abstinence makes the hard grow farther.
Also, abstinence makes the fart grow stronger.
Only if it is a breakfart.
You need to stay behind the velvet rope until the bouncer decides you are babe enough. The management needs to maintain enough space in case others that are more babatious than you want to come through. There are changing tables for socialite’s precocious brood babes, too.
Be careful with the white powder around the changing table.
Has someone been cutting the talcum with powdered sugar? Could be a sticky situation.
Well, that’s a pretty discriminating bathroom!
Yes, it clearly is discriminating on the basis of prettiness.
I don’t know about you, but I’d check for hidden camera’s in there. Why else would you say babes only?
I don’t get it… i’m a chinese. The chinese words up there DOES say “foreign babes’ bathroom”…This is NOT a wrong translation! WTH…
Try reading the other 134 comments, huh? “Foreign Babes Bathroom” is not the sort of thing a native English speaker (and even some others, La Conejita is Mexican by birth, so probably a native Spanish speaker) would put on a formal sign!